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Jan 25, 2022 00:07
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here's the thing: i just want to game. what the hell is an atx radeon 79000 and how do u know if its better than a gtx geforce nitro 7320
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Jan 25, 2022 00:11
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do computer people just know oh that card has better ray tracing capability but the max frame rate is a little lower than this one. just by the serial number of the thing. do they just have a mental invenotry of all the cards in their head. how many gigabytes do i need
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Jan 25, 2022 00:13
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beer pal posted:any of yall ever buy computer ya i bought a laptop it was on sale (a good price but NOT a deal!!!) it had a graphics card that wasn't a million years old and a processor that was not brand new but still modern enough, also it had ram and room for more ram and storage space later i bought more ram and more storage space and made it all SSD instead of a SSD/HDD split my goals when buying were "i want to be able to play games that were released five years ago" and "i want it to boot and launch programs fast" so i didn't worry too much about getting the bestest fastest shiniest stuff
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Jan 25, 2022 00:17
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can i just go into best buy and say give me the good computer please
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Jan 25, 2022 00:20
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do u have a microcenter oP |
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Jan 25, 2022 01:52
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my center is of statistically average size thank yyou very much
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Jan 25, 2022 02:11
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is it really even a computer without flashing l.e.d.'s?
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Jan 25, 2022 02:30
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time to check my email i think to myself as a powerful kaleidoscope of colours washes across my face.
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Jan 25, 2022 02:31
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me: i’d like to a purchase a really good computer that’s also cool. salesman: check this baby out [computer with a bunch of different color LEDs flashing] me: no, i mean like an “i’m cool” one |
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Jan 25, 2022 03:28
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every computer i have ever bought has been a 'small business computer' because you can usually get really good specs and hardware without the GAMERPC price and million blinky lights
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Jan 25, 2022 03:33
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apparently like serious cad or video editing is really common for smol businesspeople or something and that makes computer work hard like when it make game go or small businesspeople are actually jsut gaming
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Jan 25, 2022 03:34
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beer pal posted:my center is of statistically average size thank yyou very much 
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Jan 25, 2022 04:27
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Jan 25, 2022 04:37
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computer? what about eduputer or orgputer or bizputwr
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Jan 25, 2022 04:37
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avoid computer at all costs OP. the 3DS is 3D. think about it
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Jan 25, 2022 04:52
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They keep changing the numbers so they don't make sense, but don't buy a GeForce card with too high of a number or you will get launched into space.
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Jan 25, 2022 09:04
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If you're not gonna play computer games then get a mac, op. Make sure you get the apple care and bring the platinum amex or whatever gets you nice stuff if you spend too much money.
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Jan 25, 2022 10:10
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nut posted:computer? what about eduputer or orgputer or bizputwr coukputer |
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Jan 25, 2022 15:16
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beer pal posted:here's the thing: i just want to game. what the hell is an atx radeon 79000 and how do u know if its better than a gtx geforce nitro 7320 i'm a computer toucher by trade but i can't be arsed with all the garphics cards shenanigans and malarkey. last time i needed to upgrade, i looked at the big list of graphics cards on tom's hardware and picked the one highest up the list that had the lowest price, if that makes sense
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Jan 25, 2022 15:51
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i hardly know er
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Jan 25, 2022 16:39
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm a computer toucher by trade but i can't be arsed with all the garphics cards shenanigans and malarkey. last time i needed to upgrade, i looked at the big list of graphics cards on tom's hardware and picked the one highest up the list that had the lowest price, if that makes sense did that computr make gaem go if so then good computer fr you |
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Jan 25, 2022 17:26
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some people when getting a computer don't even ask the computer's name. they are so interested in megahertz and flippyflops they don't take the time to consider what it takes to be in a long term relationship. that requires trust, and commitment, and friendship. you're gonna have to open up and be vulnerable to your computer, op, if you want this marriage to work.
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Jan 25, 2022 18:04
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Manifisto posted:some people when getting a computer don't even ask the computer's name. they are so interested in megahertz and flippyflops they don't take the time to consider what it takes to be in a long term relationship. that requires trust, and commitment, and friendship. you're gonna have to open up and be vulnerable to your computer, op, if you want this marriage to work. I make sure to give my computer hugs, and also have the anniversary date in my calendar. This year I've got them a voucher for an all expenses paid Spa day including exfoliation, cleansing of the coolant system, and professional case makeover! |
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Jan 25, 2022 18:29
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Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game. Me, a shrewd consumer: But does it have specs? Salesman: (visibly sweating) drat, you weren't supposed to ask that. It has...three specs. Me: I think we both know I could get four specs for that price. Salesman: I'll throw in an anime tiddy mousepad and we'll forget this ever happened. Me: Deal. |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:17
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guy who never washes his computer |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:24
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drat man, wash your computer. your computer stinks! when was the last time you wash that poo poo? |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:27
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stank rear end computer (due to not washing) |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:27
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what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting
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Jan 25, 2022 20:30
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Manifisto posted:what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting i run my X-TREME gaming rig through the SUPER ULTIMATE wash at ULTRA MAXIMUM temperature
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Jan 25, 2022 20:40
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google THIS posted:Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game. |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:54
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i personally don't believe in computer, sorry op |
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Jan 25, 2022 20:54
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google THIS posted:Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game.
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Jan 25, 2022 22:38
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see ya got your computer thats for doing the excel and the email and looking at something awful dot com but ove r here theres the other thing the playstation. thats where grand theft auto goes ---------------- |
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Jan 26, 2022 04:38
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bad guy posted:drat man, wash your computer. your computer stinks! when was the last time you wash that poo poo? Wet rear end Puter |
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Jan 26, 2022 04:50
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If you want to make sure it's a serious gaming rig check for a logo the size of a night light that glows and a water cooling system. |
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Jan 26, 2022 04:52
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computers are just rocks that the devil taught to do math
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Jan 26, 2022 09:47
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Escape From Noise posted:Wet rear end Puter |
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Jan 26, 2022 14:59
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Manifisto posted:what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting hand wash the way grandma used to do |
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Jan 26, 2022 14:59
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in France they only wash their computers once a week 😂 |
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Jan 26, 2022 15:00
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