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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:dong:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That's nice dear

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who's?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


don't play coy bb ;)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Why??

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

you should probably go see a doctor

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

tractor man posted:

you should probably go see a doctor

Someone is putting them in his bed... reverse robbery,??

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

that means you have to piss op

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

You’re being visited by a nocturnal sleep succubus if you don’t do something to stop it it will culminate in the succubus ripping off your penis I recommend you see a priest

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Ask Derpies about the waistband trick.

Edit: Also, what are the guys' names?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This world is not my home.

If heaven's not my home, oh Lord what will I do.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Endorph posted:

that means you have to piss op

its this. go pee before you sleep

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

Hot Rod Theocracy

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

who said I don't want them

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Just piss with the boner

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

That’s what all the spray and pray practice in CS 1.6 was good for IRL

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP is a semon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I meant to type demon

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

squat and point your dick at the toilet

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

bird with big dick posted:

You’re being visited by a nocturnal sleep succubus if you don’t do something to stop it it will culminate in the succubus ripping off your penis I recommend you see a priest

Is it the succubus from that movie? She seemed nice, congrats to the OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I constantly dream of eternal agony and torture upon my body

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.
re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

Peggy Edson posted:


re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

:dong:

Whose?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Jose???

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Peggy Edson posted:

who said I don't want them

braggart

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cryomancer posted:

re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

Whose?

Yous.

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
It's the gangster movie but instead of horse heads it's

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I havent had an erection since 2012 :(

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

fixed my erections but every time i log into something awful dot com i get a boner

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Its boner time

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Its boner time

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's not normal OP. I'd recommend getting the extra ones cut off.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


boners are for sex.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTj8_ZYyll0

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you get an unwanted boner just stick a pin in your boner and squeeze the blood out works every time

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Smugworth posted:

If you get an unwanted boner just stick a pin in your boner and squeeze the blood out works every time

Think I'll just print out and laminate this post for those times when I need my boner to go away. (pissing and making presentations in class)

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

runnypoops posted:

I havent had an erection since 2012 :(

Maybe you should wake up next to the OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

boners are for sex.

I really don't believe it

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A bonerar is you

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