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Winty
Sep 22, 2007

the following is clearly a joke and will be removed; but, if you are reading this, then you may get to see it in its natural environment for a few more minutes.

The phrase 'Man's inhumanity to man' is defined by its component parts:
The word "Man" followed by a " 's " ... ’s- /s, z before a voiced consonant/ · prefix archaic (used chiefly in oaths or declarations) God’s or Man's. – ORIGIN shortened form.[2]
inhumanity · n. (pl. inhumanities) cruel and brutal behavior.[2]
to · prep. 1 expressing direction or position in relation to a particular location, point, or condition.[2]
man · n. (pl. men) 1 an adult human male. 2 a male member of a workforce, team, etc. 3 a husband or lover: man and wife. 4 a person. Ø human beings in general; the human race. – USAGE The generic use of man to refer to ‘human beings in general’ has become problematic in modern use; it is now widely regarded as old-fashioned or sexist. Alternative terms such as the human race or humankind may be used in some contexts, but elsewhere there are no established alternatives, for example for the term manpower or the verb man. [2] Or as in "man's inhumanity to man."

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Winty
Sep 22, 2007

we should figure out who the snitches are in this thread by making special posts that are only visible to half the ip space, and then doing a binary search from there

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it's probably even easier than that: just get a mod to look up who has this thread bookmarked, and find the one who isn't a yosposter. no regular could be so profoundly shameful

Winty
Sep 22, 2007

however you do it, they will atone.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Sagebrush posted:

no regular could be so profoundly shameful

my sweet summer child

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


It's probably the guy who did the "ask me about being a Wikipedia admin" thread.

edit: scratch that, he's posting in this thread. No offense intended.

GWBBQ fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Jan 2, 2022

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
whoever it is, they feel it's their cop-douche-iary duty

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Bonnie Tyler sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart" live on board a Royal Caribbean cruise ship during the solar eclipse of 21 August 2017, backed by DNCE.[33][34]

hell yeah

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_objects_dropped_on_New_Year%27s_Eve

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

FMguru posted:

Bonnie Tyler sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart" live on board a Royal Caribbean cruise ship during the solar eclipse of 21 August 2017, backed by DNCE.[33][34]

hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJURjF51LFE

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


the pinecone they dropped where i went to college is on there, nice

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

In 2017, the United States has fragmented into post-apocalyptic wastelands. There are also sexbots.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



carry on then posted:

In 2017, the United States has fragmented into post-apocalyptic wastelands. There are also sexbots.

how the gently caress did i know exactly what movie this was from these two sentences.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Midjack posted:

how the gently caress did i know exactly what movie this was from these two sentences.
Because you stayed up late to watch it on Cinemax and were disappointed like the rest of us

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Because you stayed up late to watch it on Cinemax and were disappointed like the rest of us

"science fiction in cinema" freshman year of college but yeah. the actor who played the titular sex robot died a few years ago, too. :smith:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Some of the scenes Wilson was unhappy with included the fellatio scene and the scene where a police sergeant was hurled into the back of a horse. A compromise was reached where these acts were not actually shown.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
He survives the fall when he unexpectedly lands on a bed, but then the bed turns out to be made of explosives and blows him up.

:rip:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Popular culture [edit]

The Rock Lords have had some effect on popular culture since their creation. For instance, the biography for the 2009 Transformers character Landshark mentions how he once fought a Narliphant.[2]

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

FMguru posted:

He survives the fall when he unexpectedly lands on a bed, but then the bed turns out to be made of explosives and blows him up.

:rip:

i too enjoy the Wile E. Coyote wikipedia page.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Malloc Voidstar posted:

Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man, hunched over, widely stretching his anus with both of his hands to approximately the width of a grapefruit[citation needed].

but it doesn't mention the ring? :confused:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



glasshouse is crazy

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
The Mirage is set in an alternate history version of the year 2009. Much of the back-story is revealed in excerpts from the Library of Alexandria, this world's version of Wikipedia funded by Muammar Gaddafi.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
There are many different types of Elvis impersonators or Elvis Tribute Artist. Most fall under the following categories:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Wii is dead, Sproing is dead, statement uses "will support" - did they ever?, every gaming unit mentioned here is dead?

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Tweezer Reprise posted:

The Mirage is set in an alternate history version of the year 2009. Much of the back-story is revealed in excerpts from the Library of Alexandria, this world's version of Wikipedia funded by Muammar Gaddafi.

That's not too outlandish. Gaddafi was favoured by the US until he set up free schools for everyone, and also started arresting dissenters, at which point the US started looking on him disfavorably

If he had just skipped the free schools, they'd probably have been fine with him[0]


[0]: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Hemisphere_Institute_for_Security_Cooperation#Graduates_of_the_School_of_the_Americas

alexandriao fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jan 10, 2022

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
wikipedia presents: great moments in german military history

Accubitus
Nov 7, 2020
In 2004, Marlinspike bought a derelict sailboat and, with three friends, refurbished it and sailed around the Bahamas while making a "video zine" about their journey called Hold Fast.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


quote:

Following the completion of taping for the first season, massive geopolitical changes in the world—including the dissolution of the Soviet Union and the breakup of Yugoslavia—rendered the entire season geographically inaccurate. Starting in the second season, a disclaimer aired in the closing stating "All geographic information was accurate as of the date this program was recorded."

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Accubitus posted:

In 2004, Marlinspike bought a derelict sailboat and, with three friends, refurbished it and sailed around the Bahamas while making a "video zine" about their journey called Hold Fast.

huh, I wonder which person named Marlinspike this might be about ...

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

The Wicked Witch is killed by being suffocated with a giant condom

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The film's antagonist, who has the power of decay, grabs items of food, only to see it decay in his hand; when he grabs the Twinkie, it does not change.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



excellent prevention method lmao

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

FMguru posted:

wikipedia presents: great moments in german military history



laughed for a solid minute ngl

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



technically, shouldnt it say result: british victory by default? imo funnier that way

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



This toilet had a bulletproof seat containing more than 40,000 small diamonds.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
Since they were the predecessors of the first generation of cellular telephones, these systems are sometimes retroactively referred to as pre-cellular (or sometimes zero generation, that is, 0G) systems.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Common themes in Früvous songs include Canada and the "human experience".

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