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Ratjaculation posted:pretty sure you need a bund for that volume Nah, its 201litres per container
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Nov 30, 2021 22:14
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big bag of cat litter strips the red dye right out
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theres a pint glass in front of the corner of my screen that I was just desperately trying to drag out of view with my mouse pointer
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Nov 30, 2021 22:32
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does the red stuff make the tractor go faster or what
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its an awful lot of diesel for a vehicle that makes it about 5 metres before having another cataclysmic fault caused by it's user
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when it goes at all, it goes the same speed but for 1/5th the tax on the fuel. Until next year when... er its against the law or something
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So I should stock up on barrels red diesel then?
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Unless your a farmer or a few other things you wont be allowed to buy it anymore so yeah. But also you're not allowed to be seen to be stockpiling it close to the deadline whatever that means. The deadline is april fool's day so possibly theres wriggle room there to say you thought they were joking.
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hello friends i've been at the wine to distract from how bad newcastle are at football
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oh nice, my father in law is buying us a chest freezer for xmas mayhaps we shall not starve as society collapses
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You got a generator to keep the power going too? For fuel I suggest stealing from 99
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Dec 1, 2021 09:23
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Currently in Runcorn ask me anything
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how has fridge welcomed you to the family?
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Dec 1, 2021 10:09
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ok but thats a really odd name for a guy
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Dec 1, 2021 10:15
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why is your immediate priority not escaping runcorn
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Runcorn gets all the attention, nobody ever remembers it's twin town jogcarrot
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run, corn! in those fancy new boots you bought the missus!
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I Got The Runs in Runcorn
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Dec 1, 2021 13:58
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The BBC situation comedy Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps was set in Runcorn Phil Collins was born in Runcorn. No not that one.
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Did some surveys around Runcorn at a lovely farmhouse that's due to be demolished. Creamfields closed loads of roads, but since it was 3am I just drove through the barracades That's my anecdote. Bye
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what the
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there's at least one cock and one fanny in there
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Dec 1, 2021 15:34
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The other thread used it to make political pictures but I redirected it for a more noble use https://pixray.gob.io/text2image/ thats a "rajaculation" as drawn by a robot's imagination or something
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ratorbulation
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I am so tired nearly dozed off at work so going home, but its a 20 minute drive in a nice comfy car seat
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Dec 1, 2021 17:19
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Post your pints 
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Dec 1, 2021 17:28
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half 4 on a wednesday?!
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Waiting to meet the Mrs and rather than stand around like a tube or walk around in the rain the pub saved me as it has done so many times in the past
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I am delivering the pints today so not just yet. Just did the last drop tho so back to the yard where I'll grab a few from the broken cases. Thinking hofbrau today, maybe a schneider tap 4 if I'm feeling spicy. That one might gently caress me up a bit too much for tomorrow tho
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Oh yeah I'm delivering cos one of the drivers is sick and his doctor advised him to get a covid test. Yay for december
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Dec 1, 2021 17:39
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I bought my bf some beers for Christmas in the beer shop
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Dec 1, 2021 17:40
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pretending to know something about beers to the incredibly enthusiastic and friendly beer shop lady when she told me about her home brewing
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NotJustANumber99 posted:half 4 on a wednesday?! day drinking is acceptable in one or more of the following situations: - weekend, event, holiday or day off - plane, train or megabus travel - the sun has passed its maximum solar zenith angle Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Dec 1, 2021 |
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Dec 1, 2021 17:54
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When you're a grown up you can drink whenever you want and no one can stop you. One weird trick
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also its dark
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Breaking news. On yellow sticker. Will update after lunch tomorrow.
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