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tesla should have still put resistive heaters in these heat pump-equipped cars just in case the pump fails edit: when the heat pump cars were new, they were running too efficiently in winter by sapping all the heat from the battery so when it's time to charge at a supercharger it's too cold to accept a fast charge Nfcknblvbl fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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They should put in a little kerosene heater.
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# ? Jan 13, 2022 20:49 |
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I thought Teslas kept themselves heated by catching fire.
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The Wisest Moron posted:They should put in a little kerosene heater. meet the vw Thing heater yes it has a gasoline line from the tank
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they made those for planes, too, in case two kinds of hypoxia weren't enough and you wanted to go for the hat trick
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Jonny 290 posted:
Mmmm, now that's the stuff. With any luck Tesla will skimp on putting in a CO monitor. Sorry Nfcknblvbl.
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# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:05 |
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look they can just use ai and the driver viewing camera to determine when someone gets co poisoning.
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every 5 minutes the car is programmed to ask you "do you feel dizzy?"
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From that article:quote:The EV maker did not alert the Canadian transportation department about the “known firmware concern” it revealed to a customer on December 29, as we have already told our readers. That is the reason for the investigation. So their heat pump is (possibly) sufficient, but the cars keep failing to actually run the heat pump because the firmware is badly-tested, constantly-changing garbage?
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Lead out in cuffs posted:From that article: This is two years running they’ve had issues with heatpumps failing and they’ve issued multiple firmware versions that are supposed to fix the issue but haven’t, so there’s probably a mechanical issue with the design and they’re trying to paper over it with firmware to avoid eating the cost of r placing parts in all of the affected vehicles.
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code:
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YOLOsubmarine posted:This is two years running they’ve had issues with heatpumps failing and they’ve issued multiple firmware versions that are supposed to fix the issue but haven’t, so there’s probably a mechanical issue with the design and they’re trying to paper over it with firmware to avoid eating the cost of r placing parts in all of the affected vehicles. bold of you to assume they're good at writing code
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Jonny 290 posted:
typical vw stuff, just like how the windshield washer on a beetle uses the air from the spare tire. when you actually need the spare tire oop
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Xakura posted:bold of you to assume they're good at writing code I’m not assuming that all, I’m just assuming they’re also bad at engineering.
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Wild EEPROM posted:typical vw stuff, just like how the windshield washer on a beetle uses the air from the spare tire. when you actually need the spare tire oop That is delightful nonsense, oh my god that is such a jerry rigged hacked together solution and they did it at a mass produced scale I am in love I had to look it up myself to believe it. That's loving stupid
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Samuel Glompers posted:
just keep a bicycle pump in case you need the spare nbd. real talk, i used a bicycle pump to air up the tires on a motorcycle one time thinking that skinny wheels don't have all that much air in them. turns out i was wrong, it took forever and my arms were sore afterwards
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pumping a truck tire from 15 to 35 psi is a p fuckin good triceps workout
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is what I tell myself as I put off getting this flat fixed for the 26th straight week
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did you know that Walmart will fix a flat for like $10 when you get your oil changed
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there’s a guy in trois rivières who’ll install a gasoline heater in your bolt for like 1.5k
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i will set fire to your car for like, 1/3rd that price
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Nomnom Cookie posted:did you know that Walmart will fix a flat for like $10 when you get your oil changed all tire places will patch for under $20, oil change or not Nomnom Cookie posted:is what I tell myself as I put off getting this flat fixed for the 26th straight week chances are that rim needs to be ground down so thats like 30 bucks Nomnom Cookie posted:pumping a truck tire from 15 to 35 psi is a p fuckin good triceps workout a cigarette lighter slime is $15, you should have one in your trunk already graph fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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assuming its patchable probably just my luck but somehow every bit of tire damage i've had, including nails through the tire, somehow manages to cause sidewall damage too.
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Zamujasa posted:
the gently caress is this syntax? pascal?
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Sagebrush posted:the gently caress is this syntax? pascal? looks like lua, which would actually be a sensible embedded scripting language you just know the real thing uses webservers and node.js
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Sagebrush posted:the gently caress is this syntax? pascal? Lua, based on the comments starting with -- e: and the absolute degeneracy of indexing starting by 1
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a lua joke only seemed appropriate, since it's the only thing involving musk/tesla that'll ever go to the moon
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i hate him so goddamn much
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i mean, he's not wrong. every piece of input he gives is error
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Zamujasa posted:i mean, he's not wrong. every piece of input he gives is error as is the output from his mouth
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Sagebrush posted:i hate him so goddamn much loving , he's on track to replace Kissinger as #1. Ideally because Kissinger dies.
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Sagebrush posted:i hate him so goddamn much
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i had to loving google that tweet to see if it was real. i thought that something that idiotic must have been a fake image. oh it's real folks. it's real.
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Sagebrush posted:i hate him so goddamn much with today's pharmacology we can even medicate that out of him but he's a billionaire so he'll be a fuckin nutjob for the rest of his extremely long life
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hobbesmaster posted:assuming its patchable yeah, good ol' wood screw right on the corner bullshit for me, too
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gschmidl posted:Ideally because Kissinger dies. better things aren't possible
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"Almost All Input Is Error" Claims Man Perfectly Capable Of Seeing Extant, Smoothly-Functioning Streets Used By Human-Operated Vehicles
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jfc https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1481873421390680065 distract from the fact that cybertruck's not coming out til 2023 at the earliest lmao
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