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If I had two identical sons and I tied them together to make one better son, thats fine, right?
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Jan 22, 2022 19:02
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Are they twins or do they just look alike?
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Jan 22, 2022 19:03
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Xenocides posted:Are they twins or do they just look alike? For convenience i will say actual twins
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Jan 22, 2022 19:04
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twins are the same its fine
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Jan 22, 2022 19:06
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you're not allowed to
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Jan 22, 2022 19:07
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Sid Vicious posted:twins are the same its fine They are going to be tied together for a while
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Jan 22, 2022 19:07
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Yeah they’re the same people. 
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Jan 22, 2022 19:07
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define "better"
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Jan 22, 2022 19:08
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Sir, you need to buy two tickets for those children, sir! *sees rope* Ah, my mistake sir, enjoy your journey.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:08
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Only if you're using them for self defense
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Jan 22, 2022 19:10
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Xaintrailles posted:Sir, you need to buy two tickets for those children, sir!
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Jan 22, 2022 19:10
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i absorbed my twin in the womb (not a dumb joke)
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Jan 22, 2022 19:13
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you'r all joking but this isn't loving fun y my dad tied me to my twin for 17 weeks it doesn't sound like a lot but try it sometime
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Jan 22, 2022 19:13
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Reenacting my favorite scene in Kill Bill: Vol. 1 as my favorite character, Gogo Yubari, with the help of my two small sons.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:14
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Opens Browser Clicks GBS Tying your sons together? Yes or No Now this is why I'm here.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:14
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Sid Vicious posted:i absorbed my twin in the womb (not a dumb joke) *Extremely David Attenborough voice* And here we see the rare Pre-natal Frativore searching for his next meal
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Jan 22, 2022 19:18
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Where did you make the knot
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Jan 22, 2022 19:19
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slave to my cravings posted:Where did you make the knot They are tied backward, neck to neck. If there are complaint im sure customs can be made Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 19:20
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They won't turn into a double son if they're still visible, you have to put a blanket over them and tap them with a magic wand
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Jan 22, 2022 19:28
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Greg of Doom posted:They are tied backward, neck to neck. The faces look down or into each other and the four arms flail like the ineffectual disabled limbs they are. The blind four legs scramble on sound a tactile failures
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Jan 22, 2022 19:32
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Greg of Doom posted:They are tied backward, neck to neck. Learn shibari or GTFO.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:33
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Xenocides posted:Learn shibari or GTFO. I knew what that was before I even saw Merzbow live for the first time with the notorious video
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Jan 22, 2022 19:37
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I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me
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Jan 22, 2022 19:42
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Big Beef City posted:I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me They should fight. I woild bind their hands from birth to be fists only the live eat the dead
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Jan 22, 2022 19:43
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Big Beef City posted:I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me Paper, rock, scissors, best two out of three.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:44
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I would avoid dental work on my sons so their teeth became poisoned like the Komodo Dragon
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Jan 22, 2022 19:47
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if you want them to be twice as useful you need to train one to stand on the other's shoulders while wearing a long coat so that they can do regular grown up things
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Jan 22, 2022 19:50
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poverty goat posted:if you want them to be twice as useful you need to train one to stand on the other's shoulders while wearing a long coat so that they can do regular grown up things They are grown men
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Jan 22, 2022 19:57
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Greg of Doom posted:They are grown men imagine how much more useful your giant son will be than the 2 regular sized ones
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Jan 22, 2022 19:59
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poverty goat posted:imagine how much more useful your giant son will be than the 2 regular sized ones Yea, this is the feeling I wish to feel by achieving my goal
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Jan 22, 2022 20:02
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Greg of Doom posted:They are grown men Debatable
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Jan 22, 2022 20:05
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You're going in the wrong direction OP. They have twins magic blood. Breed them and make more twins and have an army.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:06
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Big Beef City posted:Debatable Imagine two 18+ males doing a bend back, face to face, but then restrained that way forever and made to perform tasks like a beast.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:08
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Now imagine it non sexually and its my weak sons
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Jan 22, 2022 20:10
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I hate your drat sons
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Jan 22, 2022 20:12
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Big Beef City posted:I hate your drat sons Second time in a week I've agreed with a BBC post. This thread is cursed and the end times are nigh.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:25
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Extra helpings of beefaroni tonight for my two large sons, so they may clothesline the smaller children more easuly
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Jan 22, 2022 22:48
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By sons you mean balls right? And by tie together you mean stomp on.
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Jan 22, 2022 23:44
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It's going to take years of grueling, dedicated practice to master the sonchaku
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Jan 22, 2022 23:48
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I have three sons I collectively refer to as "my two sons" so that if I ever threaten to get rid of one, they know I'm deadly serious and completely capable (thanks to the spare son).
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