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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
Hello Goons,

In order to increase productivity, and hence, dopamine hits, I am presently posting from an unnamed coffee shop.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Why haven't they named it?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

fishing with the fam posted:

Why haven't they named it?

LOL. welcome to the forums

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
Little problem here goons.

All this coffee is making me have to take a cr*p....

but I dont want to leave my computer (16 cores and inches likewise) unattended lest someone steals my posts.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
crossposting from livejournal

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

How's the Joe there op

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh good I was worried we're going to have a day without one of your diarrhea posts but you sure proved me wrong!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm worried about how much time and money you're wasting at coffee shops, OP. Let alone the amount of caffeine you're consuming. Also the threads you're posting.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Hakan, as is indicated elsewhere in the dictionary, is a gimmick poster who pioneered the forum art of Fake E/N. Many have tried to imitate his posting style, with varying degrees of success. Usually the threads are absolutely abysmal.

Thus, upon viewing a particularly stank thread, it has become all too common for someone to post "You're no Hakan."

This catchphrase is rapidly apporaching bannability, it's already on the mods shitlist (see the Painful Posting Trends subforum in GBS) and its use is not recommended.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

I'm worried about how much time and money you're wasting at coffee shops, OP. Let alone the amount of caffeine you're consuming. Also the threads you're posting.

I got an unnamed gift card for xmas....

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

How's the Joe there op

Not bad OP, it's the caffeine and increased dopamine hit's im really interested in....SQUIRRL XD

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Lol I love these threads. Just a person having fun hehe

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

mkvltra posted:

Lol I love these threads. Just a person having fun hehe

Happy friday to you and yours OP

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

mudskipp posted:

What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

Not sure OP, spooling up my sixteen cores here and ready to pro duce

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
:gas:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwc5KXhx8s

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Thank you OP that was beautiful

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


mudskipp posted:

What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i bet the OP is in a cAribou Coffee

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Waiting for my leather zippo holster

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

It'll be the typewriter of 2025.
Paired with a compact digital camera.

Anyway how's this poo going? Bogs decent?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Waiting for my leather zippo holster

I bet you ARE

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

There's a photo of my buddy on a Buzzfeed list of "40 People You Won't Believe Exist" doing exactly this at a Panera in Richmond, VA.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

mkvltra posted:

There's a photo of my buddy on a Buzzfeed list of "40 People You Won't Believe Exist" doing exactly this at a Panera in Richmond, VA.

Did people then believe he existed?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

Not his fault there's no macbooks with that cool transparent teal plastic.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Yaldabaoth posted:

Not his fault there's no macbooks with that cool transparent teal plastic.

yeah there was

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

EorayMel posted:

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

eipc first post reading. any other words you wanna read for us itt while you're at it?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Cease to Hope posted:

yeah there was

OK the hipster has no excuse now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im in the SHITuation room right now causebi am in the bathroom taking a poo poo, get it? Lol!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

Im in the SHITuation room right now causebi am in the bathroom taking a poo poo, get it? Lol!!!

*lowkey applause and cheering*

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

op loves the shittier things in life and loves to share how much he loves poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

loving the positive energy of this post way to go op
this is the kind of community we need to foster here at GBS and I am tipping my RTIC Tumblr to you...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Speaking of positive energy what's the electric blanket situation at the ol' java spot op

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Better step out for a puff of weed to keep the omicron away op

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

Speaking of positive energy what's the electric blanket situation at the ol' java spot op

Bringing the old electric blanket to the shop... Now there's an idea I can get behind. I'll give that one a ponder and consider returning, e-boanket in hand

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

I think it tells you all you need to know about their social life...

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