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hi everyone as you know my Denary Gooniversary approaches (dec 21) and I'm going to film myself looking at a camera and telling jokes. theier probably wont be an audience involved (friends mad i stopped doing poetry) but i'm gonna debut it here and the cuties reading this are probably going to be the bulk majority of the audience total so i'm soliciting inputs for topics or subjects you'd like to hear me cover with jokes. it's going to be called ALIVE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD and it's going to be deeply sincere. the opening monologue is about acknowledging the deeply hosed up, traumatic situation we're in. then i have a bunch of jokes about COVID calling bullshit on suicidal ideation. afterwards? the saga of jesus's foreskin. so yeah. gently caress my entire poo poo up i dare you. i could do a whole fuckin half hour on anime ladies i'd let beat me up. actually gently caress comedy it;s gonna be about that now instead. you had the opportunity but you took too long to respond and now i'm doing this other thing instead. the comedy special i didn't make is now going to be like Jodorovsky's Dune, just an unfathomably influential piece of art that doesn't exist and is too cool to ever. okay cool talk thanks byob. .... but if i WAS gonna do it. what should i cover. hyoptheticaly. |
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who has that foreskin anyway
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Dec 9, 2021 05:16
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the shroud of tuggin
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Dec 9, 2021 05:55
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you should be eating a peanut butter sandwich throughout the thing so your talking mouth is always full of peanut butter this is what I see |
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Dec 9, 2021 07:46
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your friend sk posted:who has that foreskin anyway With The J Man it was more like a fiveskin! |
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Dec 9, 2021 07:50
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ISO standards that need to be revised. |
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Dec 9, 2021 10:01
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family guy funny moments |
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Dec 9, 2021 10:35
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fps_nug posted:family guy funny moments Ah, a 4'33 of comedy!
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Dec 9, 2021 10:59
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cancel culture but instead it’s about people cancelling reservations or orders for things
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Dec 9, 2021 11:51
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teen witch posted:cancel culture but instead it’s about people cancelling reservations or orders for things This 100% but also. Please talk about being online, please. Tell us your stories of online, Malt. |
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Dec 9, 2021 14:30
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| You could do a solid 30 just on foreskins. Lots of foreskin material out there. Deep, untapped vein of comedy. You could be 'the foreskin guy'. The Gallagher of foreskin. | |
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Dec 9, 2021 16:14
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Has it been long enough for people to find white people doing comedy raps funny again? Only one way to find out!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 10, 2021 |
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Dec 9, 2021 16:29
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Metric vs imperial measurement systems. |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:14
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your friend sk posted:who has that foreskin anyway I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. by the middle ages there were 18 copies of the relic circulating europe, but the last one vanished in 1986 when it was stolen from the priest's closet who ran the church where it was displayed. the town (i forget the name, it's like 30 miles from rome) very much believes that agents from The Vatican stole it. I suspect this was to prevent future scientists from isolating the DNA, in less than five years police would use DNA fingerprinting to arrest a murderer. anyone paying attention would be able to see where this technology was going, it would have only been a matter of time before someone got the idea to use the foreskin to Clone Jesus. Finger Prince posted:Metric vs imperial measurement systems. how does anyone in england get anywhere when you can't find out how many rods to the hogshead of petrol you're getting Escape From Noise posted:Has it been long enough for people to find white people doing comedy Rao's funny again? Only one way to find out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imHPpmdbR_w ? free Trapt CD posted:You could do a solid 30 just on foreskins. Lots of foreskin material out there. Deep, untapped vein of comedy. You could be 'the foreskin guy'. The Gallagher of foreskin. i dated a woman who studied medievalism at oxford largely for the opportunity to hook up with a dude with a foreskin. she wanted to try taking a turkey baster filled with warm water and inflating the foreskin like a water balloon. never found out if that happened or not. Cardi BYOB posted:This 100% but also. i will try to think of some! teen witch posted:cancel culture but instead it’s about people cancelling reservations or orders for things oh i LOVE this fps_nug posted:family guy funny moments have i done something to upset you Buttchocks posted:ISO standards that need to be revised. yeah okay, yeah! yeah! i like a challenge! crimes |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:55
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. by the middle ages there were 18 copies of the relic circulating europe, but the last one vanished in 1986 when it was stolen from the priest's closet who ran the church where it was displayed. the town (i forget the name, it's like 30 miles from rome) very much believes that agents from The Vatican stole it. I suspect this was to prevent future scientists from isolating the DNA, in less than five years police would use DNA fingerprinting to arrest a murderer. anyone paying attention would be able to see where this technology was going, it would have only been a matter of time before someone got the idea to use the foreskin to Clone Jesus. lmao at a priest causally keeping christ's foreskin in his closet
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Dec 9, 2021 18:01
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your friend sk posted:lmao at a priest causally keeping christ's foreskin in his closet if it was the version i think it was, it was stored in a giant gold cross too. crimes |
