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Alright, now that I have several children I geuss it's time to learn about computer. Please teach me.
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Jan 14, 2022 22:00
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there has never been a good reason to use a computer for anything
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Jan 14, 2022 22:12
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turn on your monitor
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Jan 14, 2022 22:24
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is step 1
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Jan 14, 2022 22:24
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teach them BASIC on an old 8bit machine
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Jan 14, 2022 22:36
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a computer is a person who helps you run calculations, op
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Jan 14, 2022 22:44
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I’m learning how to program the game boy
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Jan 14, 2022 22:46
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compute 'er?? I hardly know 'er
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Jan 14, 2022 22:54
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the first thing you need to know is that zero is the first number
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Jan 15, 2022 01:11
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time to learn the facts of life, op about the DWORDs and b-trees
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Jan 15, 2022 01:27
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don’t worry about any of the detail and just do a thing with computer and forget about it, op
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Jan 18, 2022 08:31
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Imagine an infinite chain of Rube Goldberg machines. That is the modern day computer.
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Jan 18, 2022 08:37
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The Wisest Moron posted:Imagine an infinite chain of Rube Goldberg machines. ‘twas ever thus 
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Jan 18, 2022 16:09
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teaching sand to think and electrocuting rocks was a terrible mistake
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Jan 18, 2022 18:21
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What does include mean
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Jan 18, 2022 19:21
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ZeusCannon posted:What does include mean it means your program is a safe space where everyone can speak their mind
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Jan 18, 2022 20:08
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Jan 18, 2022 20:28
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[img-:epic meme ron swanson put computer in trash.gif[.]url
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Jan 18, 2022 20:52
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echinopsis posted:is step step 2, you put your dick in the box (a.k.a. the computer). if your using a laptop, this is referred to as "docking"
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Jan 19, 2022 00:22
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Have you considered not to learn about computer?
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Jan 19, 2022 00:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3bDa5z_B1M
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Jan 19, 2022 01:15
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WilWheaton posted:Have you considered not to learn about computer? 
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Jan 19, 2022 01:19
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abacus
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Jan 19, 2022 18:09
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just dug out the old disc drive
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Jan 19, 2022 21:39
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there was another better programming commodore video I was looking for, but it wasn’t in my watch later :/
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Jan 19, 2022 23:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDMBSieTe0
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Jan 20, 2022 00:31
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you know how you hosed woman to make children? it's like that, computer fucks your soul to make money
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Jan 20, 2022 01:30
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chaosbreather posted:you know how you hosed woman to make children? uh
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Jan 20, 2022 01:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9WnHuGjZ38 Found it! This guy owns
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Jan 20, 2022 02:15
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help computer; stop all the downloadin'
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Jan 20, 2022 02:45
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:‘twas ever thus Bletchley park museum?
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Jan 20, 2022 03:24
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I learned about the computer by inviting it out to get a coffee, we talked and enjoyed each other’s company and it grew from there (ps this is why you see so many people with laptops at coffee shops)
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Jan 20, 2022 03:26
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[img- quote="swanson ron" ] [epic computer meme put bump_fn.gif [post in trash :.]url [/quote="520807502"]
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Jan 20, 2022 05:09
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Jan 20, 2022 05:44
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absolutely not
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Jan 23, 2022 19:40
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thou shalt not create a machine in the likeness of a human mind
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Jan 23, 2022 19:50
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he is happy because he is imagining crushing his putering hands in those gears so he can abandon computer and go outside
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Jan 23, 2022 19:56
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[quote="Farmer Crack-rear end post="520846143"] [img- quote="swanson ron" ] [epic computer meme put bump_fn.gif [post in trash :.]url [/quote="520807502"] [/quote]
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Jan 24, 2022 08:30
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computre
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the disc drive is NOT a cupholder
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