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I don’t think that I know the details on anything. If I were interrogated about anything to do with World War II I think I’d get confused between it and the first. Maybe it ended in November? Or maybe that was D-Day? I don’t think it was, because it would be cold then, but there was this sweet HBO series that showed them in the woods and there was snow. I think it was France, but I can’t remember. It may have been in 1944, I don’t know. Most of the stuff I know is aesthetics. I use my phone for most stuff like this. I’d check it and show you how it works, but my battery is almost certainly dead. The thought of going back in time and not being able to answer basic stuff terrifies me. It is possible I already have gone back in time and was so useless it didn’t change anything.
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It ended in May 1945 and D-Day was June 6 1944 OP. Hope that helps when your inevitable time travel interrogation occurs. edit: actually I guess I should clarify that the Western front of WW2 ended in May '45 William Henry Hairytaint fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Nov 30, 2021 |
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Nov 30, 2021 18:08
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I’m just gonna hope for the best and be like “uhhh wasn’t WW1 a real bummer”
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Nov 30, 2021 18:09
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you'd probably die of some terrible disease before that happened but ok
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Nov 30, 2021 18:09
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tell em not to worry because The Great War was so horrific it put an end to all war for good
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Nov 30, 2021 18:13
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thunderspanks posted:you'd probably die of some terrible disease before that happened but ok If someone asked me if they found a cure for diabetes I would have to tell the sortof. It has to do with sugar and blood. The guy for discovered it, insulin, sold it for a dollar, I think. I might be confusing it with the penicillin guy. He left something out on a counter.
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Nov 30, 2021 18:14
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*The more truthful and accurate answers I give about anything after 2016, the more my interrogators are convinced I'm lying to them*
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Nov 30, 2021 18:17
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while you're there, make sure you load up with as much unvaxxed sperm as possible to bring back
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Nov 30, 2021 18:18
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Professor Shark posted:The thought of going back in time and not being able to answer basic stuff terrifies me. It is possible I already have gone back in time and was so useless it didn’t change anything. do you think people in previous decades were constantly being interrogated about the precise date ww2 ended or something? just mind your own business and you'll be fine
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Nov 30, 2021 18:21
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Bad Purchase posted:while you're there, make sure you load up with as much unvaxxed sperm as possible to bring back "load up" ..... how?
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Nov 30, 2021 18:21
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Bad Purchase posted:tell em not to worry because The Great War was so horrific it put an end to all war for good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_2U7x4CqT0
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Nov 30, 2021 18:23
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The Bloop posted:"load up" ..... how? op can improvise/adapt over cum
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Nov 30, 2021 18:24
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Yeah this is known as the Novikov self-consistency principle op. The only people stupid enough to step into a time machine are too dumb/cum hungry to change anything worth printing in a history book.
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Nov 30, 2021 18:29
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*Goes back in time* Hey, past folks. Man you guys wouldn't believe all the cool future techs where I come from. It's like magic! *I get asked how to make literally of it* Sorry, no idea! It just shows up at my house in a box! *They shoot me with a crossbow*
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Nov 30, 2021 18:36
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Meme Poker Party posted:*Goes back in time* *bleeding out on the floor* Enjoy it while it lasts! Crossbows will become obsolete in- *coup de grace*
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Nov 30, 2021 18:38
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This is already a Nate Bergatze bit!
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Nov 30, 2021 18:40
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If I were to try and explain the pandemic to people in 2000 I could tell them that it came from Wuhan, but not where, and I’d tell them about these amazing new vaccines that I don’t know how they work. I guess I could tell them a lot about GoT and Warhammer
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Nov 30, 2021 20:06
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I guess I could tell people about 9/11, like the date and what happens, but knowing my luck I would end-up in 2005 or something
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Professor Shark posted:I guess I could tell people about 9/11, like the date and what happens, but knowing my luck I would end-up in 2005 or something huh? you would still have time to warn them about obama and 9/11
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Nov 30, 2021 20:10
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9/11 was in 2001, right?
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Nov 30, 2021 20:11
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sure it was. and next you'll tell me that jet fuel can melt steel beams.
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Nov 30, 2021 20:18
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The Bloop posted:"load up" ..... how? buddy if you gotta ask that we're moving on to the next candidate alright
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Nov 30, 2021 20:19
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haha turns out modern english is so different form this ancient dialect that i sound like an idiot
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Nov 30, 2021 20:43
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myn pinith doth krynch wenc i pee, an it be fyll of cristle. myn wyfe whil be larg of furi in her hart be forworned, wher thy sheepskin whilst dallying with strang maydens
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Nov 30, 2021 20:51
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id probably die while making GBS threads myself just to fit in at most points in history
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Nov 30, 2021 20:53
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going back in time to 9/10/2001 to watch 9/11 and lol all over again
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Nov 30, 2021 20:54
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What are they gonna do, fact check you? Make poo poo up man.
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Nov 30, 2021 20:56
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going back in time to the salem witch trials to get a hot goth girlfriend 
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Nov 30, 2021 20:58
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going back in time to the third century AD to find a hot Goth girlfriend 
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Nov 30, 2021 20:59
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i'd go back in time and tell that guy that only cracked the knuckles on one hand for decades that his experiment ends in one hand being all hosed up and gnarly. so everyone thinks they shouldnt crack their knuckles ever. 
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Nov 30, 2021 21:01
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I think they'd be impressed enough that a shark can even talk at all.
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Nov 30, 2021 21:01
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I'd probably just lie a bunch and then act surprised when the things I should have known were going to happen ended up happening and I'd probably start hitting the time machine and saying stuff like "this loving machine!! this loving machine has hosed me again!!"
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Nov 30, 2021 21:01
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Aardvark! posted:going back in time to the salem witch trials to get a hot goth girlfriend 
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Nov 30, 2021 21:07
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just say you’re from another timeline
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Nov 30, 2021 21:08
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I’m gonna go all the way back and gently caress the primordial soup
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Nov 30, 2021 21:09
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trying to explain the concept of hygiene to people in the 1300s but i accidentally brought up pornography and now they don't want to talk about anything else
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Nov 30, 2021 21:12
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They make shirts and wallet cards for this.
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Nov 30, 2021 21:12
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Gonna deliver a single fleshlight and start a loving war
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Nov 30, 2021 21:13
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gonna try and get isaac newton laid by a cave babe
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The "Missing Link" is only missing because I returned to the present afterwards.
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