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Paladinus posted:In case it's not blindingly obvious, it's satire. Nothing in 2022 is satire hth
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either you die posting satire or you live long enough to be hauled for your predictions
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Jonny 290 posted:Yes and if you star in The Matrix and sign a contract for 3% of revenue over a five year period, they don't say "woops we acktually can't get you the money, we've got a $400/day withdrawal limit on our checking account, sorry buddy" and if they do you sue the poo poo out of them and get at least damages if not treble this is literally how Hollywood works lol return of the Jedi has famously never made a profit on paper thus nobody with points gets a dime once in a while the studio pisses off someone with deep enough pockets or enough clout to take them to court and settles immediately Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jan 5, 2022 |
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Paladinus posted:In case it's not blindingly obvious, it's satire. gently caress, I've been owned. So did that football club post a different gif? What if any of that was "real"?
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Luigi Thirty posted:this is literally how Hollywood works lol gross points vs net points, a classic.
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The Wisest Moron posted:gently caress, I've been owned. Both accounts are part of the same satirical twitter universe.
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The Wisest Moron posted:gently caress, I've been owned. the football club is fake, it's a joke account the lawyer who supposedly forced them to tweet the monkey loving was also a joke account the monkeys loving was not actually a NFT. the whole thing is a fakepost making fun of NFTers, by pretending to be slightly more ridiculous than NFTers already are the entire thing was fake from the very beginning.
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no it didn't that one dumpy guy from the youtube ads or whatever just bought the brand along with a bunch of other ones and is making radioshackcoins for some loving reason
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EorayMel posted:Nothing in 2022 is satire hth  https://fartjarsnft.com/ posted:Fart Jars by Stephanie Matto! i literally cannot tell if this is real the website feels like someone from this thread wrote it Stephen Harper fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jan 5, 2022 |
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everything is real and nothing is real, it's crypto after all
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buttcoin's creed: everything is real, nothing exists
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it's real, but stored as a float
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Luigi Thirty posted:this is literally how Hollywood works lol forrest gump as well also never made a profit because the deal with the original author was for a cut of profits, so he never got a penny from the movie deal
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njsykora posted:forrest gump as well also never made a profit because the deal with the original author was for a cut of profits, so he never got a penny from the movie deal My judgement on this is reserved till i figure out how much of the fuckin boomer hagiography was imported from the book vs how much was injected by zemeckis
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god i hate that movie so loving much
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Jonny 290 posted:My judgement on this is reserved till i figure out how much of the fuckin boomer hagiography was imported from the book vs how much was injected by zemeckis it's a pretty faithful transfer from what i remember. the author was so mad about being ripped off that he vowed never to allow his works to be adapted to film ever again, though now that he's dead i don't know what his literary executor is going to do.
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didn't he hate the movie so much he made a sequel where forrest gump travels across history causing massive chaos everywhere he goes? i remember hearing that there was a part where he's responsible for the exxon valdez* oil spill *that's a boat, not a company
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Boxturret posted:didn't he hate the movie so much he made a sequel where forrest gump travels across history causing massive chaos everywhere he goes? gettin sone real neon genesis evangelion vibes off this
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Boxturret posted:didn't he hate the movie so much he made a sequel where forrest gump travels across history causing massive chaos everywhere he goes? i remember hearing that there was a part where he's responsible for the exxon valdez* oil spill i don't know if that was the sole reason for it but yeah, he does the exxon valdez and new coke. the sequel opens with a line like "don't ever let anyone make a movie out of your life."
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Midjack posted:the sequel opens with a line like "don't ever let anyone make a movie out of your life." some matrix4 energy there lol
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Scarcity equals value so if she's not gonna fart anymore, that means the value of the jars of farts that are already in circulation must go up. They should make a crypto that's backed by fart jars so it can't be inflated by printing more fart jars, and you know that you can always exchange your cash for that sweet sweet tangible gas.
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man who has only seen neon genesis evangelion and no other tv series or movies:Jonny 290 posted:gettin sone real neon genesis evangelion vibes off this
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just imagining every time someone congratulates forest in supercut and forest saying 'gosh'
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turns out the twist is humanity needed to comes to terms with its demons to merge with forest, the one perfect soul, to reach harmony
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did i miss this getting posted somehow because i feel like i'd remember it if it was posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHopGox5cU    
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i've thought "how is this still going" about 4 times watching this its still going 
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is this another one of those things where it's all fake so I'm supposed to be the fool where I say it looks stupid?
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Boxturret posted:is this another one of those things where it's all fake so I'm supposed to be the fool where I say it looks stupid? i mean someone made a real statue of BitcoinMan Gold for people to pose with so it's at least that real
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Shame Boy posted:i've thought "how is this still going" about 4 times watching this  i dont know why i did this
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
what does it mean to be "curated on the blockchain" it sounds like the actual show is totally unrelated to the blockchain bit and they're just using it to hawk lovely souvenirs and gifs
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:what does it mean to be "curated on the blockchain" this was announced months ago and unless something's changed since then, yes that's exactly it
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Zamujasa posted:
"I'm a really useful currency", said Bitcoin happily. "Yes you are, Bitcoin", said Mark.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
Dan Harmon really is the antichrist.
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https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1478500436873293828 A Twitter thread that goes into Cryptoland and its whitepaper. It's like they went through a checklist of all the hits. https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1478556977836007427 You have to check a box that says "I am not a US citizen" to mint a parcel 
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Should have called it Little St. Apes. Lazy through and through.
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