Farting Out Own Dick? Have YOU?

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Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Seems really bad in reality when I just looked it up now

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:09

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 14:24

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

I think cum qualifies. It smells like poo poo and serves no purpose.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:11

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Peggy Edson posted:

I think cum qualifies. It smells like poo poo and serves no purpose.

You cumming on a hot womans 6 pack abs: Frt frt ffftftfttftf fart

Thats not right at all

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:12

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I keep one of those black metal paper binder clips on the end of mine at all times to prevent this embarrassment, op

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:14

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

I keep one of those black metal paper binder clips on the end of mine at all times to prevent this embarrassment, op

If you stand them on their silver handles they are the Yep yepyepyepyep guys from Sesame Street

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:15

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top.

I couldn�t stop laughing.

She said it was a queef, but it was a fart.

on my balls

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:17

muntl: Feb 3, 2003

One time they put a tube up my pee pee and into my bladder so they could fill my bladder with air to check for scars or something. I had air coming out my dilz for a couple days after that. I think that qualifies.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:18

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top.

I couldn�t stop laughing.

She said it was a queef, but it was a fart.

on my balls

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:23

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Urethral Prolapse

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:30

mkvltra: Nov 1, 2020

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top.

I couldn�t stop laughing.

She said it was a queef, but it was a fart.

Greg of Doom posted:

You cumming on a hot womans 6 pack abs: Frt frt ffftftfttftf fart

Thats not right at all

LMAO

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:30

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

I feel like farting out your dick probably signifies some sort of internal issue you should probably have looked at.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:32

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i can make my dick make a farting noise. it is not v difficult op

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:38

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I feel like farting out your dick probably signifies some sort of internal issue you should probably have looked at.

Yeah its like ulcers that lead to fistulas

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:42

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQZ08WagLIc

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:48

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

can I post about my spicy poop itt?

I had spicy af barbacoa tacos on sunday night and it came back with a loving vengeance today

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:49

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Peggy Edson posted:

can I post about my spicy poop itt?

I had spicy af barbacoa tacos on sunday night and it came back with a loving vengeance today

Has to be a decent piss quota in actual volume and wordage

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:51

Langolas: Feb 12, 2011; My mustache makes me sexy, not the hat

You can fart out your own dick

Develop a fistula that connects your intestines to your bladder. Ta da! Intestine gas goes into your bladder! Also don't google image search fistulas, its a bad road to take

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:56

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Langolas posted:

You can fart out your own dick

Develop a fistula that connects your intestines to your bladder. Ta da! Intestine gas goes into your bladder! Also don't google image search fistulas, its a bad road to take

I addressed this earlier

Thank you for adding the dont look

# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:57

Langolas: Feb 12, 2011; My mustache makes me sexy, not the hat

Greg of Doom posted:

I addressed this earlier

Thank you for adding the dont look

I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term.

I'd describe dick farts as an unfulfilling orgasm of fart gas from the dick. But definitely don't google image it folks, it can be not pretty if you are squeamish.

We had to do the bladder scope to find out there was a hole leaking gasses into my bladder which was actually incredibly interesting at the time... except for the whole scope in the dick.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:07

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

Langolas posted:

I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term.

I'd describe dick farts as an unfulfilling orgasm of fart gas from the dick. But definitely don't google image it folks, it can be not pretty if you are squeamish.

We had to do the bladder scope to find out there was a hole leaking gasses into my bladder which was actually incredibly interesting at the time... except for the whole scope in the dick.

Thank you

Please share more if you can.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:09

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

muntl posted:

One time they put a tube up my pee pee and into my bladder so they could fill my bladder with air to check for scars or something. I had air coming out my dilz for a couple days after that. I think that qualifies.

That's the only thing that DOES qualify

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:10

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

F.O.O.D.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 06:51

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

You telling me that farts are stored in the balls? What the gently caress man.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 18:23

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Langolas posted:

I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term.

I'd describe dick farts as an unfulfilling orgasm of fart gas from the dick. But definitely don't google image it folks, it can be not pretty if you are squeamish.

We had to do the bladder scope to find out there was a hole leaking gasses into my bladder which was actually incredibly interesting at the time... except for the whole scope in the dick.

well

gross

# ? Jan 29, 2022 18:31

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Farting out you're dick sounds dangerously like tugging

# ? Jan 29, 2022 19:31

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Colonel Cancer posted:

Farting out you're dick sounds dangerously like tugging

Fartuggin

# ? Jan 29, 2022 19:52

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Seen blood in my semen.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:04

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

If the doc messes up when taking out a catheter you can then pass air out of your penis too.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:02

Mechanical Pencil: Feb 19, 2013; by vyelkin

Hammerite posted:

i can make my dick make a farting noise. it is not v difficult op

Same.

It's a pocito sfrrpp noise

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:58

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Does it count if I shoot other people's farts out of there?

# ? Jan 30, 2022 06:29

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I ate a bag of pistachios on a long drive once and kept farting these robust, sweet, hot farts up the side of my balls, like they were so strong they would flop my dick to one side of the other. I went to take a piss and I could smell my farty dick the second I pulled out my sweatpants elastic. It was overwhelming, I could feel the farts in the car, but the pants were keeping them in like a zipped up sleeping bag. The bathroom actually stank until the morning, over scented soaps and air freshener. Fuckin still love pistachios until this day tho. :munch:

# ? Jan 30, 2022 06:47

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Zeluth posted:

Seen blood in my semen.

How droll. Come back when there's semen in your blood.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 08:21

Nice Tuckpointing!: Nov 3, 2005

Yup, after the post-surgery catheter was removed. Turns out they put a little air in the bladder to get the tube in. First time peeing was normal until the very end, and riiiiiip. Very strange to hear that noise coming out of that end. I think I also squealed in fright.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 16:15