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BULLETIN: Flavored toothpicks to replace electric blanket among epic accoutrements effective immediately: Hello to the posters and yes, even the haters and clout chasers. Due to the electric blanket breaking yet again, and being unable to find the receipt, flavored toothpick are to replace the electric blanket effective immediately until further notice. "flavored totothpick on lock, yeti on tip, 16 cores and they're about ready to rip" Is the new watchword. Other accoutrements including the $800 chair are still in play. Pictured below please find the new accoutrements sitting atop the $800 chair. 
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Jan 23, 2022 18:59
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the haters and clout chasers will never stop trying to ice you stay warm op
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Jan 23, 2022 19:04
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Smugworth posted:the haters and clout chasers will never stop trying to ice you That's why I'm a little worried about going without the electric blakey.. Hopefully some of the epic cinnamon picks mniught heat off the haters...
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Jan 23, 2022 19:08
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My name is styls trill epic. I知 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I値l put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. "Flavored totothpick on lock, yeti on tip, 16 cores and they're about ready to rip" Is the new watchword.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:17
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beer gas canister posted:My name is styls trill epic. I知 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I値l put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. "Flavored totothpick on lock, yeti on tip, 16 cores and they're about ready to rip" Is the new watchword. No you see that we aint able to hate now are we
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Jan 23, 2022 20:05
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I've some toothpicks coming from amazon that are suppose to be very spicy indeed
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Jan 23, 2022 20:12
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what will he buy next
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Jan 23, 2022 20:13
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Flavored toothpick diet seems cheap but unhealthy
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Jan 23, 2022 20:13
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kntfkr posted:what will he buy next despite the haters, my expense outflow has remained quite modest. Please recall that the Yeti and Electric blanket were both christmas gifts. The $800 chair was received in new condition from craigslist for a meter $100, effectively a positive dollar outflow. Now of course, the sixteen cores is where things get a little dicy. About 2500 out the door on that but I was replacing my 10 year old computer. as to the toothpicks, we are looking at a relatively small expense here considering these beauties are about $4 per pack and will keep you chewing for days. You should have seen the guitar I was eyeing. It was a used 1700$ guitar for 1100$. To all accounts it might still be available...
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Jan 23, 2022 20:17
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I am by no means a "three olives" type character. Of that you can be assured. However when epic deals arise...
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Jan 23, 2022 20:19
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make sure you dont kee it in your mouth if youre doing parkour this kid jordan had toothepick in his mouth when he was did parkour and it went thro iugh his cheek!!!
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Jan 23, 2022 20:23
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Sid Vicious posted:make sure you dont kee it in your mouth if youre doing parkour this kid jordan had toothepick in his mouth when he was did parkour and it went thro iugh his cheek!!! Thank you sid. I will keep that in mind
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Jan 23, 2022 20:24
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just want you to stay safe
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Jan 23, 2022 20:26
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Sid Vicious posted:just want you to stay safe like I said, it is appreciated.
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Jan 23, 2022 20:26
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sorry about your blanket dude, how is a flavoured toothpick keeping you warm?
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Jan 23, 2022 20:31
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:sorry about your blanket dude, how is a flavoured toothpick keeping you warm? Burning/tingling sensation can approximate warmth. Also yeti full of tea on tip as well to warm the insides.
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Jan 23, 2022 20:33
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They like the clouty
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Jan 23, 2022 21:24
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Toothpick with peppermint guts... The yeti on tip is a must...
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Jan 23, 2022 22:12
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eagerly awaiting op to remake this gif
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Jan 23, 2022 22:51
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beer gas canister posted:My name is styls trill epic. I知 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I値l put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. "Flavored totothpick on lock, yeti on tip, 16 cores and they're about ready to rip" Is the new watchword. Christ, now I can't unhear everything Le Epic Poster types in Patrick Bateman's voice. Which sucks because he's even shittier than Patrick Bateman.
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Jan 23, 2022 23:05
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Yaldabaoth posted:Christ, now I can't unhear everything Le Epic Poster types in Patrick Bateman's voice. Which sucks because he's even shittier than Patrick Bateman. Someone hang op's avatar under the haters and clout chasers column
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Jan 23, 2022 23:12
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styls trill epic posted:I am by no means a "three olives" type character. Of that you can be assured. However when epic deals arise... What do you mean by three olives? I don't understand this reference! Styls trill epic's mania and impulsivity is a lot more charming and also cooler than Patrick Bateman.
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Jan 23, 2022 23:14
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I think it would be cool to chew on TWO flavored toothpicks. Like a low key modern art walrus. You could even chew two different flavors at the same time and make a little spit cocktail in you池e own mouth. 
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Jan 23, 2022 23:57
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Do they hold their flavour? I have a bad habit of chewing coffee stirrers while I work.
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Jan 24, 2022 00:10
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goatface posted:Do they hold their flavour? I have a bad habit of chewing coffee stirrers while I work. Op theyre a thing of wonder. They hold flavor through and through. even if you chew it to splinters
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Jan 24, 2022 00:10
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Smugworth posted:eagerly awaiting op to remake this gif yup. exactly this
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Jan 24, 2022 00:11
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Smugworth posted:eagerly awaiting op to remake this gif it's long awaited
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Jan 24, 2022 00:11
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styls trill epic posted:Op theyre a thing of wonder. They hold flavor through and through. even if you chew it to splinters do you eat the splinters are they adeictive im not sure how these toothpicks work but I'm considering purchasing a pack if it will up my posting game
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Jan 24, 2022 00:17
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Smugworth posted:do you eat the splinters I dont eat the splinters personally. I dont know if there technically addictive but they're certenaly habit forming at the very least.
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Jan 24, 2022 00:18
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did you ever stick a flavored toothpick up your rear end and could you taste it?
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Jan 24, 2022 00:19
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:did you ever stick a flavored toothpick up your rear end and could you taste it? No to the first part OP. Therefore I unfortunately can't help you with regards to the second part
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Jan 24, 2022 00:21
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