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nut

tell me about it, how did u answer? I'd hate for my foes to find out that they are foes this way it's kind of embarrassing

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:20

French Accent

i'm a friend of foe

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you hear a "hark" just run because the question is coming

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Someone once asked me "fiend or doe?", but it was part of a D&D campaign where I was a shape-changing druid and we were hunting a demon.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:22

baka of lathspell

usually i puppet master by telling friends theyre foes and foes theyre friends

i also trepanned my brain so i could jam a copy of the prince in there

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:38

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

I always answer �friend� because if you answer �foe� it gets really awkward later on.

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:41

Escape From Noise

Foe real friend

# ? Jan 18, 2022 19:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Who would say foe? Nobody says foe

# ? Jan 18, 2022 21:08

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Who would say foe? Nobody says foe

this is what a foe would say to try and not be considered a foe anymore

# ? Jan 18, 2022 21:30

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honestly, i'd be pretty hurt, as they should recognize me if i was their real friend, or foe

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 21:46

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"neither, just some loser, apparently..."

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 21:49

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Foe pain for my real friends, real pain for my faux friends

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 22:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Friend or foe? Just a giant wooden horse.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:53

deep dish peat moss

Be you fee, fie, fum... or foe?

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:12

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nut you just knocked loose a long lost memory of the game show called Friend Or Foe. drat

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:19

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

"Friend or foe" would be a more compelling name for the game theory thing of "prisoner's dilemma". And then maybe people *would* answer foe sometimes.

# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:00

Twenty Four

I feel like there should be some middle ground here. "Friend or foe?" Uh, we haven't really met... are you cool, or what? I like making friends, but, are you a total dick or something?

# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

No if someone asked me that I'd tell them "none of your business nor beeswax now leave me be."

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:02

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

William Dafriend

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:03

deep dish peat moss

Fee Friend Foe Fum would be a good username

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:16

google THIS

Pro tip: Don't answer "Friend fo' sho," it takes a second to parse and if someone is asking you that question they're already agitated and you shouldn't make them think. I'll never make that mistake again

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:18

Foehammer007: by Pragmatica

sure

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:24

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

a MiG 25 Foxbat interrogated my MarkXII IFF when i was cruising at mach 2 in my F-16C

i armed my AIM-7 and bleeped the local AWACS but he decided not to engage hope that helps OP

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:40

baka of lathspell

Plant MONSTER. posted:

William Dafriend

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:44

nut

have ya'll ever besmirched a mfer

# ? Jan 19, 2022 03:53

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nut posted:

have ya'll ever besmirched a mfer

no but I'm big on begrudgement :koos:

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 04:06

nut

any swine in the thread

# ? Jan 19, 2022 04:35

Escape From Noise

There goes my gun

# ? Jan 19, 2022 06:29

deep dish peat moss

Fe Fi Foe/Friend?

# ? Jan 19, 2022 07:12

Trying

just 'cause she dances, yo yo, it don't make her a foe, no

# ? Jan 19, 2022 07:13

baka of lathspell

Escape From Noise posted:

There goes my gun

deep cut

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 08:41

google THIS

Getting tired of my buddies pranking me by making cardboard cutouts of themselves so now when I see them I ask if they're friend or faux

# ? Jan 19, 2022 16:06

nut

finding it hard to connect with people in 2022 as so few of them have foes

# ? Jan 19, 2022 16:32

nut

elsa from the movie frozen: do you want to have a foe, man?

# ? Jan 19, 2022 16:32

baka of lathspell

nut posted:

finding it hard to connect with people in 2022 as so few of them have foes

me: friend or foe?

them: ya we dont really have that kind of connection sorry

me: wait u wont even friendzone me?

them: no

me: or foezone me?

them: nah

me: can you neutralzone me

them: can u stop pickpocketing me just to put one coin in my inventory

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 16:46

nut

baka fwocka fwame posted:

foezone

omg

# ? Jan 19, 2022 16:57

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nut posted:

finding it hard to connect with people in 2022 as so few of them have foes

hatr: the online app for meeting up w/ potential nemesises or just making casual foes

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# ? Jan 19, 2022 17:01

Trying

caught in a bad foemance

# ? Jan 19, 2022 21:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just thinking about what it would be like to be foezoned

# ? Jan 19, 2022 21:09

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Trying

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Just thinking about what it would be like to be foezoned

So in the very gay and sexy TV show Hannibal there is this kinda lovely psychologist who is "treating" Hannibal (from Hannibal). At one point he asks "Am I your nemesis?" And Hannibal is like "lol. lmao"

# ? Jan 19, 2022 21:17

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