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I would teach him about the future and what the internet is, that it's a place where he gets made fun of a lot, tell him to loosen up and try to have a comedic side about everything. I'd then buy him an account, tell him post in GBS only to get Banned and have his thread appropriately gassed.
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Telling hitler to post in fyad and laughing when he gets chained probed
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Nov 28, 2021 05:48
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I would establish the Chronochronic Peacekeefers and their job would be to go back in time and get the bad dudes high as gently caress on futuristic hyperweed until they don't care anymore
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Nov 28, 2021 05:56
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I'd give him an all expense paid trip to meet Walt Disney. But then, mid-flight, it just drops him into the ocean.
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Nov 28, 2021 11:11
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He wants Poland so much? I make him eat Poland until he bursts!!!
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Nov 28, 2021 11:17
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I go back in time to around the end of WW1. Use my future man knowledge to become the inventor of something amazingly useful, easily produced with technology of the time and extremely profitable. My new industry attracts massive business around the world improving German exports, I allow my self to be heavily taxed to help pay the German debt which in turn gives my customer base money to keep buying my product. If that doesn't work I'll keep going back and burying gold then going forward and "finding" more gold mines. Then I'll kick Hitler in the nards so hard he pukes and dies.
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Nov 28, 2021 11:41
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sigher posted:I would teach him about the future and what the internet is, that it's a place where he gets made fun of a lot, tell him to loosen up and try to have a comedic side about everything. I'd then buy him an account, tell him post in GBS only to get Banned and have his thread appropriately gassed. Yeah and then he starts an offsite that eventually causes the apocalypse. Nice going birch
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Nov 28, 2021 12:01
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Since time is the a flat circle, I'm thinkin this single sucks, so I'd flip it to the b-side which is some sickass cosmic funk
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Nov 28, 2021 12:29
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Ive been playing tower defense games lately, so just endless waves of Hitler variants running into devious traps getting shot and stabbed, but I have to improve the efficiency and score to get upgrades to get EVEN BETTER at killing Hitler. For a moment I think 'am I the bad guys?' but then I get the 'hitler is bad guys' DLC.
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Nov 28, 2021 12:55
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Shank him in prison or kill him in a beer hall fight which is like a German version of a bar fight.
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I would hug Hitler and kiss him on the mouth
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Mimesweeper posted:I would hug Hitler and kiss him on the mouth What in the heck
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Mimesweeper posted:I would hug Hitler and kiss him on the mouth Yea
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Nov 28, 2021 14:13
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Um you guys that's not going to kill Hitler at all and actually might make him happier and stronger what are you doing
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Nov 28, 2021 14:15
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Evil rear end Hitler getting his lips moistened by my own
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Who decided it was a good idea to put a goon on this mission? I bet that somehow Hitler was behind this operation, he just wanted to get a smooch The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Nov 28, 2021 |
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Nov 28, 2021 14:18
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The actual mission was to go back 10 years and buy bitcoins but we messed up and created Hitler.
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Nov 28, 2021 15:43
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world war ii averted as hundreds of pasty 32 year old men materialize to suck off hitler
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:world war ii averted as hundreds of pasty 32 year old men materialize to suck off hitler Is that... Is that what your orders said in your envelope because mine...like mine are WAY different and I don't think I'm supposed to be here
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https://i.imgur.com/Eye88b5.mp4
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I'd use a joy buzzer and get vaporized by one in return by a power hungry soviet.
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I still don’t care about Sudetenland 🤷♂️
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Nov 29, 2021 11:44
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Land a time machine on him.
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Nov 29, 2021 14:03
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I would sock him right in the nose!
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Nov 29, 2021 14:05
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Suicide ray that makes people commit suicide.
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Nov 29, 2021 14:59
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Hitler is already dead so I would just keep doing what I'm currently doing
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Nov 29, 2021 15:52
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I'm not a big fan of 'killing' in general, as in, I don't hunt and don't even fish because the idea of purposely hurting the fish or accidentally killing it just doesn't do it for me, exactly? So, anyway, I guess what I'm asking is, if it's not too late now that we're in the time machine, before we start it up, would it be ok if I just told Hitler to knock that poo poo off already? Like real sternly? "Hey Hitler, stop being such an rear end! You're gonna cause some serious problems here!!" That kinda thing? ...hello? Did you start this thing already?
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Once upon a time a hitler needed to get across a poland. He asked if a stalin could help him. "No! You're going to attack me" said the stalin. "Don't be silly. If I attack you a war will break out and millions will die" replied the hitler. And off they went.
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Nov 29, 2021 16:42
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The only thing that could stop a bad Hitler would be a good Hitler, so we should try and make one of those.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:04
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Call him Raydolph Hitler, the Good Hitler.
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Nov 29, 2021 17:16
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Ice arrow
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I would suck Hitler's dick until he came and then I'd keep suckin' until he died from cumbing too hard
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Nov 30, 2021 03:46
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I'd suck all of Hitler's organs out through his rear end in a top hat until he died. Then I'd keep sucking
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Nov 30, 2021 04:00
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I see all these plans and some of them are pretty good, but deep down inside I feel that the best way to kill Hitler is through some sort of sexual misadventure involving an extremely large dildo and spanking. Or this: Pinche Rudo posted:I'd suck all of Hitler's organs out through his rear end in a top hat until he died.
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Nov 30, 2021 04:36
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Strap him down to a table and prop his mouth open with a bite block or a gag. Then force feed him Hebrew National all beef hot dogs until his stomach explodes. That's how I would want to go 
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Nov 30, 2021 04:53
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Give him a nice sandwich and after he ate it tell him it was a jewish sandwich and he'd have to performatively tear open his belly to get it out because his nazi buddies are in the room
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I'd send a hunter seeker drone into his room through a secret door in the headboard of his bed. If he so much as twitches he's a dead man.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:37
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Call him on the telephone and then when he answers yell so loud into the receiver that his head explodes.
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Poison strudel.
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Massage his prostate until he cums to death.
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