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HAIL eSATA-n posted:it's true, the earth can support infinite people
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Dec 6, 2021 22:48
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:number has brought me no pleasure today I see you didn't buy the dip
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Nonsense posted:It’s time to accept that the rich are extraordinarily talented at what they do they are very good at sucking rear end yes
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Flunky posted:i never got to rape and pillage the environment as good as my ancestors did. this is bullshit! millennials.txt
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Dec 6, 2021 22:53
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:If I find a huge wad of cash, how much -and how often- can I slip the money into my bank account, without somebody getting suspicious? go to casino, change it all to chips, play one game cash out casinos kinda made money laundering easy
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Dec 6, 2021 22:54
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If the wad of cash has bank straps you can catch a felony for not returning it
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Dec 6, 2021 22:55
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I'm disappearing with anything north of 15k, even if it's just for a month you cannot be on the block the week old dude is looking for his wall money.
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Dec 6, 2021 22:57
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Mr Hootington posted:I see you didn't buy the dip i keep telling y'all to BUY them DIPS Cold on a Cob posted:I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
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Dec 6, 2021 23:01
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Casinos is big paper trail. Using relatives is best way, then its gold and watches, but those are behind what that olsten guy did, hiding it under your matress is still the best way, you can take it out nad look at it, sm3ll it, etc.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:03
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keep loving buying until it all collapses, NUMBER is not going down in a meaningful way until china and the usa are lobbing nukes at each other
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Dec 6, 2021 23:04
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Femur posted:Casinos is big paper trail. Using relatives is best way, then its gold and watches, but those are behind what that olsten guy did, hiding it under your matress is still the best way, you can take it out nad look at it, sm3ll it, etc. well unless it's a casino in british columbia but i guess they're actually paying attention there now too
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Dec 6, 2021 23:04
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isn't that what crypto is actually for?
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Imho crypto is just some project from some stubborn people.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:10
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:number has brought me no pleasure today
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Dec 6, 2021 23:15
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A Bakers Cousin posted:go to casino, change it all to chips, play one game cash out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETmZ_rUFgKk
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Dec 6, 2021 23:15
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The problem is not the paper work. Just lie and say, "oh yeah IRS I help build and sell computers in my free time." The problem is how much can I make from building and selling my fake rear end computer with out somebody going: "Heeeey you're making too much money!" Can't drop half a mill into a bank account, nor like 250'000 Throwing in an extra 10'000 a month or 120'000 a year starts to get reasonable. But that still takes around 4 years.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:30
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Filing false documents and paying taxes is low level.
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Femur posted:Filing false documents and paying taxes is low level. It is low level, that is why a person who has millions of dollars already can be like: 'well here is 500'000 into my account,' and the bank is all like "hah, it's a Tuesday rich guy." While, the guy, who makes 40'000 a year, puts in 500'000 into his account causes the bank to yell: 'This guy is a Drug Dealer! GET HIM!' mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 00:02 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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just tell the IRS that you were the one and only lucky person to actually have been left millions by your recently passed away Nigerian rich businessman uncle without an heir
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Dec 7, 2021 00:02
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Casey Finnigan posted:the wendy's near me now has such long lines that it does not function as fast food anymore. first time i can ever remember this sort of thing happening. I guess it's a labor shortage, idk I haven't been able to eat there for like a month and a half cause I'm not willing to wait 40 minutes in the drive thru The KFC closest to me is a straight-up traffic hazard at this point. I have to drive by it a few times every week and the line usually extends around the building and 4-5 cars out into the major four-lane road that it's on. Depending on how stupid people are and where the cars are coming from, it can actually completely obstruct traffic in one direction.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:25
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banks only need to report transactions of $10,000 and above so just deposit $9,999 over and over. boom, you've just outsmarted the bank, the IRS and all the other government dum dumbs actually wasn't there someone in this thread that worked in compliance or something at financial institutions or on the government side? maybe they'd have some hot tips on how to do money laundering properly
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Casey Finnigan posted:the wendy's near me now has such long lines that it does not function as fast food anymore. first time i can ever remember this sort of thing happening. I guess it's a labor shortage, idk I haven't been able to eat there for like a month and a half cause I'm not willing to wait 40 minutes in the drive thru i think it's because people are choosing to go through the drive thru instead of dining inside. the people working at the wendy's have been there for years even before covid (so no churn that i can tell) and i doubt that the mcdonald's would have people outside if they were short on workers.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:31
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:banks only need to report transactions of $10,000 and above so just deposit $9,999 over and over. boom, you've just outsmarted the bank, the IRS and all the other government dum dumbs I highly recommend all people trying to launder money to follow this advice.
