NBA N/V December: Operation DNP-ULTRA

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Athanatos posted:

It's back.

Will Ben Simmons get traded?
What will happen with Kyrie?
Will Westbrook fit in LA?
Who can't adjust to the Trae Young Rule?
Are the Warriors back?
How dead is Kawhi Leonard?
The Bulls are BACK.
Does Lillard get traded?

Nope,
Third Eye Still Very Open
He fits right in with the bad defensive team.
Dame, and Harden(he's figuring it out though)
Extremely
tbd
:hmmyes:

Probably not, but lmao Olshey

# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:13

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Going on a hunger strike until the spurs stop winning loving games what the gently caress come on
If we dont get a top 3 pick in this draft or the next one, i'm coming for pop's wine cellar

# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:12

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

Please don 't take the bait J-Lin.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:41

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

What is that even in response to?

# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:56

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

Away all Goats posted:

What is that even in response to?

lins parents being from taiwan and jeremy playing in china. its deranged poo poo

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:18

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Just completely deranged lol

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:19

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Battle for the Basement tomorrow. One for the ages. Worst record versus the team that got blown out the worst in NBA history. The master Presti versus the Protege Weaver. Who can tank better or is it worse? It'll be bad.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:24

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Just completely deranged lol

It's like he promised the CIA he could get NBA players to talk smack about the CCP and he's getting increasingly desperate to pull it off.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:25

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:33

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

AggressivelyStupid posted:

You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

He looked so smug too

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:36

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

I'd like to REMIND Pop and the Spurs organization that we were some of THE BEST og tankers. It can be done again!!! See, there's this friend of Tony's...

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:44

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

LeBron James explains why he was angry with the way the NBA handled his positive COVID-19 test
https://sports.yahoo.com/le-bron-james-explains-why-he-was-angry-with-the-way-the-nba-handled-his-positive-covid-19-test-144951650.html

LBJ is in danger of his first losing season (in games he played) since his rookie year in 2004.

pepperchomp posted:

Well, this, no doubt. I was talkin more of the recent years with cp3 and pg13 and russ. I feel like Billy mighta been useful right now.

I'm confident that CP3, PG-13 and RW would bring more wins to the Thunder ATM than adding Billy Donovan.

creamcorn posted:

he is shooting layups like lakers lonzo, judging from those fg%/3p% stats. or bad middies, who knows?

Denzel Valentine is shooting 100% from 0-3 feet, 0% from 3-10 feet, 16.7% from 10-16 feet, 0% from 16-3P feet and 30.4% from 3P-100 feet.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:47

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/NBA/status/1467625019048144898?s=20

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:50

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Just completely deranged lol

Love the �Twitter from iPhone� tag at the end.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:52

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

Gargantuan milestone alert on the horizon:

code:

Player			ABA/NBA WS (including playoffs)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	308.97
LeBron James 		298.90
Wilt Chamberlain	278.72
Karl Malone		257.62
Michael Jordan		253.78
Tim Duncan		244.22
Dirk Nowitzki 		229.47

In a matter of weeks LBJ could become the second player to pass the 300 WS threshold.

The Glumslinger posted:

Neither of these explain it being the worst 3 point shooting season since the 98-99 lockout year

One must also factor in how many 3P shots are being taken. This year so far is in line with 2015 and 2016.

And Klay Thompson hasn't played yet. :smugmrgw:

Kibner posted:

https://twitter.com/highkin/status/1467368589778833409?t=YekWef1mbrfMCWWOJij2Mg&s=19

Not a great look for anyone lol

Chauncey Boylen

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:55

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Stevie Lee posted:

https://twitter.com/NBA/status/1467625019048144898?s=20

I wanted to win so bad :c

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:57

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/joelshevik/status/1466477147040661504?s=21
Lol

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:12

DJ_Mindboggler: Nov 21, 2013

de curry GOAT posted:

https://twitter.com/joelshevik/status/1466477147040661504?s=21
Lol

Lol.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:14

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

More than a quarter through the season now. Here is a NP report of the top/bottom players:

Best overall:

code:

NP	Player
133.24	Kevin Durant
111.2	Rudy Gobert
109.88	Stephen Curry
109.72	Nikola Jokic
106.64	Montrezl Harrell
106.4	Karl-Anthony Towns
103.84	Zach LaVine
102.28	Jarrett Allen
98.84	Giannis Antetokounmpo
98.24	DeMar DeRozan


-17.96	Michael Porter Jr.
-18.8	Kevin Porter Jr.
-24.12	Blake Griffin
-24.44	Josh Giddey
-25.12	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-26.44	Davion Mitchell
-26.52	Aleksej Pokusevski
-31.4	Precious Achiuwa
-31.6	Darius Bazley
-32.44	Jalen Suggs
-32.92	Saddiq Bey

Best FG scorers:

code:

FGNP	Player
84	Jarrett Allen
82	Nikola Jokic
77	Rudy Gobert
77	Richaun Holmes
68	Montrezl Harrell
67	Kevin Durant
64	John Collins
63	Karl-Anthony Towns
63	Pat Connaughton
62	Stephen Curry


-32	Kevin Porter Jr.
-32	Davion Mitchell
-33	Jayson Tatum
-33	De'Aaron Fox
-35	Precious Achiuwa
-39	Ricky Rubio
-39	Darius Bazley
-42	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-46	Saddiq Bey
-57	Jalen Suggs

