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Escape From Noise

Mondays. They get a bad rap. That fat, sassy, orange cat hates them (and is very vocal about it!). They've been called manic. First day of the new week (work). All kinds of unhappy unpleasant stuff. But is that fair? Maybe Monday needs a makeover? It's named after the moon, and we know the moon is beautiful, but usually followed by saying the sun is more beautiful. Like, dang!

So what can we do to make Mondays a little more cool?

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jan 29, 2023

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
rename it metaday

deep dish peat moss

We need a Monday Food, like Tuesday has Tacos. All in favor of Mutton Mondays say aye

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

now that's some good motivation. no more sunday scaries



tyvm Justa Dandelion and Ravenous Scoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

We need a Monday Food, like Tuesday has Tacos. All in favor of Mutton Mondays say aye

good idea, but I've never encountered mutton. I'm more of a marijuana mondays feller myself

biosterous




giving monday a makeover by pushing "makeover monday"



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

sorry, i'm saving myself for thursday


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Chrs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Chrs posted:

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

at least two

Escape From Noise

Chrs posted:

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

There better be! I'm not cancelling Tuggin' Tuesdays!

The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
Can't believe no one has mentioned Frisky Friday yet.

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
all my ideas for this are more cspam than byob


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my first av prominently featured Garfield; I shan’t betray his edict

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huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Escape From Noise

Lobbying for Jim Davis to have Garfield come around on Mondays. He can still want people dragged out in the street and shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjvYmE9B4V4

frump truck

hello... again!

pay robert smith 10 million dollars to rewrite the song so that it's Friday I'm In Love, But Also Monday, Monday I'm In Love Too

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
monday is the new sunday!

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
(but you have to go to work tho)

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Nosfereefer

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there's this concept, like, blue monday, puts a real bad vibe on the whole "beginning of weekdays" thing. i propose the opposite; orange monday! adventurous and brave, healthy like the fruit. even garfield approves (hes orange!)! this new paradigm will improve workplace efficiency by percentages!

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Ok hear me out: Mundai

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Call it Muensday and we all get a nice warm slice of muenster cheese in the mail every week to celebrate.





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Escape From Noise

How Wonderful! posted:

Call it Muensday and we all get a nice warm slice of muenster cheese in the mail every week to celebrate.

Gettin' hyped for Muensday!

google THIS

Brew a beer called Monday, then having a case of the Mondays will no longer be a bad thing and in fact it could make you very popular

google THIS



I guess I'm not surprised this joke was already done but I admire the dedication to naming your entire brewery so you can make this joke

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

Brew a beer called Monday, then having a case of the Mondays will no longer be a bad thing and in fact it could make you very popular

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Escape From Noise

Tell me why

I just love Mondays



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Quadramind

M O N,
D A Y,
F U C K S!

frump truck

hello... again!

pay new order 10 trillion dollars to rewrite the song to be Blue Sunday (Because It's Not Monday Yet (Monday Is Cool))

frump truck

hello... again!

monday is cool actually. you get to see all your favorite work buds, including the one you secretly would die for if given the chance

Quadramind

Who needs to be given a chance to die for someone? Just take out a life insurance policy on yourself with them as the beneficiary and then spontaneously combust. It's not hard.

In fact dying at all is dying for someone else, because when you die your money goes in the middle of the board and anyone can win it.

Shifty Nipples

the nerve, making me think of monday on a sunday


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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Manifisto


kick a landlord monday


ty nesamdoom!

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