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DryGoods posted:Koalas are like basilisks or gnomes, right? what other Mystical Beasts come from the Land Down Under, New Zealand? fat birds. i mean really fat birds, not your plump turkey or overfed sparrow. birds of fatness you wouldn't believe, big feathery lumps of bird and beak and serious attitude. dense spheres of birdflesh that give you major stink eye until you give them a chip and then rip the mirrors off your rented hyundai anyway. are you into fat birds? New Zealand
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That DICK! posted:you are the ape one. i recognize you of the long ago. a word of advice: tread carefully. i miss ur goku weed av
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Ol sakkman posted:my schizo brain loves the word bitchtits. some words it likes, i cant type give in to the schizo brain (unless it asks u to kill ppl then u should be like "uh no")
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Turdfuzz posted:give in to the schizo brain (unless it asks u to kill ppl then u should be like "uh no") thats my exact philosophy
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Slumfrog posted:fat birds. i mean really fat birds, not your plump turkey or overfed sparrow. birds of fatness you wouldn't believe, big feathery lumps of bird and beak and serious attitude. dense spheres of birdflesh that give you major stink eye until you give them a chip and then rip the mirrors off your rented hyundai anyway. are you into fat birds? New Zealand ladies get big here too mate
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Ol sakkman posted:thats my exact philosophy u should make a movie, pg-13 of course
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ol sakkman directs Wayne's World 3
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this time wayne knocks a girl up n has to make sure abortion is legal
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wayne has to move to canada (america blew itself up) he aborts the poo poo outta that kid the end
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wayne knocks another kid up que credits waynes world 4 comes out 20 years later its basically the same plot but everyone is disappointed now
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until waynes world 5 where garth takes the lead 30 minutes in everyone hates it
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im just gonna keep going until someone interrupts me
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Turdfuzz posted:wayne knocks another kid up 
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garth (who hates wayne at this point) is a total loner living alone w/ his parents or w/e garth comes a knockin (literally) gen x goes wild (this is basically the trailer for the movie) something something EXTREME CLOSE UP WOAAHHHHAAAAH
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during the trump years peggy hill ran a social media account where she portrayed herself having fake arguments with the man and she always wins or went Q anon who knows, she's a wild card that peggy
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Turdfuzz posted:u should make a movie, pg-13 of course i have a half assed collection of essays i will eventually make a book like every "writer"
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sriracha kewpie: loving tasty
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Ol sakkman posted:i have a half assed collection of essays i will eventually make a book like every "writer" i once made a movie w/ a friend one time as a kid where i was the main charatcer (duh) n he was a zombie n i shotted him n he died last i heard he was in prison lol
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im gonna lay down before i say something racist
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jk im not racist i loving hate white ppl
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Turdfuzz posted:im gonna lay down before i say something racist what do you think my schizo brain loves to say. its a real gamer
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Ol sakkman posted:what do you think my schizo brain loves to say. its a real gamer depends on what kinds of games
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i hear so many slurs from the ether just walking down the street its... well, its actually really funny
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Ol sakkman posted:sriracha kewpie: loving tasty this is how i make spicy tuna rolls! it's crazy easy to find sushi grade ahi so i do sushi at home and kewpie sriracha (i add flying fish roe too) spicy tuna is the go-to
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Turdfuzz posted:depends on what kinds of games whatever 12 yr olds on xbox live play these days
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Ol sakkman posted:i hear so many slurs from the ether just walking down the street its... well, its actually really funny australian man hears slurs walkin down the street story at 11 (ur practically american)
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when the xbox 360 came out i was 10 so i guess i am one of those 12 yr olds just old now
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bitch america is so much more racist than u i'll loving fight u on it gently caress u america deserves the most racist spot in history how dare u try to take this from us its all we have
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when i was 10 tho i was still playing a snes for some reason
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Turdfuzz posted:bitch america is so much more racist than u i'll loving fight u on it australias more casually racist, america more systemic
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Ol sakkman posted:when the xbox 360 came out i was 10 so i guess i am one of those 12 yr olds just old now i was like 12 i think when it came out unless i was drunk then i was probably like 25 or something
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Dec 9, 2021 10:12
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Ol sakkman posted:australias more casually racist, america more systemic i assume that means that we win n are the greatest country on earth 
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Dec 9, 2021 10:14
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Turdfuzz posted:i was like 12 i think when it came out unless i was drunk then i was probably like 25 or something youre 28-41, got it
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Dec 9, 2021 10:15
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no good healthcare no good government no good anything but loving a at least we have really good racism *salutes flag*
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Turdfuzz posted:no good healthcare hell yeah the Wire happened its worth not really
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god i love america to the detriment of everything else on earth
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