Best 2P scorers:

code:

2NP	Player
85	Jarrett Allen
78	Rudy Gobert
75	Richaun Holmes
70	Nikola Jokic
70	Montrezl Harrell
67	Domantas Sabonis
64	Giannis Antetokounmpo
52	Kevin Durant
51	John Collins
51	Deandre Ayton


-24	Kevin Porter Jr.
-24	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-25	Darius Bazley
-26	Jayson Tatum
-27	CJ McCollum
-27	Saddiq Bey
-29	LaMelo Ball
-30	Joel Embiid
-31	Precious Achiuwa
-33	Jalen Suggs
-46	Ricky Rubio

Best 3P scorers:

code:

3NP	Player
67	Stephen Curry
64	Patty Mills
47	Mike Conley
47	Grayson Allen
45	Lonzo Ball
42	Karl-Anthony Towns
42	Carmelo Anthony
41	Pat Connaughton
39	Luke Kennard
35	Joe Harris
35	Alec Burks
35	CJ McCollum


-19	JaMychal Green
-19	Jordan Clarkson
-19	Caris LeVert
-19	Jalen Green
-19	Saddiq Bey
-21	Anthony Davis
-22	De'Aaron Fox
-23	Chris Boucher
-24	Aleksej Pokusevski
-24	Jalen Suggs
-26	Bradley Beal
-29	Blake Griffin

Best FT scorers:

code:

FTNP	Player
80.24	DeMar DeRozan
73.4	James Harden
66.24	Kevin Durant
60.32	Jimmy Butler
59.92	Trae Young
54.96	Jayson Tatum
51.8	Jerami Grant
49.88	Harrison Barnes
49.84	Giannis Antetokounmpo
48.84	Zach LaVine


-0.4	De'Andre Hunter
-0.44	Miye Oni
-0.52	John Konchar
-0.52	Ish Smith
-0.76	Tacko Fall
-0.88	Josh Green
-0.88	Ish Wainright
-1.08	Greg Brown III
-1.96	Oshae Brissett
-3.64	Jakob Poeltl
-4.88	Mason Plumlee

The only time the Bulls have finished with two of the top ten NP players was in 1985: Michael Jordan and Orlando Woolridge. This year could be the second.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:17

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Jarret Allen fuckin owns

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:21

creamcorn: Oct 26, 2007; automatic gun for fast, continuous firing

AggressivelyStupid posted:

You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

training with tucker in the offseason to learn antiquated racial slurs.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:23

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Da Jews

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:30

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

https://twitter.com/___Colb___/status/1467588574874791937?t=EWyQYCvwUO4Jy9NLauNKFA&s=19

Lol

# ? Dec 6, 2021 00:58

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Kibner posted:

https://twitter.com/highkin/status/1467368589778833409?t=YekWef1mbrfMCWWOJij2Mg&s=19

Not a great look for anyone lol

This Blazers squad seems worse than the ones that heavily featured Harkless, Aminu and Evan Turner.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 01:18

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Probably going to be Charlotte�s only win while the COVID cases are out but that was a real good one. Miles Bridges good

https://twitter.com/hornetsonbally/status/1467662922973421574?s=21

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:21

Arpanets: Feb 27, 2012

morestuff posted:

Probably going to be Charlotte�s only win while the COVID cases are out but that was a real good one. Miles Bridges good

https://twitter.com/hornetsonbally/status/1467662922973421574?s=21

Ish Smith had a nice game too. Can�t believe the Hawks lost to the Hornets bench still.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:39

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

Is enes kanter @wasbappin??????

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:29

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Dejan Bimble posted:

Is enes kanter @wasbappin??????

lol

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:41

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

verbal enema posted:

Jarret Allen fuckin owns

yeah I'm not surprised to see him name on those lists

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:06

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/1467696021744627714?t=pjorLU9xS3HNIdfAWJaWfQ&s=19

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:36

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

me: well he�s dumb but I don�t think he�s literally a CIA asset
Enes Kanter: hey everyone this offseason I�m going to be a guest reporter for Radio Free Asia

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:51

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

I'm glad the Rockets are showing some signs of life. 25-30 wins is a sufficient tank. No need to embarrass yourselves with a Sixers style 10-win season. If they had a couple real ball-handlers, they actually might be competitive on a nightly basis.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 05:01

kingcobweb: Apr 16, 2005

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

We�re gonna get our first case of DNP - Havana Syndrome

# ? Dec 6, 2021 05:59

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/s_helwick/status/1467663265987797003?s=21

# ? Dec 6, 2021 05:59

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Away all Goats posted:

holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/s_helwick/status/1467663265987797003?s=21

What was it?

# ? Dec 6, 2021 06:06

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

The Glumslinger posted:

What was it?

https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1467709739031273481?s=21

# ? Dec 6, 2021 06:36

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Reddit called him Doug Judy from B99 and that�s all I can see now.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 06:42

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

morestuff posted:

https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1467709739031273481?s=21

Jfc

# ? Dec 6, 2021 07:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:13

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

morestuff posted:

https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1467709739031273481?s=21

Jamarcus was a goal.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 08:23

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