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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > A fast food alternative
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Escape From Noise

 Please. Come and inhale the burger stench! It is (mostly) fat free!

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 15:15
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:10
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nut

 how about slow food

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 17:10
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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

nut posted:

how about slow food

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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* # ? Jan 18, 2022 17:32
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google THIS

nesamdoom posted:

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.

Yes, we'll start with an order of century eggs and a bottle of your finest 2022 scotch. Chop chop

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 17:47
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deep dish peat moss

 Get this; slow food.

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:01
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Escape From Noise

nut posted:

how about slow food

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Quickly!

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:21
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Escape From Noise

deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.

I can't believe you are all doing this to me

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:22
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
fast brewed
fast glued
fast lewd
fast mooed
fast shoed
fast zooed

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:26
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 fast nude


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:45
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 you REALLY don't want to be the fry cook at the fast nude restaurant


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:45
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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
food....but slower. you get the food, but wait longer than normal. there's gotta be some kind of terminology for this. im thinking "slow food"

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 18:46
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nut

deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.
* # ? Jan 18, 2022 19:09
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
How about you put a filét mignon in a racecar OP?

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 19:21
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Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
dumpster diving! free fast food.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 19:21
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deep dish peat moss

nut posted:

how about slow food

nut is on to something here

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 19:38
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deep dish peat moss

 What about slow food that you eat very fast when it gets to you, so the total time from order to excrement is the same

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 19:39
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


is "slow food" anything?

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 20:17
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nut

your friend sk posted:

is "slow food" anything?

:goon:

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 21:21
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nut

 wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 21:28
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nut

 please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 21:28
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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

nut posted:

please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

If you're not hungry it's a perfect time to swing by a slow food restaurant. Just let us know what you are going to want later or tomorrow and go about your day by taking a long nap or spending the day chatting others that will sometime get their order. We're more than happy to fire up that steak perfectly for you, just let us know how you want us to age it and in 2 or 3 days it'll be on the grill or griddle for you. If that's too much and you just want a grilled cheese then as soon as we get done milking this cow we will get to work on the cheese and bread. Relax, you don't need to worry about rushing off anywhere.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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* # ? Jan 18, 2022 22:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Ultra fast food. Instantaneous food

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 23:54
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Unstable food created in a particle accelerator that almost immediately breaks down into fundamental particles

* # ? Jan 18, 2022 23:55
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 It's not hypersonic, suborbital payload delivery, it's digiorno!

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:05
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deep dish peat moss

 Well-paced food. It has average speed stats but great strength and endurance.

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:09
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google THIS

 The food approaches you at nearly the speed of light but because of that it also takes much longer to prepare

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:22
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
loud food

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:24
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selan dyin

 reminds me of the time i bought a "slow cow" energy drink

"oh yeah, must be a no name brand red bull, cheap caffeine!" - balls dildo (idiot), sometime around 2017

it was a anti-energy drink, chamomile and poo poo to make you sleepy

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:25
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deep dish peat moss

 Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 00:27
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biosterous

nut posted:

wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

:frogon:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 01:41
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selan dyin

deep dish peat moss posted:

Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

lol

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 01:46
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Farecoal

There he go
bad news everyone

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 02:07
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Twenty Four


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-PrCgVDG4

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 02:18
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
all crock pot dishes all the time.

"made fresh yesterday"™

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 02:43
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nut

 fast trash?

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 05:29
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Escape From Noise

nut posted:

fast trash?

You trying to compete with Arby's?

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 06:20
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biosterous
fast doof

a streamlined, more efficient doofus



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 15:16
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nut

Escape From Noise posted:

You trying to compete with Arby's?

lol

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 16:31
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nut

biosterous posted:

fast doof

a streamlined, more efficient doofus

fast...boof....a slam dunk up the hoop no muss no fuss

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 16:31
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:10
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 did anyone say slow food yet?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Jan 19, 2022 16:56
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