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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Thats right, i am dating a Nintendo :c00l:

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can i gently caress your gf

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

drat, constantly fiddled with in public by greasy nerds

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

needs to have a vibrator attached to work

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Thats right, i am dating a Nintendo :c00l:

reported for pedophilia

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

reported for pedophilia
ACTUALLY she is the soul of a 133 year old company that is just currently trapped in a 5 year old console

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


https://twitter.com/sidvicioussa/status/1485030027997720580?s=21

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

ACTUALLY she is the soul of a 133 year old company that is just currently trapped in a 5 year old console

lol

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

hey lets play some smash

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Blowing on that indo, GameCube, Nintendo

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
Bet she's good at drifting

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Very proud of you nooner

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Does your WIFE know? I don't want to put my foot in my mouth when I see her later.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Never Change Sid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


staberind posted:

Never Change Sid.

i promise i wont

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nooner posted:

ACTUALLY she is the soul of a 133 year old company that is just currently trapped in a 5 year old console

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Blowing on that indo, GameCube, Nintendo

5% tint so you can't see up in my window

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Yaldabaoth posted:

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

thats not very funny, to me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

get lost and come back when you learn how to do jokes

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yaldabaoth posted:

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

oh haha yeah totally

*slowly backing away and frantically dialing 911*

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



glad you found love op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

huh














word?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Peggy Edson posted:

oh haha yeah totally

*slowly backing away and frantically dialing 911*

I don't play the game, I avoid it for that very reason.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
My girlfriend is a lich

That's right I'm dating

Rahm Emanuel

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
Mine too, but it works out because sometimes I like to feel in charge, and other times I prefer when they take control

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I had a Switch girlfriend too OP. But I upgraded her to Bluetooth.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I had a Switch girlfriend too OP. But I upgraded her to Bluetooth.

gross

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I'm more of, like, an introverted extrovert, ya know? Like, ya.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
She beats your rear end for disobeying her?

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
do you guys do it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ocean Book posted:

do you guys do it?

of course. Do you?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

of course. Do you?

Wow, gross.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

loving prude

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


As a genuine bdsm switch I find this act of cultural appropriation offensive. Apologize or it will be a paddling.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sex is natural you goon

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Sex is for after marriage you heathens.

Xenocides posted:

As a genuine bdsm switch

Switches aren't just a BDSM thing. I have been told.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i thought it was you would do the butt or take it innthe butt. but i guess it makes sense as dom or sub too?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Xenocides posted:

As a genuine bdsm switch I find this act of cultural appropriation offensive. Apologize or it will be a paddling.

I want to diminish your intelligence or threaten you with violence, but I think you might like it

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Sid Vicious posted:

i thought it was you would do the butt or take it innthe butt. but i guess it makes sense as dom or sub too?

Dom, Sub, Switch are separate from Top, Bottom and Vers. Mix and match as ya want!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


syntaxfunction posted:

Dom, Sub, Switch are separate from Top, Bottom and Vers. Mix and match as ya want!

thank you i learned something today (:

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