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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
first Lola Bunny and now this

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1484300984276901888

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jokes on them, I have a sneaker fetish

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
As a self identifying Yellow M&M I'm very happy MARS INC has finally shown us representation us M&Ms deserve. Many of my candy coated brothers and sisters have died at the front line for this day to come true.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I have a dream, that one day an M&M will not be judged by the exterior of their candy shell, but by the interior of their chocolate fill.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m all for inclusivity but I kinda feel like in the grand scale of things the green m&m being the horny one wasn’t really on anyone’s list of priorities?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nobody's been loving green m&m rear end in a top hat. she's been saving herself for marriage (w/ me)

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
or anyless

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I mean, you still CAN, she's just not going to be any fun

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i will gently caress a candy in sneakers i dont care

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
fine guess i gotta gently caress n suck three musketeers :smuggo:

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


she stil have lips that grip

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
The brown one is in heels still though, what does it MEAN

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


shake ya rear end but watch yaself but shake ya rear end, im gonna gently caress the green m&m

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Wtf is wrong with you guys. Just wear high heels yourself while you gently caress her.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


KakerMix posted:

The brown one is in heels still though, what does it MEAN

the glasses are fake, the brown m&m is an online sex worker

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


before anyone asks I DO NOT have her onlyfans address

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'd gently caress all the M&Ms tbh

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Not completely sure the yellow one is smart enough to consent, so maybe not that one

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
maybe YOU can't. coward

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


KakerMix posted:

The brown one is in heels still though, what does it MEAN

yeah they need to keep "la mamacita marrón " in the lineup to appeal to all demographics

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Not completely sure the yellow one is smart enough to consent, so maybe not that one

he knew santa was real all along soooo...

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Sexual chocolate

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Brother Tadger posted:

Sexual chocolate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wilkl gently caress any/all of them whether they want it or not I don;t give a poo poo

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
This was done entirely to generate hate clicks and it sucks. Death to capitalism.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big Beef City posted:

I wilkl gently caress any/all of them whether they want it or not I don;t give a poo poo

dude dont rape the m&ms theyre sapient creatures that aint cool

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Now the Mars corp can give themselves a pat on the back for this while their female employees no doubt make less than their male counterparts.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jose Oquendo posted:

Now the Mars corp can give themselves a pat on the back for this while their female employees no doubt make less than their male counterparts.

Yea, but it even out with all the free chocolate they eat :biotruths:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
M&Ms are a poo poo candy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EorayMel posted:

M&Ms are a poo poo candy

That's chocolate you moron.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


EorayMel posted:

M&Ms are a poo poo candy

its chocolate actually

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


beaten by vincent! nooo!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8A5o7U8GQ&t=120s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sid Vicious posted:

dude dont rape the m&ms theyre sapient creatures that aint cool

Not to me they ain't

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Chocolately goodness covered in a candy shell????

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


thats gross

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Green transitioned and then got sick of the creepy dudes so is dressing down. This is pretty normal, no biggie.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The Green M&M is gay with the Brown M&M. This isn't a joke post

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