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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Ultra Carp

not true, you can also enjoy it :twisted:

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

lol think I’ll watch this again

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Plinkey posted:

i am convinved this is a skit, the windows are all closed

no it’s real dammit

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Aw poo poo, Spike just jumped in the pool.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/tomokiriki0609/status/1472508960293142531?s=21

It’s ape!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/0hegVWl.mp4

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this would absolutely be the way that I die

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/status/1472326053364477956

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

what

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
my psychiatrist once told me I ask a lot of inane questions. you gotta really gently caress up when your shrink quack doc is calling you out

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


he big dumb

Archibald Tuttle
Jan 10, 2006

i'm trying to think of a good massachusetts / georgia joke, but i'm coming up blank

probably for the best

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





better poor and illiterate than a :yooge: WASHED UP PSYCHO

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The lesson I take from Gremlins is "American capitalism is greedy and destructive with no thoughts of the consequences".

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i dont know a whole lot about west virginia but i looked it up and apparently it was rated the 6th highest poverty state a few years back, and joe manchin thinks parents will just do drugs if you give them a tax break for their kids. what a rich comfortable piece of poo poo he is

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Asproigerosis posted:

I can't get over how attractive that lady on the plane breastfeeding the lynx is.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Christmas is only 4 passes out away

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
this was supposed to be the holiday to get drunk every day what a waste

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

🎄

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
https://twitter.com/cw_janene/status/1473153905454247936?t=dqzh-_iF0O6efUx5qKVYUg&s=19

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


one joke

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
welp my microwave just stopped working just before the fourth week in december

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

BasicLich posted:

welp my microwave just stopped working just before the fourth week in december

What are you gonna do with all your hot pockets

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hungry man christmas dinner is ruined

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

What are you gonna do with all your hot pockets

the oven of course but it takes at least 5x as long

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
eat 'em raw

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
there's no such thing as a raw hot pocket those horrible things are fully cooked and frozen like the snow crab legs at your local grocer

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Raw Pocket

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
$5 says you could steam a hot pocket in a mr coffee

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

BasicLich posted:

welp my microwave just stopped working just before the fourth week in december

just get one from a pawn shop near you

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
boil water on a stove and toss whatever you want to eat in it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

raw pocken it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bleeding kansas posted:

labrador retriever more like labarotory deceiver bc of faucis covid hoax

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Buddykins posted:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love playing Terran and accidentally clicking the Academy five times a minute


ok I had to stare at this for a while but it finally clicked for me

cumshitter posted:

i dont know a whole lot about west virginia but i looked it up and apparently it was rated the 6th highest poverty state a few years back, and joe manchin thinks parents will just do drugs if you give them a tax break for their kids. what a rich comfortable piece of poo poo he is

Posts like this are starting to make me doubt myself, but I'm still pretty sure this is all theater and he's playing his role as instructed.

With what we all know about pedo island and intel agencies manipulating, well, everything, is it really such a stretch to imagine reps are being coerced with both carrots and sticks (a colloquialism I detest) in order to get a desired outcome? "Vote no and we'll give you five million, vote yes and your grandkid disappears."

Granted, I also believe the state department is the reason we have potato chip Reese's so

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

North polar bear

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