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At least that's what a bunch of signs in Seattle are claiming.quote:Imagine a world with no internet. Sure, we'd miss the online shopping, the work-at-home ease, the Squid Game binge. But isn't it also kind of calming to imagine a world where we don't know how many friends are convinced Olive Garden will give them free food simply for linking to a Facebook post? Or which cousins believe the coronavirus vaccine is embedding Bill Gates into our brains? https://twitter.com/alicevalkyrie3/...02%2Fframe.html It's probably just some dumb marketing stunt, but in case it isn't, you have until the end of this countdown clock to download copies of your favorite threads. Hurry up, goons! Edit: False alarm, everyone! Spandex Bonerlord fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Dec 2, 2021 |
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Oh god can you imagine? I wouldn't be able to work remotely anymore tho, so I hope not! 
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Dec 2, 2021 19:07
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Well it’s about loving time!
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Dec 2, 2021 19:10
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I loving wish
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Dec 2, 2021 19:10
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oh no i walk dogs and they just finally got our booking website figured out correctly
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Dec 2, 2021 19:10
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It actually ended some time ago and we're all so self involved that we've inadvertently created a mass hallucination of the internet.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:12
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By popular demand posted:It actually ended some time ago and we're all so self involved that we've inadvertently created a mass hallucination of the internet. haha. awesome
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Dec 2, 2021 19:13
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it's been an honor posting along side you all. sad but it's for the better.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:15
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Good riddance
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Dec 2, 2021 19:16
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Probably marketing for the new Matrix movie.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:19
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I will replace poo poo posting with yelling “im gay!” At my neighbours
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Dec 2, 2021 19:25
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I can finally stop doing the pointless E-learning modules required by work.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:26
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It's been something posting with you all and I wish you all the best of luck as you attempt to avoid being eaten by cannibal hordes
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Dec 2, 2021 19:26
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The good news is that we all won’t be stupid anymore.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:28
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The good news is that we all won’t be stupid anymore. Encyclopedia Britannica will have to go back to print!
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Dec 2, 2021 19:35
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Inshallah
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Dec 2, 2021 19:36
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it's about time honestly
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Dec 2, 2021 19:38
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It means February 12th dumbass. It ended like ten months ago
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Dec 2, 2021 19:40
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I lived by that Bento Sushi place. It used to be a mediocre burger joint called the Boss Flame Broiler that had pretty good creamsicle shakes.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:42
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we could only be so lucky
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Dec 2, 2021 19:44
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I am inside the central server room of the internet. I have attached a explosive charge to the main internet computer with a dead man's switch monitoring my heartbeat. If my demands are not met I will destroy the internet. My demands are as follows: - $30 million of doge coin transferred to my swiss bank account. - The President must appear on live television and say "I am the President and Narmaya is my #1 waifu." - Inclusion of Gamers as a protected class under federal law.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:46
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Meme Poker Party posted:I am inside the central server room of the internet. I have attached a explosive charge to the main internet computer with a dead man's switch monitoring my heartbeat. If my demands are not met I will destroy the internet. My demands are as follows: too high a price. hit the button
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Dec 2, 2021 19:49
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Simply the thought of having free reign over the memeing powers of gods at your fingertips but for a few scant minutes, should be enough to drive anyone who's always-online into delirious ecstasy.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:05
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how am i supposed to take a poo poo if there’s no internet?
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Dec 2, 2021 20:10
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thank loving god
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Dec 2, 2021 20:20
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*rushes to download as much porn as possible*
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Dec 2, 2021 20:21
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Bad Purchase posted:how am i supposed to take a poo poo if there’s no internet? You read the back of the shampoo bottle like your ancestors did.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:21
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It's me. The internet is collapsing because I'm eating all the bits and you can't stop me 
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Dec 2, 2021 20:23
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Jay_Zombie posted:You read the back of the shampoo bottle like your ancestors did. Ok, but how will I waste time at work?
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Dec 2, 2021 20:25
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Cosmic Thing posted:Ok, but how will I waste time at work? Bring the shampoo bottle with you?
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Dec 2, 2021 20:27
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Don't worry it's just rebranding as the metanet.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:28
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End social media. Leave the Internet.
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Dec 2, 2021 20:29
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I bet it's a new kind of cryptocurrency
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Dec 2, 2021 20:29
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Aardvark! posted:I bet it's a new kind of cryptocurrency You're not far off. It's related to internet computer gatekeeping the internet
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Dec 2, 2021 20:33
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Did it happen yet? Posting to check if the internet is off yet.
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Dec 2, 2021 21:28
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Guess not. How about now?
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Dec 2, 2021 21:28
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drat we only got an hour and 28 minutes left! Better get your internetting done now folks, the Big One’s coming!
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Dec 2, 2021 21:32
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hell yeah I knew saving all that porn locally was a good idea
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Dec 2, 2021 21:34
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I bet it's Kanye
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Dec 2, 2021 21:37
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:drat we only got an hour and 28 minutes left! Better get your internetting done now folks, the Big One’s coming! I wish that were true. then i could just say gently caress work and go to the bar.
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