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Dec 9, 2021 18:16
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free Trapt CD posted:You could do a solid 30 just on foreskins. Lots of foreskin material out there. Deep, untapped vein of comedy. You could be 'the foreskin guy'. The Gallagher of foreskin. Smashing foreskins with a hammer |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:50
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Operas that no one bothers performing. |
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Dec 9, 2021 21:34
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free Trapt CD posted:You could do a solid 30 just on foreskins. Lots of foreskin material out there. Deep, untapped vein of comedy. You could be 'the foreskin guy'. The Gallagher of foreskin. just listen REALLY carefully if anyone starts talking about cutting material
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Dec 9, 2021 23:08
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Buttchocks posted:Operas that no one bothers performing. the closest i've got is a bit on das triadische ballet, will that suffice crimes |
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Dec 9, 2021 23:39
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anime ladies that will beat you up EDIT: wasps vs bees |
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Dec 9, 2021 23:43
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i’m here for the 30 minute special about anime ladies beating forums poster PHIZ KHALIFA up? |
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Dec 10, 2021 05:37
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Just a lot of small bits about staring into fires of different sizes peppered and salted throughout. Instead of patter you bring up getting lost in the flickering flame of candlelight, or wanting to heap a spoonful of lava on top of an ice cream sundae.
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Dec 10, 2021 06:06
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:have i done something to upset you no darling 
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Dec 10, 2021 13:29
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but I think you should consider |
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Dec 10, 2021 13:30
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Talk about a time you felt sincerely happy. =)
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Dec 10, 2021 13:44
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airplane food being poor |
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Dec 10, 2021 18:01
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Smashing foreskins with a hammer "Here's my card - I do birthdays, anniversaries, the occasional bris..." |
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Dec 10, 2021 18:06
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i dated a woman who studied medievalism at oxford largely for the opportunity to hook up with a dude with a foreskin. she wanted to try taking a turkey baster filled with warm water and inflating the foreskin like a water balloon. never found out if that happened or not. |
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Dec 10, 2021 18:17
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aldantefax posted:i’m here for the 30 minute special about anime ladies beating forums poster PHIZ KHALIFA up? ---------------- |
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Dec 10, 2021 20:10
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op you should go retro and wear and windbreaker while standing in front of a brick wall while talking about the little frustrations of air travel. |
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Dec 10, 2021 22:34
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They Might Be posted:Just a lot of small bits about staring into fires of different sizes peppered and salted throughout. Instead of patter you bring up getting lost in the flickering flame of candlelight, or wanting to heap a spoonful of lava on top of an ice cream sundae. i had considered filming it by a fire so that's very likely. Trollipop posted:airplane food being poor absolutely Zurtilik posted:Talk about a time you felt sincerely happy. oh absolutely. free Trapt CD posted:I'm so glad I have enough context here to know whose foreskin is getting inflated. Otherwise this story could be pretty easily misconstrued "she... she wanted to inflate jesus's foreskin with a turkey baster???" "that's all i could derive from context, yeah" frump truck posted:anime ladies that will beat you up i got to see a japanese murder hornet in the flesh onetime, i might do a bit on both of em put together. anime waspwaifus who could beat me up. crimes |
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Dec 11, 2021 02:35
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hey i wrote a play about solving the harem anime with queer polyamory and i'd like some feedback: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y9CDzpYXdHijODJcQF62W4AREGoSoNeZ/view?usp=sharing
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Dec 11, 2021 17:03
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this is goign down in the discord, 8:30 pm est. i thought i'd be able to record on a snowy day but one hasn't happened yet. :-/
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Dec 19, 2021 05:49
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I for one would appreciate a tight five about the gooch/taint/perineum/devil's driveway. |
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Dec 19, 2021 15:15
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:this is goign down in the discord, 8:30 pm est. i thought i'd be able to record on a snowy day but one hasn't happened yet. :-/ Nice |
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Dec 19, 2021 16:29
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Gramps posted:I for one would appreciate a tight five about the gooch/taint/perineum/devil's driveway. i dont think i have anything on that but i DO have a criminally overworked bit on jesus's foreskin crimes |
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Dec 19, 2021 17:55
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i dont think i have anything on that but i DO have a criminally overworked bit on jesus's foreskin Please Jesus do it |
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Dec 19, 2021 18:00
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Cardi BYOB posted:Please Jesus do it Alright, alright! 
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Dec 19, 2021 18:05
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aldantefax posted:i’m here for the 30 minute special about anime ladies beating forums poster PHIZ KHALIFA up? |
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