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Unlike pornography made in the 1970's or 1990's, which in some cases can be titillating in the modern age, I have zero evidence that the Valley produced anything close to erotic in the 80's. My best guess is that the AIDS epidemic cramped the style of pornographers at the exact moment home video became mainstream, resulting in terrible porn that only worked for those who lived in that era.
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The ones i made with my uncle are pretty erotic
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 01:07 |
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All those Traci Lords flicks had to be burned.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 01:14 |
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I don’t think they had invented stepsisters yet OP
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 01:15 |
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Edward Mass posted:My best guess is that the AIDS epidemic cramped the style of pornographers at the exact moment home video became mainstream, resulting in terrible porn that only worked for those who lived in that era. Also, the republicans were in charge of the government and Reagan ordered the entertainment industry to pump out nothing but media that promoted republican values as part of his Cold War propaganda policy, so porn had to go underground and was grossly underfunded.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 01:34 |
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Once Debbie Did Dallas there was nowhere to go but down.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 01:36 |
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OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position: NSFW https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/ The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz. Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:01 |
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Yeah, I hate that tape crap. I only watch on film, the asses seem warmer.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:07 |
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aceface posted:OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position: I think you may have made the OPs point... these women are dumpster fires and the most famous one was underage
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:33 |
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I would be bored to death watching a young Ginger Lynn scene but she's done some quality MILF work in the later part of her career.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:36 |
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aceface posted:OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position: First photo on that page
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:56 |
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I don’t think a single thing of value came out of the 80’s.
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aceface posted:OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position: Long Dong Silver didn't really have an 18 inch cock?!
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I don’t think a single thing of value came out of the 80’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j18e_ID-DpA
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:03 |
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I LOVE BIG VINTAGE TITTIES!
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:05 |
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who told you porn was supposed to be erotic. you idiot. you should be disgusted at the whole affair.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:17 |
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Ok one thing of value
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:37 |
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I just bought a house and found the previous owner's 80s porn in the shed, and can confirm, I was unaroused. I also found a sweet kbar in there. He was living life as fully as he could out in that shed.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:43 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I don’t think a single thing of value came out of the 80’s. what about me?
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:45 |
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this is the tape that you've waited for and heard about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGjSvlHgQgQ
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:01 |
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As someone who has seen all pornography made in the 1980s, let me just confirm for you that this is true.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:03 |
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I don't care what anyone says, pubic hair is not the defining trait of an adult woman. Also there was a Bo Derek Playboy in the 80s that I've judged every woman by since.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:06 |
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cafe flesh is still the best porn movie ever made but yeah I can't really see trying to beat off to it
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:23 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:First photo on that page dj premier???
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:25 |
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Speak for yourself OP. The 80s was full of boobs and bush as far as the eye could see.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:27 |
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80s porn is what fueled woods porn
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:11 |
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ded posted:80s porn is what fueled woods porn Bush in the bush.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:25 |
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aceface posted:OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position: Nina Hartley is sitll making videos and she has a striking resemblance to HIllary Clinton. Look up a video, tell me I'm wrong.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:42 |
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also "unarousing" is a pretty hoity-toity way to contrast the quality of videos of people loving for like $400
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:44 |
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ded posted:80s porn is what fueled woods porn I never saw woods porn. With that being said... When I was in community college (before I went to an actual university), I worked at a grocery store. One day, I was told to empty the trash can out front, and it turned out someone had thrown away pornography, and it was just there on the top of the trash in the trash can. Who throws away porn, let alone in public? For the record, I did not take the porn from out of the trash.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:45 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:As someone who has seen all pornography made in the 1980s, let me just confirm for you that this is true. I'm visualising you watching your thousandth 80's porn video from start to finish with no reaction but a sad face.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 07:18 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I don’t think a single thing of value came out of the 80’s.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 08:02 |
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I wanna gently caress a Ghostbuster. Is that so wrong????
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my dog died im sad posted:I wanna gently caress a Golden Girl. Is that so wrong????
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 08:07 |
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Not if it's Blanche
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my dog died im sad posted:I wanna gently caress a Ghostbuster. Is that so wrong???? just as long as they’re none of the junior ones or cg ghost Egon, you go straight to hell for either one
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 11:31 |
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I like that scene in Boogie Nights where they're filming a porn in the limo and Burt Reynolds hesitates and dies inside before saying "...on video tape."
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 11:35 |
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Thank you thread for reminding me of one of the greatest television shows of all time, Dave's Old Porn
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 11:36 |
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80s porn really missed out on all the incest porn that now dominates Pornhub. I wanna gently caress your mom not my mom Jesus if she saw me naked now she would say, "drat it, you are your father's son"
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 11:46 |
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Edward Mass posted:I never saw woods porn. With that being said... take a walk into the woods. no it doesnt matter where you are. you will find it
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