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Gotta jump up and hit that street sign as I walk under it.
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(after a running start I leap, and just barely miss the same sign with my fingertips) I just wanted to fit in 
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Jan 16, 2022 00:45
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/waits for earliest chance to call a dude a manlet
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Jan 16, 2022 00:49
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Are you a plumber perchance?
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Jan 16, 2022 00:56
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The fluorescent bulb shatters and I run away like a coward
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Jan 16, 2022 01:13
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SatansOnion posted:(after a running start I leap, and just barely miss the same sign with my fingertips) I just wanted to fit in (Inner monologue) he missed. I should call him gay
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Jan 16, 2022 01:21
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Puts my hand on the concrete overhang covered in the filthy shoeprints of people who slapped their shoes up there
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Jan 16, 2022 01:31
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*is the same height as Joe Rogan* *walks calmly underneath sign*
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Jan 16, 2022 01:33
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just once in my life i want to dunk so hard the backboard shatters while an old man yells "boomshakalaka" into a microphone, just once
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Jan 16, 2022 02:22
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Jan 16, 2022 02:25
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the young man is now 50 and cannot jump up to hit the sign anymore, as it will hurt his bad back he cries every time he passes under the sign now
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Jan 16, 2022 02:31
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Bad Purchase posted:just once in my life i want to dunk so hard the backboard shatters while an old man yells "boomshakalaka" into a microphone, just once
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Jan 16, 2022 02:37
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There’s an arch from a hallway into my kitchen and I can barely reach it. When I do I feel drat good about myself I want to paint it. Just the arch
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Jan 16, 2022 02:38
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I just shotgunned four beers and I am ready to fistfight telephones BIATCH 
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Jan 16, 2022 02:40
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That sign says Bush Street. Can you imagine how cool it will be when I jump up and touch it? Touching a street sign with a vaguely sexual name… Can you even comprehend the sheer majesty of such a thing?
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Jan 16, 2022 02:45
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teen witch posted:There’s an arch from a hallway into my kitchen and I can barely reach it. When I do I feel drat good about myself lol if you cannot touch everywhere in your house.
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Jan 16, 2022 02:47
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My vertical is probably pathetic now.
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Jan 16, 2022 02:48
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Its the only way to show you're a man and impress those around you
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Jan 16, 2022 02:48
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:lol if you cannot touch everywhere in your house. i can't reach the attic
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Jan 16, 2022 02:50
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Sid Vicious posted:i can't reach the attic pathetic
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Jan 16, 2022 02:51
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pathetic ):
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Jan 16, 2022 02:57
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 Problem Take a look at your hands. See how bruised they are? See those little scars? This is Exhibit A. The material world is holding you back. Containers, mailboxes, doors, chairs -- they are all your enemies. Always have been. Atoms themselves are in on the conspiracy, forming shapes and structures that you hate. You are energy stuck in a body. You are spirit trapped in matter. Break free! Beat up that lamp post! Let it know just how much objects *suck*.  Solution Behold: the Anti-Object Task Force has assembled. God's avenging angel, arrayed against the lower emanations of the Darkened One: shoe racks, tape recorders, motor carriages. And doors. So many doors. You're not just pounding it all to pieces. You’re *reforging* the universe. From the anvil of the heavens to the worms below. Indulge in it. Be bold. Have an *impact* on the shape of Creation. Out of the furnace of your rage -- a new reality! Also, you should trash your room *again*. 
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Jan 16, 2022 02:57
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That block could have money in it or maybe a shroom!
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Jan 16, 2022 02:59
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkITGdc_LY
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Jan 16, 2022 03:16
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Gonna snap this fuckin' branch
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Jan 16, 2022 04:11
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just barely grabbed the branch and none of my friends paid me a compliment on my sweet jumpins
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Jan 16, 2022 04:12
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Part of the reason old people are shambling wrecks is that they stopped just using their muscles for the hell of it.
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Jan 16, 2022 04:17
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Getting excited now. Gonna leapfrog over a parking meter.
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Jan 16, 2022 04:17
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Let’s not allow this to distract us from the fact that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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Jan 16, 2022 04:21
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Bad Purchase posted:just once in my life i want to dunk so hard the backboard shatters while an old man yells "boomshakalaka" into a microphone, just once yep, absoleulty.. perhaps one of the highest honours one can hope to achieve. god speed 
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Jul 20, 2022 02:52
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It's like a pathological need for me to jump and grab onto the laces of a basketball hoop. Doesn't matter where I am, I have to do it.
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Jul 20, 2022 03:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsgtl6MF8RU&t=221s
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Jul 20, 2022 03:48
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I jump up, slap a street sign, creating a loud noise, and then cover the side of my face as I return to the earth. All of the people startled by the noise whip around and see me clutching the side of my face like I had somehow just jumped 8 feet in the air and hit my face on a stop sign... I have become comedy.
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Jul 20, 2022 10:46
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Bet I can hit that steam pipe HUP almost had it
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Jul 20, 2022 10:49
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I was 17 and had a job placement at a highschool. I was in the art dept working on a computer. I heard noises outside and looked out one of the windows into the corridor. The small window was 7 feet up and I could some kids heads flying past it. I went out to see what was happening. Three 16 year old boys were taking running jumps to see if they could bounce their heads off the ceiling. One of them did actually manage to brush the ceiling with his head for about a foot and a half.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:18
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Watch it im gonna hit this stop sign... With my dick
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Jul 20, 2022 12:34
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EorayMel posted:
Enemy of the physical realm.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:39
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I've not done this for ages and I now realise I have become old.
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This a natural urge, stored deep within our genetic memory, a relic of when our primitive ancestors used to jump up and knock pterodactyls out of the air to capture and eat them.
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