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Coulda just hosed up and ate something without realizing it.
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I went shoveling snow yesterday and got some itchy heat rash from sweating under my clothes. Took some Benadryl for it and it made my heart rate go to ~104 and scared the gently caress out of me, which just made it worse because I’m a hypochondriac. Good poo poo
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Coulda just hosed up and ate something without realizing it. maybe i sleep ate
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smdh if your heart rate isn't already 104 from the huge bong rip you just took
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had an eye test today, my prescription has not changed in 10 years  
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fart simpson posted:maybe i sleep ate I had to start scheduling blood work late in the day. I'd grab a handful of crackers or something between one of my four overnight bathroom trips and realize it after I got back in bed.
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had a birthday, renewed my license, couldn't read the eye exam without glasses.
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suddenly getting old man turd problems. is this what my 40s are gonna be???
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Gentle Autist posted:suddenly getting old man turd problems. is this what my 40s are gonna be??? take metamucil capsules unironically owns
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Gentle Autist posted:old man turd
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psiox posted:take metamucil capsules
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FMguru posted:sugar free ... gummies no self harm requests please
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They're probably sweetened with something other than sugar, although savory beef broth gummies or something might be interesting.
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Gentle Autist posted:had an eye test today, my prescription has not changed in 10 years mine hasnt changed in over 20
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mine ticks along by -.25 a year pretty reliably
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Gentle Autist posted:suddenly getting old man turd problems. is this what my 40s are gonna be??? i don't know if an occasional probiotic actually does anything, but it helps me.
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Gentle Autist posted:suddenly getting old man turd problems. is this what my 40s are gonna be??? stop eating fibre, eat more meat
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Eat more meat = early onset arthritis (which is just inflammation), cholesterol issues sugar free - kinda stupid to fill your body with chems just for sweet taste, your body still reacts to stuff like Splenda and winds up trying to create insulin for no good reason, still overworks your pancreas, if you're gonna use something use stevia or xylitol, stevia is natural and xylitol may help with bone density too much diet coke and you'll wind up ossifying / super damaging your kidneys don't ask me how i know as far as turd issues go, either metamucil (I don't use caps as I like the taste) or sodium docusate tabs Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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doesn’t xylitol make u poo poo also
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major cormorbidities thats what Tricky Dick Nixon actually made sure Medicare covers one of them back in 1973 but it doesn't really make up for some of the other poo poo he did Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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Captain Foo posted:doesn’t xylitol make u poo poo also
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Binary Badger posted:sugar free - kinda stupid to fill your body with chems just for sweet taste, your body still reacts to stuff like Splenda and winds up trying to create insulin for no good reason, still overworks your pancreas, if you're gonna use something use stevia or xylitol, stevia is natural and xylitol may help with bone density lol you weirdo stevia and xylitol are chemicals too, natural does not mean good for you but anyway they’re all fine. and yes a lot of sugar alcohols make you poo poo liquid because you don’t digest them so they pass unmolested lower into your gi tract. they tend to be hygroscopic so they pull water into your large intestine or colon out of the surrounding tissue. they tend to be fine in small amounts even for people who tend to be sensitive to those effects. maltitol is the worst of both worlds because it makes you poo poo and your body treats it partially like sugar anyway
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the worst gas i ever experienced was from a bag of sugar free gummies i was like 90% farts for three days
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ultravoices posted:the worst gas i ever experienced was from a bag of sugar free gummies
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mediaphage posted:lol you weirdo stevia and xylitol are chemicals too, natural does not mean good for you Ya thats obvious but you're right, we are surrounded by chems some good some bad quote:but anyway they’re all fine.
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ultravoices posted:the worst gas i ever experienced was from a bag of sugar free gummies it wasn't just gas although i was able to find the bathroom in time a couple hours later
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I ate enough of those sorbitol gummies to poo poo myself too except I was 34 instead of 7
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Kenny Logins posted:same. my parents didn't know about sorbitol/xylitol and gave me a bag of them when I was like 6 or 7
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sugar alcohols are so loving terrible and they've started using them in a lot of things now, maybe b/c they taste better than aspartame? idk
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FMguru posted:when those bundy jerks occupied the malheur wildlife sanctuary, someone sent them a 10 pound bag of sugar free gummies
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they’re used in small amounts in tons of foods because they can be texture, stability, and water activity modulators in your food product. most of the time they’re in small amounts, though, like they might be found in fruits and other natural products it’s not so much that they’re a replacement for something like aspartame. aspartame is what’s known as a supersweetener. these are molecules that can be hundreds of times sweeter than sugar. others include the active compounds in stevia and monkfruit as well as sucralose. these are used in very small amounts, like milligrams per serving. way too little to anything except flavour. the sugar alcohols on the other hand will be used on the order of grams per serving and replace many of the physical effects that are traditionally provided by sugar.
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Captain Foo posted:doesn’t xylitol make u poo poo also ultravoices posted:the worst gas i ever experienced was from a bag of sugar free gummies finally somebody gets what i'm saying when ms jones and i were dating we tried some sugar free gummies. we expected the "gastrointestinal distress" thing to mean "if you are a glutton, you'll get a tummy ache". what we got was "if you eat a handful of these, your insides will try very hard to become your outsides." that poo poo's full on poison IMO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
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my elderly mother is on very expensive prescription laxatives and now i'm wondering whether we shouldn't just be buying her a shitload of sugar free gummies instead
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Trig Discipline posted:my elderly mother is on very expensive prescription laxatives and now i'm wondering whether we shouldn't just be buying her a shitload of sugar free gummies instead
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c arthritis s: gently caress my hands hurt. voltaren makes them not hurt but then i get nauseous. i could counter that by only applying it in a full stomach but ain't nobody got time for breakfast, that's sleepin time
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Trig Discipline posted:my elderly mother is on very expensive prescription laxatives and now i'm wondering whether we shouldn't just be buying her a shitload of sugar free gummies instead
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