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oh and the covid testing place that popped up near my home a couple months ago upgraded from a shipping container to a 2nd container and a tent a couple weeks ago and this morning there was a line of about 20 cars. i had yet to see more than one or two in line so 
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Dec 7, 2021 00:35
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Most fast food joints around here are drive thru only all of or part of the day. Both McDonald's in town are drive thru only after 3pm and all day Saturday and sunday.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:53
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You should definitely demand the dining rooms be open per President Trumps orders.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:54
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The Inconvenience is good because we shouldn't eat fast food and it is getting very expensive!
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Dec 7, 2021 00:54
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Nonsense posted:You should definitely demand the dining rooms be open per President Trumps orders. The old bastards at work say trukp would have gotten the troops to help with the staff shortages lol
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Mr Hootington posted:The old bastards at work say trukp would have gotten the troops to help with the staff shortages lol That is the most obvious solution, I'm surprised they haven't implemented it yet.
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Dec 7, 2021 01:07
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just deposit your cash at the bank and if anyone asks where you got it say you found it on the sidewalk. the IRS hates this and is powerless against it
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Dec 7, 2021 01:25
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ARE YOU LOVIN’ IT MARINE YES STAFF SERGEANT I’M LOVIN’ IT WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT OORAH
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:banks only need to report transactions of $10,000 and above so just deposit $9,999 over and over. boom, you've just outsmarted the bank, the IRS and all the other government dum dumbs this is structuring and banks will absolutely get suspicious about lots of cash transactions just below the reporting limit. for cash deposits obvs its money laundering but lotsa cash withdrawals just under the limit was how hastert got caught making cash hush payments to boys he'd molested source: worked for a bank and our training covered that specifically
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Dec 7, 2021 01:26
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why not just put all the money in a foreign account no one knows about, and then when you need money to buy something you buy some bitcoin with it, send yourself the bitcoin, and then convert it to cash and buy your poo poo--just don't let any of the foreign money go into any of your real accounts. you shave a small transaction fee off but it doesn't matter you have 500 grand in that foreign account. no IRS guy is gonna ask how you paid for that lambo or whatever, they only care about the money in your accounts they know about and employers are sending you
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I recommend simply having the correct amount of money so that you aren't poor and also don't have to deal with all of this ridiculous rich people bullshit
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if you have a giant pile of cash you have a giant pile of cash with which to buy things you, your friends and your family need to live while you put the money from your job or w/e into whatever people with money do with it that's like, food, household sundries, drinks, used cars and gifts for everyone you know for life money fuckn rent, too
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Dec 7, 2021 01:36
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:banks only need to report transactions of $10,000 and above so just deposit $9,999 over and over. boom, you've just outsmarted the bank, the IRS and all the other government dum dumbs there was some trump PAC that did almost exactly this, but they did transactions of like 9100, 9200, 9300, etc.
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Dec 7, 2021 01:37
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Werent they laugh at because it was movie logic? Nothing over 5k guys and gals.
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/retire-unretire-covid-pandemic-labor-shortage/ Millions of workers retired during the pandemic. The economy needs them to "unretire," experts say. Back to the burger mines!
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