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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm married to Andrew Koenig irl

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Tell him sleep means no then OP.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I constantly wake up with your boner

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i constantly wake up with bird with big dick

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Try some dick pills OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Ba-ho na-her


Heh.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

old beast lunatic posted:

Try some dick pills OP.

Like reverse dick pills??

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Boner?

I hardly had my penis insider

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

TIL that the dude that played Boner in Growing Pains killed hisself 10 years ago and also was the son of Chekov from Star Trek RIP Boner I love you and will miss you forever I hope you hated that piece of poo poo Kirk Cameron as much as I do.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Why was his character named Boner?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Why was his character named Boner?

His first name was Anita

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Why was his character named Boner?

dick too hard

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Nevermind, wrong boner,

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Dec 1, 2021

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Why was his character named Boner?

It was a nickname his actual characters name was, and I poo poo thee not, Richard i.e. Dick Stabone. Extremely racy for the 80s.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jay_Zombie posted:

Nevermind, wrong boner,

why did you delete your beautiful boner haiku

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

bird with big dick posted:

why did you delete your beautiful boner haiku


Wasn't really a haiku though.

quote:

Seems like every other day, I wake up with a boner.
It's a different one every time.
I don't know who they belong to.
I have to figure out what to do with them, some of them are starting to smell.

New boner each day
Who's are they? I do not know.
They begin to stink

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 1, 2021

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

:boehner:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bird with big dick posted:

TIL that the dude that played Boner in Growing Pains killed hisself 10 years ago and also was the son of Chekov from Star Trek RIP Boner I love you and will miss you forever I hope you hated that piece of poo poo Kirk Cameron as much as I do.

I bet there's a conspiracy theory that the CCP had him killed.

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Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

That means you got good blood circulation, bro. Congrats!

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