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The last time I saw an alien spacecraft was right above Integris on NW Expressway in OKC, when was the last time you encountered or saw aliens?
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nuketulsa posted:The last time I saw an alien spacecraft was right above Integris on NW Expressway in OKC, when was the last time you encountered or saw aliens? I once saw a Mexican
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Jan 22, 2022 21:44
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Yeah, I saw an alien. One of the green ones
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Jan 22, 2022 21:44
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Badactura posted:Yeah, I saw an alien. One of the green ones i dont believe you
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Jan 22, 2022 21:46
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I saw a really bright light at night at a lake in southern Indiana when I was a kid. It appeared for an impossibly short period of time before disappearing. I swear I was standing in a different spot than I was before the flash. It probably was just, I dunno, some natural phenomenon.
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Jan 22, 2022 21:58
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I saw a really bright light at night at a lake in southern Indiana when I was a kid. It appeared for an impossibly short period of time before disappearing. I swear I was standing in a different spot than I was before the flash. It probably was just, I dunno, some natural phenomenon. Man thats hosed up
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Jan 22, 2022 22:00
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I saw some aliens while being probed but other than that no encounters. 
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Jan 22, 2022 22:02
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I've never seen a space alien but I have fingered one of those trans dimensional lizard chicks, but I didn't get in the illuminati. 
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Jan 22, 2022 22:03
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I saw some aliens walking down the street one day as I blew past them on an empty highway, didn't believe what I had sawed at first, had to kick the Ford into reverse, hit it so hard i could smell rubber, overpowering the smell of Coors barf in the passenger seat and my own burnt up hairs, I pulled backwards up next them aliens and I yelled "BALD HEADS! THEY AINT GOT NO HAIR!"
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Jan 22, 2022 22:05
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Jan 22, 2022 22:06
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nuketulsa posted:Man thats hosed up There were like a dozen witnesses too. Nobody else reported being teleported though.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:08
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Aliens are dumb af? They came to this planet to cast magic spells but magic doesn't exist on earth, but it does on their own planet. They thought magic would be more potent here but it's actually the opposite, if they can mess up something that simple then they have no business messing around in space. They need to stay on their own planet practicing Wizardry
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Jan 22, 2022 22:09
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Nigmaetcetera posted:There were like a dozen witnesses too. Nobody else reported being teleported though. Man thats hosed up
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Jan 22, 2022 22:10
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i sawr the space car
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Jan 22, 2022 22:17
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I saw a UFO and I was high It was still a UFO
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Jan 22, 2022 22:18
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one time I saw a light out the window. Not shining into it but one outside like an airplane or a star. It moved really weird, up, down. Like nothing I ever saw before. Weird. I woke up the next morning and realized I live in a city and it was spot light on a helicopter
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Jan 22, 2022 22:34
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I took too much lsd on accident and then all of a sudden I was inside a weird egg/womblike thing that contained the universe. Aliens then peeked their heads through cracks in the egg from other universes to stare at me. Then they mooned me. Getting mooned by juvenile(?) aliens: 10/10.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:53
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Xmaspigs posted:I took too much lsd on accident and then all of a sudden I was inside a weird egg/womblike thing that contained the universe. Aliens then peeked their heads through cracks in the egg from other universes to stare at me. Then they mooned me. how does one take too much LSD on accident?
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Jan 22, 2022 22:54
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I poured some beer into an empty vial and drank it a couple times. A few minutes later I'm looking at the empty vial and it's covered in half dissolved chunks of crystal. I realized I hosed up and then my whole vision was woodgrains. I had no choice but to ride it out. I've washed vials before so I was expecting it to be somewhat milder. It was from a really concentrated, strong batch. Xmaspigs fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 23:15
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Xmaspigs posted:I poured some beer into an empty vial and drank it a couple times. A few minutes later I'm looking at the empty vial and it's covered in half dissolved chunks of crystal. I realized I hosed up and then my whole vision was woodgrains. I had no choice but to ride it out. got it. you are an idiot and a bad drug dealer
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Jan 22, 2022 23:16
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I have actually never sold drugs. Don't plan on it at all really. Am I an idiot? Ya. Not a drug dealer though, I just happen to like some drugs and having high quality stashes of them from time to time. Pretty sober atm really.
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Jan 22, 2022 23:20
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Xmaspigs posted:I have actually never sold drugs. Don't plan on it at all really. Am I an idiot? Ya. Not a drug dealer though, I just happen to like some drugs and having high quality stashes of them from time to time. Pretty sober atm really. loving loser
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Jan 22, 2022 23:21
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I have no desire to see an alien. If I see one, whatever, I don’t care.
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Jan 22, 2022 23:22
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I have no desire to see an alien. If I see one, whatever, I don’t care. Mumpy Puffinz posted:loving loser
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Jan 22, 2022 23:23
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i live with cats so i see them every day, OP
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Jan 22, 2022 23:33
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sootikins posted:i live with cats so i see them every day, OP https://youtu.be/NivYD_fQ1dE
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Jan 22, 2022 23:34
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one time i was hanging out on the roof of the hospital i used to work at and i saw a gray blob come into the atmosphere and head out into the gulf of mexico. that was pretty neat. probably nothing.
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Jan 23, 2022 00:03
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yeah i was pretty active on the alien encounters section on craigslist before it was shut down
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Jan 23, 2022 00:06
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Mozi posted:yeah i was pretty active on the alien encounters section on craigslist before it was shut down get any hits?
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Jan 23, 2022 00:06
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let's just say the "little" grey men are egregiously misnamed
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Jan 23, 2022 00:09
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Oh, I got to go on the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounterat Epcot Center before they reskinned it to be about Lilo and Stitch, it was scary as gently caress and I think it should count as an actual alien abduction for the purposes of this thread.
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Jan 23, 2022 00:13
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i gently caress and suck ebery single grey in existence and its the only thing protec ting earth from all out war but my rear end and pussy ajd throat hurt real bad a lot
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Jan 23, 2022 00:15
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Sid Vicious posted:i gently caress and suck ebery single grey in existence and its the only thing protec ting earth from all out war but my rear end and pussy ajd throat hurt real bad a lot 
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Jan 23, 2022 00:15
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Mozi posted:let's just say the "little" grey men are egregiously misnamed are they not grey, or little, or men. Details man. Cough em up
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Jan 23, 2022 00:16
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will no one else step up to the plate and gently caress tue greys for ahwile i think i need to go to a physiotherapist
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Jan 23, 2022 00:17
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Sid Vicious posted:will no one else step up to the plate and gently caress tue greys for ahwile i think i need to go to a physiotherapist You get that boi puss back out there goddammit
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Jan 23, 2022 00:21
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:are they not grey, or little, or men. Details man. Cough em up man the last time i was probed like this was, well...
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Jan 23, 2022 00:46
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I saw some swamp gas last Tuesday, a little green policeman even stepped out of it to assure me that's a proper government gas and not to worry.
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Jan 23, 2022 00:58
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I went to a 24 hour convenience store at 2am in the middle of nowhere. Dead as far as you could see. Except the five grey aliens chugging PBRs and talking about the Superbowl. Then they rounded on me asking about my thoughts on it. When I pointed out we don't have that here they just kept going, "ugh! Ugh bruh!" Then one of them tazed another and they all laughed and then said they need to be back home before their parents find out.
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I wish I got abducted by an alien op so I could get away from this shithole planet.
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