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A circle of lawyers lights some candles. I am ripped from my realm and brought to judge the fate of this jaywalker.
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Dec 7, 2021 01:15
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 22:45
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- nut
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i'm sorry your honour I am inherently biased against you free palestine free tay-k
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Dec 7, 2021 01:21
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- Dads Dip Cup
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so tired of this pay-to-win legal system, I can't compete against people who can just pay to keep summoning until they have an entire panel of ultra rare jurors
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Dec 7, 2021 02:04
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Explain that while you will do your duty and sit through the case your decision about guilt will be determined using the science of phrenology.
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Dec 7, 2021 02:06
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- Dads Dip Cup
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*on the phone outside the courthouse*
"yeah I'm still here, it's taking forever as always. they've had to recess four times already to regenerate MP. not sure how long it's going to be, I'll call you back once I know something"
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Dec 7, 2021 02:21
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- vanisher
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Before the lawyers can finish their chant a warrior I've made my champion bursts into the Jury Summoning Crypt and destroys their artifacts
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Dec 7, 2021 03:02
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- vanisher
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A witch throws lizard bones into a cauldron, glowing smoke pours out and fills the room. I appear in a circle of chalk with strange runes and animal organs making a pattern on the floor. I'm asked if I watch much local news and after saying that I do the witch grunts angrily and I'm whisked back to my home.
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Dec 7, 2021 03:05
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- google THIS
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Turns out I was summoned to the murder trial of the guy who performed a human sacrifice to summon the last panel of jurors, this system doesn't seem very efficient
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Dec 7, 2021 03:28
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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you dont have to serve jury duty if you cast racism
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 7, 2021 03:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I cast circle of protection against lawful.
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Dec 7, 2021 05:49
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Just as long as it's not an accidental death case involving falling off a ladder.
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Dec 7, 2021 14:34
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The court spends the equivalent of 100 gold pieces in spell components summoning a juror, but I only get paid $40 a day?
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Dec 7, 2021 22:29
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- google THIS
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defence lawyer: "i cast 'OBJECTION'!"
judge: (rolls D20) objection counter-spelled
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Dec 7, 2021 22:38
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- google THIS
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The jury deliberates for days because there's only a 1/2048 chance of rolling a unanimous verdict
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Dec 7, 2021 22:38
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- Lock
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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WIZARD COURT
"in arcane law, crimes concerning magic is considered especially heinous"
every tuesday at 02:00 AM judge Mack "Magick" McMagick will preside over WIZARD COURT
only real crimes, only real WIZARDS
WIZARD COURT
judge mcmagick: "i banish you to the eight circle!"
also, the entire jury's composed of wizards
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Dec 8, 2021 12:53
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- nut
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OJ sweating as he is about to try on the glove of infinite holding
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Dec 8, 2021 16:09
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- Adbot
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Apr 23, 2024 22:45
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- Prof. Crocodile
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critical miss on my saving throw now I have to be the foreman
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Dec 10, 2021 22:41
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