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On the main splash, instead of the logo being stylized in an artistic or period manner and leading to a page on the history of a technology or the biography of an artist, the logo is pizza and takes you to a game where you are tasked with cutting pizza into slices for your friends. Chill af music is playing. The pizzas are topped differently and you learn the name of the kind of pizza. There is no explanation whatsoever.
Fun, educational, and mysterious. What more could you ask for?
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Not for me. Must be regional.
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The game isn't on Google anymore but you can still play it on https://www.pizzahut.com. Click on "Order" and then you will have to enter my invite code: 555 Washington Avenue, Washingtonville, WA
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Pizza isn't a "game"! It's serious business!
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- Viginti Septem
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This is my day job
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and the answer is "okay, half and half I can do, but honestly sauce on one half won't come out very good I'm just looking out for you here. oh, you want individual slices with specific types of toppings? that's, umm, well even if I try the other employee will probably screw it up at some point down the line no matter how much I explain it so I guess I will just do it all myself even though I have ten other things to do, but I can't actually say that, and you would think it's my fault anyways. also I'm backing up with orders here dealing with you and the other customers are getting impatient while I am getting behind, not to mention the side work I don't have time for, and I'm dreading all the crap piling up I will have to deal with after close so I will be here all night, but I can't say that either. and what the hell does "light no cheese" even mean? you were fine with the quoted price before and yes you can get a medium one topping for cheaper than this, but now after all that you want to complain after I gave you the best possible deal for this crazy poo poo you ordered, and that cost too much but now you want to add on to your order but can't understand that yeah I have to go make that now too and you will have to wait, but somehow that's my fault? I don't even get paid minimum wage because of the possibility of the tip you won't be giving me, so your entitled crap is so not worth this" but instead you just try your best and people are still jerks because despite all your effort it still isn't some ideal impossible form of perfection for nothing, but thank you very much, see you next week, yeah I'll be here!
this game sucks.
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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and the answer is "okay, half and half I can do, but honestly sauce on one half won't come out very good I'm just looking out for you here. oh, you want individual slices with specific types of toppings? that's, umm, well even if I try the other employee will probably screw it up at some point down the line no matter how much I explain it so I guess I will just do it all myself even though I have ten other things to do, but I can't actually say that, and you would think it's my fault anyways. also I'm backing up with orders here dealing with you and the other customers are getting impatient while I am getting behind, not to mention the side work I don't have time for, and I'm dreading all the crap piling up I will have to deal with after close so I will be here all night, but I can't say that either. and what the hell does "light no cheese" even mean? you were fine with the quoted price before and yes you can get a medium one topping for cheaper than this, but now after all that you want to complain after I gave you the best possible deal for this crazy poo poo you ordered, and that cost too much but now you want to add on to your order but can't understand that yeah I have to go make that now too and you will have to wait, but somehow that's my fault? I don't even get paid minimum wage because of the possibility of the tip you won't be giving me, so your entitled crap is so not worth this" but instead you just try your best and people are still jerks because despite all your effort it still isn't some ideal impossible form of perfection for nothing, but thank you very much, see you next week, yeah I'll be here!
this game sucks.
customer service, never again
fairly certain the revolution will start in america’s kitchens
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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Our "off season" has been nothing of the sorts. We're experiencing business just as though we're in peak season. And staffing properly is a joke. I sometimes visit other businesses to see how they're doing staffing-wise and everyone has hiring signs, employees running around like crazy barely keeping up, and the overall mood seems to be "gently caress this".
It doesn't even really seem to be a pay wall keeping people away. Unless people just assume that some of these businesses are not going to pay them well. Our owners will let you quote your own wage to get hired, and we're a really well-known restaurant in the KC area with tons of good press behind us. But we still are struggling to get anyone to work.
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pizza-based game from the magicmakers at Google.com? ok, this is epic.
 
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by sebmojo
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this is really hosed up because i invented this game and Google fired me and then released it and sent me a cake that siad nothing but "lol"
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google.com preparing for epic rename to pizza.com
They'll say one of their rules is "Don't be evil" but, eventually, they'll release the pineapple dev and make it mandatory.
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- google THIS
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go to google.com, type “dog with a bonnet on its drat head” in the search box hit I’m feeling lucky post your results this is an ancient horoscopic technique passed through millennia by the timeless seeker tribes, are you brave enough to learn your own truth
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