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Aaaaauuuuhh. Euuuurrrhhh. Sniff snorf.
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# ? Jun 18, 2024 21:24 |
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Deeper. Deeper!!!
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I hope i pass!!!!
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Forbidden lollipop tasted good
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you ever get some part time motherfucker that yeets that thing in there so hard you taste peanut butter that poo poo hurts so bad
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Your neghole is poz. Please stay in your home
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When does the burning in my nose go away??
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there was a little boy a couple booths down that was scream crying because someone literally human blockheaded him and I was like ![]()
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I like when you go to the drive in one and they painal-gape your sinus so bad that your vision looks like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R when you get too close to the brain scorcher and then you chirp out as you leave the parking lot
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I've not had a Covid test OP.
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They hand you the swab and have you do it yourself and you deliberately gently caress it up to achieve your dream of being a Superspreader.
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I just got a COVID test and man is my rear end sore.
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Can you boof it? C'mon doc my pants are already off
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drinking 3 big cups of water before i leave so i'll be able to pee on the strip
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finding it uncomfortable to sit on my way to the test due to my fully laden balls
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they ran out of covid tests here and i need to pass this one to graduate
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i've got a lot of poo poo to do at work and nobody knows how to do my job, gently caress this sucks positive or not, i'm going to get mcdonald's breakfast after this because this is america, god drat it
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I actually found out today I have covid, and so does my wife, yay. All the family were coming over for xmas dinner, but not now as we are isolating. I may or not not be OK with that part of it all. I do feel like poo poo though
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I did a covid test and it tickled a lot but the nurse thought I was in pain, so I was trying to explain that it tickled while I had this thing up my nose and was snort laughing
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Accidentally poked the dangly bit at the back of my throat and now I can't stop retching
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# ? Jun 18, 2024 21:24 |
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doesnt matter what this test says my dick is the biggest on the planet
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