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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

-weed plants are mandatory in your front yard

-at least one (1) reggae song must be blasted out your windows every week

-dippy

-no "harshing the vibe". this will be determined judiciously

# ? Dec 4, 2021 02:37

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:37

hbag

im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel

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# ? Dec 4, 2021 03:17

FluffieDuckie

Will I need advance approval to start my moat project?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 4, 2021 03:30

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

FluffieDuckie posted:

Will I need advance approval to start my moat project?

you would need a permit to keep your lot moat-free

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:02

biosterous

hbag posted:

im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel

can i borrow your ham radio tower pls

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# ? Dec 4, 2021 05:01

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

How many hammocks am I allowed on my lot?

# ? Dec 4, 2021 05:38

Dads Dip Cup

look, we're going to have to talk about the bouncy castle in the front yard. we're starting to get complaints, you see. could we maybe set up a system so that everybody gets a turn, we have a few people who are feeling left out

# ? Dec 4, 2021 05:48

Dads Dip Cup

signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dads Dip Cup posted:

signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:05

Chinatown: by Fluffdaddy

paint your house however you want. the brighter colors the better.

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# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:37

Android Blues

barnold posted:

-~~at least~~ exclusively one (1) reggae song must be blasted out your windows every ~~week~~ hour of cloudless sunlight

# ? Dec 4, 2021 08:06

Macnult

absolutely no junk cars, �project� vehicles, etc. are permitted in your yard unless
A: it is a hobby
or
B: you have a pet and they enjoy hanging out in/on them

# ? Dec 4, 2021 10:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

You are not allowed to remove a tree or plant that a pet enjoys.

This will be determined by sitting down (yes) with the pet and asking it in a sad voice if they want the tree gone. If they look sad to us it's a no go.

We will be very high.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 12:34

google THIS

The latest resolution has passed and we are now officially an im gay-ted community

# ? Dec 5, 2021 07:21

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

you can't just like, own a home man

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# ? Dec 5, 2021 10:03

Escape From Noise

hbag posted:

im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel

That ham better be stolen

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:08

ELTON JOHN

condo crew checking in

pros:

no grass to mow
nice view
you develop meaningful relationships with your neighbors

cons:

cant make a big garden
not a lot of storage space
you develop meaningful relationship with your neighbors

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:21

Escape From Noise

I don't know any of my neighbors. But I'm in an apartment. Even if it's called a condo here for some reason.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:26

ELTON JOHN

sorry it was a typo i meant condom

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:31

Escape From Noise

As a non sex haver, I only barely understand this.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:45

Twenty Four

ELTON JOHN posted:

condo crew checking in

pros:

no grass to mow
nice view
you develop meaningful relationships with your neighbors

cons:

cant make a big garden
not a lot of storage space
you develop meaningful relationship with your neighbors

ELTON JOHN posted:

sorry it was a typo i meant condom

No grass to mow? Up to you.

Nice view? Maybe, depends.

Relationships with your neighbors? You sly dog!

Not a lot of storage space? You know they come in bigger sizes right?

# ? Dec 5, 2021 11:52

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

The one time I lived in a condo I had one old man neighbor yell about how he didn't want to take care of kids again (Referring to us, the 22 year olds) and then an old lady threatened us with a kitchen knife because she thought we were being too loud taking out the trash.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 14:23

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

That same old man went on a rant about if we didn't lock the main lock that people would get in and try to rape the women.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 14:24

google THIS

All homes must have at least one entrance with a dick sucking trolley robot-accessible ramp complying with all applicable local and state dick sucking trolley robot accessibility laws

google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Dec 5, 2021

# ? Dec 5, 2021 16:22

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Petition to allow skapunk to be allowed in lieu of reggae

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2021 12:51

Twenty Four

homeboners association

# ? Dec 8, 2021 13:37

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Lock posted:

Petition to allow skapunk to be allowed in lieu of reggae

no petitions. reggae or $69,420 fine. you could try and sue but good luck, we got johnnie cochran

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:14

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

if the reggae isn't blasting, your money won't be lasting :rznv:

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:16

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

never fails, HOAs always powertrippin

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:37

alexandriao

Dads Dip Cup posted:

signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:40

alexandriao

Yes, I'm sure we can all rely on Barnold to provide tasty snacks at the meetings. But I think the real thoughts on skateboard inclusion within our cosy little space should be determined by the weekly "punks n surfers" alliance.

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:43

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:47

alexandriao

Zil posted:

Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

It's illegal for you not to. Everyone must have some form of seasonal decorations up, but they're only allowed to change them once every year

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:47

Twenty Four

Zil posted:

Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

A drummer I used to be in a band with and his roommate did this at least inside and it was delightful! They also had a dedicated vintage arcade and pinball room and that was pretty great too! Good times!

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:51