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for some reason I forgot about the man named Tesla and thought the guy was talking about Elon Musk being as awesome as a Tesla car, which is true
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I was behind a new Model 3 yesterday (still had paper plates) and portions of the trunk had absolutely no gap from the rest of the body while other parts had a huge gap, to the extent that I was wondering if it was hard to close the trunk. I can understand your average person not noticing panel gaps but I can't imagine taking delivery of a brand new car that already has issues using the trunk, unless the design is such that those tolerance issues really don't matter. Maybe Tesla has learned how to build around assembly problems so things still function well enough, but that would still require caring about the cars so I don't think that's true. Chris Knight posted:Given how unsettling the Plaid is to pilot at that speed, however, you wouldn't want to do 200 mph even if it could. Because it gets up to speed so quickly, we could simply lift off and coast rather than slam on the brakes. But that gave us a lot of time to ponder the Model S's high-speed behavior, which, frankly, was terrifying. It wanders in its lane, with lots of slop on center in the steering that doesn't have anything to do with the yoke. Putting it in the sport steering setting helped a little, but it's like Tesla neglected to dial in its high-speed steering and handling behavior. This is not what you want when traveling two-thirds the distance of a football field every second. Tick. Tick. Every other car that's in the same conversation—from the Porsche Taycan to the Bugatti Chiron—is unerring and locked on its lane at 150-plus mph. Good thing they don't have poorly cast suspension parts that break from normal usage.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:07 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:the genesis of British early warning radar research was someone asking the Tizard Committee about German death rays in the 30s
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:25 |
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MomJeans420 posted:I was behind a new Model 3 yesterday (still had paper plates) and portions of the trunk had absolutely no gap from the rest of the body while other parts had a huge gap, to the extent that I was wondering if it was hard to close the trunk. I can understand your average person not noticing panel gaps but I can't imagine taking delivery of a brand new car that already has issues using the trunk, unless the design is such that those tolerance issues really don't matter. Maybe Tesla has learned how to build around assembly problems so things still function well enough, but that would still require caring about the cars so I don't think that's true. or brakes that catch fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahLMzBTg0gw
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:26 |
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knox_harrington posted:or brakes that catch fire
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:27 |
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FMguru posted:halt and catch fire hahahahaha
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:27 |
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FMguru posted:halt and catch fire (the halting part is optional)
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:34 |
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Elon Musk: halt and catch fire
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:35 |
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mystes posted:Is that true? Pretty cool if so. not really, no - it was one of those things that happens a lot with technology where loads of people independently discovered about 80% of the knowledge and techniques required, but never really appreciated what they had. the germans and the british both noticed that passing metallic objects caused radio interference even before the first world war, and the americans were playing around with detecting ships by the drop in signal strength when they passed between a transmitter and receiver, but it wasn't until the very eve of ww2 that everyone started to put everything together. there's a kernel of truth to it though - the cavity magnetron, which was essential for making radars small enough and robust enough to be carried on planes (and cheap and reliable enough to be used in microwave ovens), *did* come out of research into focusing radio waves enough to destroy planes in the air, although it wasn't considered powerful enough for this and so was forgotten for a couple of years
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:57 |
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Chris Knight posted:Elon Musk: halt and catch fire "Tesla: Halt and Catch Firetruck" is probably still the best title this thread ever had.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 23:03 |
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LanceHunter posted:"Tesla: Halt and Catch Firetruck" is probably still the best title this thread ever had.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 23:15 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:not really, no - it was one of those things that happens a lot with technology where loads of people independently discovered about 80% of the knowledge and techniques required, but never really appreciated what they had. the germans and the british both noticed that passing metallic objects caused radio interference even before the first world war, and the americans were playing around with detecting ships by the drop in signal strength when they passed between a transmitter and receiver, but it wasn't until the very eve of ww2 that everyone started to put everything together. yeah, the British were doing research into weather radar and everyone knew about detecting ships with radio waves, it wasn’t until that was asked that the scientists put 2 and 2 together and realized you could detect airplanes as easily as you could thunderstorms with the right equipment
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 01:06 |
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lol at using radar to detect planes, a couple webcams and our advanced neural network can do the job just as well or better
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 01:12 |
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also dont forget that we owe microwave ovens to a melted chocolate bar in a technician's pocket
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 01:19 |
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at one point the British got the Germans to give up on radio navigation for bombers because their system was close enough to the frequency of BBC television for them to use the transmitter in London to blast garbage and overload the receivers the pilots blamed the ground stations and the ground stations blamed the pilots and Hitler said gently caress it and cancelled the whole thing as a waste of resources
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 01:20 |
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tesla: HCF or KIL trying
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 01:26 |
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cybertuck '78
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 02:25 |
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Jonny 290 posted:also dont forget that we owe microwave ovens to a melted chocolate bar in a technician's pocket i will continue thanking the Men In Black for this alien technology
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 03:17 |
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https://twitter.com/rajbrueggemann/status/1464051515723853833
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:38 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:58 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 08:04 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 08:28 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:at one point the British got the Germans to give up on radio navigation for bombers because their system was close enough to the frequency of BBC television for them to use the transmitter in London to blast garbage and overload the receivers
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 09:29 |
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big scary monsters posted:lol at using radar to detect planes, a couple webcams and our advanced neural network can do the job just as well or better just look in the sky and point, they have played us for absolute fools.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 09:47 |
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big scary monsters posted:lol at using radar to detect planes, a couple webcams and our advanced neural network can do the job just as well or better someone slip elon the wiki article on acoustic location and a note telling him microphones are even cheaper than webcams although i assume tesla build quality and panel gaps would absolutely ruin the effectiveness of the war tuba:
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 09:59 |
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turbocharging the fart app
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 10:30 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:someone slip elon the wiki article on acoustic location and a note telling him microphones are even cheaper than webcams ah, the precursor to the war wall of sound
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 14:04 |
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GWBBQ posted:amazing how much can go wrong when the guy in charge is so methed out and paranoid that he arbitrarily gets rid of people and entire projects on a whim, isn't it?
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 05:47 |
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this is actually a cause for tesla stock to go up https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1469153995428085762?s=20
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 16:38 |
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Agile Vector posted:big theranos energy there and like theranos, tesla's valuation relies on the unproven claims of a little prick lmbo
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:10 |
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lol mercedes got level 3 certification in germany for the autobahn before tesla max allowed speed 60kph
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:49 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:58 |
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qirex posted:lol mercedes got level 3 certification in germany for the autobahn before tesla max allowed speed 60kph going 60kph on the autobahn is probably more dangerous than any self driving system. it's the legal minimum, but everyone will be flying up behind you going at least twice that, even in the slow lane
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 18:02 |
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Endless Mike posted:this is actually a cause for tesla stock to go up
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:38 |
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I'm struggling to imagine a way he isn't already 100% an influencer, I guess it's possible he still makes product decisions about teslas but his primary job is twitter cheerleader
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:44 |
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qirex posted:I'm struggling to imagine a way he isn't already 100% an influencer, I guess it's possible he still makes product decisions about teslas but his primary job is twitter cheerleader
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:45 |
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mystes posted:He's more like a mascot or one of those dog mayors. this is a terrible slur against the best mayors in the world
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:47 |
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there have been multiple attempts at proposing high speed rail between vegas and la. somehow none of them have gone anywhere similarly with the monorail in vegas, which could be easily improved by adding service to the airport. instead we got the Tesla Tube
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:51 |
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xi jinping please, my county, america, yearns for transit
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