What did Dio mean when he said

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Cannibal Llama: Jan 3, 2020; Cannibal Llama sounds like it could be a zany intentional throwback to mid OOs Penguin of Doom tier usernames but it also sounds like it could be the name of the lamest possible Metal Gear Solid boss so please don't make fun of it.

Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean oh don't you see what I mean.

No I don't see what you mean Mr Dio my only guess is that it's somehow related to cocaine but that seems too obvious.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; Can't post for 6 hours!

Dido > Dio

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Cannibal Llama: Jan 3, 2020; Cannibal Llama sounds like it could be a zany intentional throwback to mid OOs Penguin of Doom tier usernames but it also sounds like it could be the name of the lamest possible Metal Gear Solid boss so please don't make fun of it.

kntfkr posted:

Dido > Dio

While the legendary founder and Queen of Carthage is a fascinating figure as well as feminist symbol in modern Tunisia I honestly don't think she can really be compared to Ronnie James Dio the two aren't really similar at all also that doesn't really answer my question.

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Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

itsa me, dio!

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

itsa me, dio!

Dios mio!

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

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Number_6: Jul 23, 2006; BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine); Pillbug

Cannibal Llama posted:

Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean oh don't you see what I mean.

No I don't see what you mean Mr Dio my only guess is that it's somehow related to cocaine but that seems too obvious.

Dio's lyrics are so advanced they transcend the crude, corporeal limitations of current human language. We won't be able to appreciate their true meaning until we become beings of pure energy and thought.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its about hiring a male prostitute

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

he meant "prompt treatment of even minor bite wounds is necessary to prevent potentially life-threatening complications" op

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Tigers have black and orange stripes. It's a common belief that they're completely orange and the black stripes are just dirt, but Ronnie knows better.

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

he meant "prompt treatment of even minor bite wounds is necessary to prevent potentially life-threatening complications" op

god drat it this one wasnt me either!!!

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Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

ZA WORLDO

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

ZA WORLDO

Dio meant "The World" when he said this.

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Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

It's about cunnilingus. The tiger (a pussy) has, as all tigers do, cleaned itself through licking.

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Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

I cant find the episode but Fenriz on his FMP podcast said Dio looked like Carla from Cheers.

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Cannibal Llama posted:

Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean oh don't you see what I mean.

No I don't see what you mean Mr Dio my only guess is that it's somehow related to cocaine but that seems too obvious.

You see, the Man on the Silver Mountain saw a rainbow in the dark one day. He descended the mountain and met a Holy Diver, who told him tales of a land where they sang the songs of rock and roll, and he could feel it screaming in his mind.

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cptInsane0: Apr 11, 2007; ...and a clown with no head

The correct answer is on the forums from like 15 years ago. It's a long rant, but the only part I remember is, "It's about punching a baby square in the face because he may one day grow up to become a man who entertains the notion of possibly looking at you funny."

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