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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

\She believes in tarot carsd and desinty and all the bullshit assofciact==ted with it, she is a commie witch though. What is your communist sorcerer girlfriend like?

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
So we know shes fat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Thats wack man u should tell her to stop all that hullabaloo

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Greg of Doom posted:

So we know shes fat

Shes not and has gigantic boobs I can post them, they;re great man

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


nuketulsa posted:

Shes not and has gigantic boobs I can post them, they;re great man

I don't believe you

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

nuketulsa posted:

Shes not and has gigantic boobs I can post them, they;re great man

Whatever lets you sleep, its very sad to lie about love.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Roundup Ready posted:

I don't believe you

You mother fucker, I'll PM you

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Greg of Doom posted:

So we know shes fat

:lol:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I like fat ladies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nuketulsa posted:

Shes not and has gigantic boobs I can post them, they;re great man

pics or it didn't happen

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Sandwiches (usually) don't have political opinions, OP. They do make go romantic partners though

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
witches are fine

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

their just like every demographic.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

being a witch is like being into funko pops, it doesnt mean we can’t be friends but it’s kind of lame and it means their home decor is probably really bad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

being a witch is like being into funko pops, it doesnt mean we can’t be friends but it’s kind of lame and it means their home decor is probably really bad

candles and black carpet isn't that bad

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im a heathen (:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

OP lit the black flame candle.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Also I think witches are all technically married to satan, so good luck competing wit that big devil penis

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Also I think witches are all technically married to satan, so good luck competing wit that big devil penis

witches have absolutely no connection to christian theology

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

witches have absolutely no connection to christian theology

aside from their parents maybe

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i think it’s cool to have a prominent spiritual tradition in america that isn’t centered on the supremacy of the divine masculine (all abrahamic religions)

i pray to the moon and no one can’t stop me :cool:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

nuketulsa posted:

\She believes in tarot carsd and desinty and all the bullshit assofciact==ted with it, she is a commie witch though. What is your communist sorcerer girlfriend like?

You can't be a communist and believe in fate. Or rather, you can but you have to be a communist who wants to destroy fate because fate is calvinistic.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 22, 2022

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ocean Book posted:

i pray to the moon and no one can’t stop me :cool:

Except a wizard master, perhaps

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Your girlfriend is a ditch

Stupid autocorrect

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger posted:

Except a wizard master, perhaps

he hasn't posted here yet, so, who knows

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
my girlfriend is a switch

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


nintendo or sexually or?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

nintendo or sexually or?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxOEPBO4OqA

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

nintendo or sexually or?

There are nintendo fans out there who are so devoted that I would call them nintendosexual.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Yaldabaoth posted:

There are nintendo fans out there who are so devoted that I would call them nintendosexual.

nin/ten/doself

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
started as a bottom, now i'm here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

nin/ten/doself

lol

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

My wife is a giblet head.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

nin/ten/doself

Still disappointed that no one tried to make an off-brand vibrator add-on for the Wii.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Ocean Book posted:

i think it’s cool to have a prominent spiritual tradition in america that isn’t centered on the supremacy of the divine masculine (all abrahamic religions)

i pray to the moon and no one can’t stop me :cool:

:actually:
Even the dang catholic catechism denies that god has a gender or sex.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Magick is real I wouldnt mess with her

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Weka posted:

:actually:
Even the dang catholic catechism denies that god has a gender or sex.

People who say the abrahamic god doesn't have a gender or sex are trying to shift people's attention away from the fact that the bible clearly states he is a misogynistic and xenophobic male.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

A while back I was reading Puritan-era accounts of witchcraft cases by Increase and Cotton Mather among others, and one of the most interesting elements to me was that some women accused of witchcraft would not only eagerly confess to whatever they were accused of but then make up even more elaborate and gruesome things to confess to. Maybe it was worth it to get a bit of independence and power for once even though they knew they would be executed?

Also, the modern portrayal of house hauntings in American horror films derives so much from Puritan accounts of demonic activity like Richard Chamberlayne’s Lithobolia. It’s kind of wild reading it and seeing the bones of movies like Poltergeist, Insidious, etc. This stuff is baked into American culture in very interesting ways

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

People who say the abrahamic god doesn't have a gender or sex are trying to shift people's attention away from the fact that the bible clearly states he is a misogynistic and xenophobic male.

You torture one Job and this is how they treat you?

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You torture one Job and this is how they treat you?

Seriously, though. Jesus outright refers to God as his father. Are you going to call the son of God a liar?

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