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gormless goblin

probly like 30% of people know what kind of changes theres been in the supermarket tea aisle in the last like 9 years but that means theres a whole mess of people that need to get updates on this so here we go

teas what you can get at the grocery store and how you should think about them ----

matcha green: some lady at work will ask if you like matcha, and you can feasibly get away with drinking this and saying "yes!". it's green tea but its kind of bitter and chalky and you can legally say you like "food from south of the border" if you just do the minimum of drinking this stuff. trust me, i've done it.

throat coat: this was a hidden in plain sight deal. they disguised this as a useless "i'm sick and need to get better" tea, but actually its just super nice. i can't possibly describe what the flavor is. but it basically tastes like one of those "i'm sick and need to get better" teas

turmeric: crazy. this stuff used to be a spice that just flat out expired because your dad didn't know what to use it for. that happened in a lot of households and now we're drinking it so it doesn't go to waste. ingenuity like this will come in handy in the end times

turmeric chili: see above

ginger tea: no you don't have to handle ginger anymore, grind it up, shave it, any of that, its in a teabag now. maybe even in a tea pyramid

camomile: avoid unless you want to do an impression of that one aunt

licorice: what kind of sick-o are you? i think you are statistically more likely to be a hopeless killer if you say you like this on a survey, so just DON'T


field correspondents please submit your tea reports here because somebody's gotta talk about whats going on out here

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Goons Are Gifts

my heart always bleeds when this happens, so now you have earned the right to a second thread


Goons Are Gifts

I fully appreciate the fact that you used the hot tag on this one because it's tea

also where's tea crew is that still somewhere, thread necromancers we need your powers


selan dyin

:regd21:

gormless goblin

this is like that time *scans room* ... that time when they split ethereum blockchain currency into two different ethereums


look i know about the 27 year old rule about mod flairs i just got excited ok

Goons Are Gifts

Thanks to your report I learned of the word "Mook" so now you have earned the right to decide the fate of this thread, I can offer you a rename, a new tag, a new op and or a move to a place of your choice


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Big fan of sleepytime here. And also chamomile. They make me chill and snoozey


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


gormless goblin

Goons Are Great posted:

Thanks to your report I learned of the word "Mook" so now you have earned the right to decide the fate of this thread, I can offer you a rename, a new tag, a new op and or a move to a place of your choice

roll a d20 --

1: ban me for this reply
2: King of sadness-- both threads must stay up just to rub it in
3-6: gas the new thread
7-19: gas this thread
20: peperony and chease

ulvir

teas own so much

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
you get some leaf and some hot water and suddenly you have delicious hot tea. it's hosed up



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
hot leaf consommé



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

gormless goblin

this is like its normal business hours at the shop and the cops are here doing an investigation and poor dr. honked and ulvir just here looking through the selection

gormless goblin

I approach the countertop and ask if I can help you find any particular part of the thread and then goons are great rolls a d1 and cuffs me and i go out SCREAMING that the double post section is right at the front

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


gormless goblin posted:

roll a d20 --

1: ban me for this reply
2: King of sadness-- both threads must stay up just to rub it in
3-6: gas the new thread
7-19: gas this thread
20: peperony and chease

i say goldmine this thread

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gormless goblin

i'm sorry but the dice do not allow for this outcome

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