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I saw Fred Schneider in a diner once. We were at a local Atlanta diner, meeting up with some friends and having some dinner. I saw this guy come in the door, then look around like he was searching for someone. For a split second I thought he was another friend of ours come to meet up because he looked so familiar but then my husband whispered, "That's Fred Schneider!" and it certainly was. He found who he was looking for, and sat down at a booth. We weren't idiots and continued to mind our own business and ate and talked amongst ourselves. After we paid our bill and left, I did smile at him as we passed his booth. Anyway, that's my Fred Schneider story. I buried my parakeet in the back yard.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:32 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 07:26 |
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All I needed to know was his last name to know I liked him
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:33 |
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Still angry about the BC-52s.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:34 |
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does he gently caress kids?
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:34 |
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Did he have jukebox money?
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:35 |
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He didn't use the jukebox while we were there, but someone had queued up a bunch of 80's tunes.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:48 |
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He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 09:40 |
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I love the B-52's. I would gladly crawl a mile over broken glass to masturbate in Fred Schneider's shadow. OP, I bet he was wordlessly grateful that time for not being hassled while he was trying to eat.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 10:36 |
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sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!" i amuse the hel out of myself
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 12:31 |
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precision posted:sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it Holy poo poo I loving do this around the house when I'm bored too! "That's one fat CAT and she's eatin' FOOD!" Is something I Schneidered today. The cat was nonplussed.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 13:11 |
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I'm gonna have to work that into my pet annoyance routine
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 13:28 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail! Woah!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 13:30 |
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his other band has the best Christmas song ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wQNwgyEuM
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 14:02 |
precision posted:sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:07 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily I just realized I might consider losing a body part to hear the B-52's cover Wish by Nine Inch Nails.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:11 |
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"Thats Schneider"
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:14 |
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aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel! and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:00 |
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precision posted:aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel! lmao
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:08 |
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What do you reckon Fred is short for. Changing/shortening/etc your name is obviously hiding something
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:10 |
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precision posted:aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel! I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole! gotta listen to your BIG-time HARD-line BAD-luck FIST-gently caress!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:20 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole! ahahahahahaaaaa this works too well
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:42 |
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[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:44 |
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precision posted:[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY! lmao
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:46 |
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I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:47 |
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Bonzo posted:I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance. reported
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 17:23 |
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not a-BOUT! to see your LIGHT! and if you WANna find hell with ME! i can SHOW! you WHAT it's!!! A-WHAT it's LIIIIIIIIIIKE
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 17:28 |
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MAMA! Tell ya chil-dren not-to GO-MY-WAYYYYYYY
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 18:03 |
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DEAD I am the ONE!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:06 |
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crash IN the BACK of my drag-ULA
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:08 |
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with SO much drama in the L!bc it's kind of hard being snoop D-o DOUBle g!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:13 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 07:26 |
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Do do they OWE owe us-a LIVING yes they do of-a-COURSE THEY-do of course they loving do!!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:33 |