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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1476720266218811393

:eyepop:

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/paliahabdul/status/1476987109084999690?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DiscordianKitty/status/1477225495909613568

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I clicked through to that Odyssey tweet to find out what sort of company they were (it's crypto, of course) and oh boy is that ever a cursed set of related tweets

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Sagebrush posted:

I clicked through to that Odyssey tweet to find out what sort of company they were (it's crypto, of course) and oh boy is that ever a cursed set of related tweets

Me too. Insanely cursed. I also saw a bunch of right wing libertarian idiocy in the related tweets.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1477356741826383874?s=20

:science:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RockNRollCool69/status/1477518845162237955

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


is this significantly different from just baking it at 350 for two hours? it doesn't look that different.



it's true.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

is this significantly different from just baking it at 350 for two hours? it doesn't look that different.
this would require baking a big mac for 2 hours at 350 to be sure. and why would anyone have done that

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sagebrush posted:

is this significantly different from just baking it at 350 for two hours? it doesn't look that different.


air fryers are just convection ovens that somebody bought the Wall-E skin for, but yeah it's pretty different. rapidly moving hot air versus stale hot air (example: my posts versus yours)

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

it's true.

i know two people irl who are trying to wrangle their parents away from fb scammers, one of which is six figures

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1476622179794096135

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


I smoke that fried chicken sauternes Ubuntu poo poo

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



the answer is always ubuntu isnt it? maybe wsl2 if you have the resources

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



https://twitter.com/Atzbach/status/1477118125996924935

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

boss gets paid a dollar,
I get paid a dime
that’s why I’m fartin
when Windows 3.11 starten

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/FleetwoodMax__/status/1477701168117735436?t=fbU7kgCm0MAh9a5Rs4c3qQ&s=19

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/ThatLittleDemon/status/1478031365698379779?s=20

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




*pissing during a commercial break*

i feel seen

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lol

https://twitter.com/bronzebygold/status/1477654941057662984

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


https://twitter.com/GingerSlim/status/1477708275550494721?s=20

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

DuckConference posted:

pro bodybuilders apparently use novaldex (technically a drug for breast cancer) to avoid this, well the tits anyway

afaik the small balls are caused by the testosterone itself, so there isn't really a solution for it

the small testes happen iirc because they stop producing testosterone naturally when they downregulate production upon detecting the flood in the system.

also why you can do long term damage if you don’t properly cycle

https://twitter.com/scriptkitty00/status/1477717421846929417?s=21

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


One nice thing about being a professor with tenure is everybody knows you ain't reading poo poo over the winter break. In the last few weeks in my work account I've probably gotten 10 emails of any importance.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

roni sighs is a good handle

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

DuckConference posted:

pro bodybuilders apparently use novaldex (technically a drug for breast cancer) to avoid this, well the tits anyway

afaik the small balls are caused by the testosterone itself, so there isn't really a solution for it

can confirm that juicers have markedly smaller balls than one would expect.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
not a lot of juice in those balls, ironically

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

One nice thing about being a professor with tenure is everybody knows you ain't reading poo poo over the winter break. In the last few weeks in my work account I've probably gotten 10 emails of any importance.

lol my so was deeply excited at the relative lack of email over break

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

not a lot of juice in those balls, ironically

plenty of juice in the back acne

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/i/status/1478189966031298560

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


im a simple man with simple tastes and this made me laugh until i couldn’t breathe

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

crying irl

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
im like hyperventilating

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
He's so nonchalant about it

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
the narrator takes it over the top

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

im a simple man with simple tastes and this made me laugh until i couldn’t breathe

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

bless, I'm reminded of the dog who's obv been drinking a bunch of sea water and every time he barks a squirt of water jets out his rear end :o:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_FRJ0ye4o

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

bless, I'm reminded of the dog who's obv been drinking a bunch of sea water and every time he barks a squirt of water jets out his rear end :o:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_FRJ0ye4o

oh my loving GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsyvt8f2OWU

e: My wife was ever-curious about this and discovered it's basically :nms: anal gland secretions :nms: similar to a skunk's that they don't exactly have direct control over.

Video Nasty fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 5, 2022

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
there’s no way anal gland secretions are being shot out with that much force over and over and over, you’d need like an entire litre-sized anal gland storage organ

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
anyway i haven’t laughed this much in a while

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

mediaphage posted:

there’s no way anal gland secretions are being shot out with that much force over and over and over, you’d need like an entire litre-sized anal gland storage organ

yeah i'm pretty sure it's just that the dogs drank a bunch of salt water, and now their guts are doing what guts do when they are filled with saline solution

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