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here are paddington bear and an enormous scottish claymore, respectively  its hard for me to imagine tbqh, its like when my mind's eye focuses in on paddington bear or the enormouse 54 3/4 inches of the scottish claymore, the other slips back out of focus, but i think paddington bear could wield an enormouse scottish claymore, but the better question is why? i think to kill? |
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if paddington bear was to kill someone who would it be? why? sorry if paddington bear kills people in his movies i haven't seen them
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Jan 14, 2022 16:16
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does paddington bear stand for anything? or does he fall for everything?
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Jan 14, 2022 16:19
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everyday i go to work at the churchill war rooms and i see paddington and i spit on that coward
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Jan 14, 2022 16:21
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arrested by the british bobbies for pissing over the paddington bear statue again, paddington if you're reading this, you're lucky you have these pigs to defend you, i know you won't
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Jan 14, 2022 16:22
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paddington bear would drag it around and scratch up the floor like a goddamned dope |
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Jan 14, 2022 16:22
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oh sorry silly me *breaks a priceless vase like the gormless boob he is* |
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Jan 14, 2022 16:23
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eat poo poo paddington bear i hate you and your 54 3/4 inch scottish claymore |
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Jan 14, 2022 16:24
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i'd freely let paddington wield it, i'm not scared, lets just say i have a couple tricks in my back pocket
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Jan 14, 2022 16:28
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paddington might think the ghost of Joachim Meyer lives on in my body who knows maybe he is right
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Jan 14, 2022 16:30
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i could maybe get the desire to have a weapon with a long reach but wouldn't claws and teeth be a more readily practical offensive solution why is paddington bear overthinking this |
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Jan 14, 2022 16:31
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i bet he would go off and do a sea-borne invasion of some other country, with his 54 3/4" scottish claymore
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Jan 14, 2022 16:35
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dont even think about calling it a 139cm scottish claymore
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Jan 14, 2022 16:35
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he might also use it to scoop orange marmalade out of the jar for his toast
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Jan 14, 2022 16:36
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he'd probably rest it (tip down uncaringly against the lovely british cement ground) on the bench and sit beside it at the park, stealing as much aesthetic valor as he could until someone had the gall to challenge him, at which point he would so they say cash his chips and potential kill him
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Jan 14, 2022 16:37
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winnie the pooh wielding an elaborate egyptian kopesh |
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Jan 14, 2022 16:39
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eeyore weidling a 54 3/4" black english brolly
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Jan 14, 2022 16:44
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i hope paddington reads this you're on notice
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Jan 14, 2022 16:50
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he'd probably put a Mackintosh on it whatever the gently caress that is
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Jan 14, 2022 17:37
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paddington bear would be horrified at the alluring potential for violence within him |
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Jan 14, 2022 17:39
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In my headcanon, if you gave Paddington a claymore, he'd just get a 5' loaf of bread and a 50 gallon drum of marmalade, and use the claymore to make giant marmalade sandwiches Wouldn't even occur to him that you can stab people with it At least not until he realised he could no longer hide 5' marmalade sandwiches under his hat, at that point I guess it could cause an "episode" 
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Jan 14, 2022 18:38
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:dont even think about calling it a 139cm scottish claymore 1390.65 mm Scottish claymore |
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Jan 14, 2022 19:55
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He'd make them pay. He'd make them all pay. Sixpence a head to see his nifty Scottish claymore. |
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Jan 15, 2022 03:58
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I imagine he would embark on a journey to slay god much like in his favorite anime shows, but he would likely fail in his quest now if he got a hold of a German zweihander on the other hand, all bets are off. I'm not sure the world would ever be able to recover from that
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Jan 15, 2022 04:29
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"there can be only one!!" *knocks over a jar of marmalade or some poo poo idk* |
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Jan 15, 2022 04:40
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jack churchill biopic starring paddington bear |
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Jan 15, 2022 11:49
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Bo-Pepper posted:winnie the pooh wielding an elaborate egyptian kopesh rupert with the hattori hanzo steel
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Jan 15, 2022 14:04
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when padington has fully charged his qi he channel it through the sword to fire deadly beams and incinerate opponents up to 30 meters away
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Jan 15, 2022 15:34
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if you disrupt paddingtn charging his qi levels before he can beam you, well that is cheating.
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Jan 15, 2022 15:36
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he;d finally get one over on that bastard corduroy bear
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Jan 15, 2022 15:46
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i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat
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Jan 15, 2022 16:46
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paddington are you reading this? i noticed u lurking byob you yellow bellied poo poo. If u got what it takes en garde me bitch
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Jan 15, 2022 18:31
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paddington bear with a scottish claymore? more like paddingon bear with a scottish clayless amirite 
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Jan 15, 2022 19:26
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a weak response to learning that winnie the pooh is learning ninjustu. going to block dozens of deadly shuriken at once, are you, PADDINGTON?
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Jan 15, 2022 20:00
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat |
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Jan 15, 2022 20:02
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Yeah Paddington basically is knockoff Winnie the Pooh so his response to any stimulus is to be lovably naive and obsess about food. He'd be an ace BYOB poster tbh He'd be like "Hey orbs look at this long shiny stick I found. Wish I had a g/f so I could watch her pour orange fluid on bread 1x/day. Taco Bell, amiright?" and we'd be like 
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Jan 15, 2022 21:39
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat 
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Jan 15, 2022 22:37
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google THIS posted:Yeah Paddington basically is knockoff Winnie the Pooh so his response to any stimulus is to be lovably naive and obsess about food. He'd be an ace BYOB poster tbh he would cut all of our heads off with a claymor ---------------- |
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nut posted:when my mind's eye focuses in on paddington bear or the enormouse 54 3/4 inches of the scottish claymore, the other slips back out of focus the actual eye does this when you encounter paddington bear wielding an anormous scottish claymore and this makes him an incredibly difficult opponent
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Doctor Dogballs posted:he would cut all of our heads off with a claymor imo we really arent terrified enough about this
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