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Seems really bad in reality when I just looked it up now
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:09 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:43 |
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I think cum qualifies. It smells like poo poo and serves no purpose.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:11 |
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Peggy Edson posted:I think cum qualifies. It smells like poo poo and serves no purpose. You cumming on a hot womans 6 pack abs: Frt frt ffftftfttftf fart Thats not right at all
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:12 |
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I keep one of those black metal paper binder clips on the end of mine at all times to prevent this embarrassment, op
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:14 |
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Big Beef City posted:I keep one of those black metal paper binder clips on the end of mine at all times to prevent this embarrassment, op If you stand them on their silver handles they are the Yep yepyepyepyep guys from Sesame Street
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:15 |
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A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top. I couldn’t stop laughing. She said it was a queef, but it was a fart. on my balls
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:17 |
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One time they put a tube up my pee pee and into my bladder so they could fill my bladder with air to check for scars or something. I had air coming out my dilz for a couple days after that. I think that qualifies.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:18 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:23 |
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Urethral Prolapse
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:30 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:A girl farted on my balls once while she was on top. Greg of Doom posted:You cumming on a hot womans 6 pack abs: Frt frt ffftftfttftf fart LMAO
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:30 |
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I feel like farting out your dick probably signifies some sort of internal issue you should probably have looked at.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:32 |
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i can make my dick make a farting noise. it is not v difficult op
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:38 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I feel like farting out your dick probably signifies some sort of internal issue you should probably have looked at. Yeah its like ulcers that lead to fistulas
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQZ08WagLIc
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:48 |
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can I post about my spicy poop itt? I had spicy af barbacoa tacos on sunday night and it came back with a loving vengeance today
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:49 |
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Peggy Edson posted:can I post about my spicy poop itt? Has to be a decent piss quota in actual volume and wordage
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:51 |
You can fart out your own dick Develop a fistula that connects your intestines to your bladder. Ta da! Intestine gas goes into your bladder! Also don't google image search fistulas, its a bad road to take
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 16:56 |
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Langolas posted:You can fart out your own dick I addressed this earlier Thank you for adding the dont look
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Greg of Doom posted:I addressed this earlier I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term. I'd describe dick farts as an unfulfilling orgasm of fart gas from the dick. But definitely don't google image it folks, it can be not pretty if you are squeamish. We had to do the bladder scope to find out there was a hole leaking gasses into my bladder which was actually incredibly interesting at the time... except for the whole scope in the dick.
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Langolas posted:I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term. Thank you Please share more if you can.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:09 |
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muntl posted:One time they put a tube up my pee pee and into my bladder so they could fill my bladder with air to check for scars or something. I had air coming out my dilz for a couple days after that. I think that qualifies. That's the only thing that DOES qualify
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:10 |
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F.O.O.D.
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 06:51 |
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You telling me that farts are stored in the balls? What the gently caress man.
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 18:23 |
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Langolas posted:I didn't realize they gave this thing a full name! I can definitely say it is not a fun experience... from experience. Now I gotta go dig up my medical records from over a decade ago to see if they labeled it urethral prolapse or another term. well gross
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 18:31 |
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Farting out you're dick sounds dangerously like tugging
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 19:31 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Farting out you're dick sounds dangerously like tugging Fartuggin
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 19:52 |
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Seen blood in my semen.
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:04 |
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If the doc messes up when taking out a catheter you can then pass air out of your penis too.
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:02 |
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Hammerite posted:i can make my dick make a farting noise. it is not v difficult op Same. It's a pocito sfrrpp noise
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# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:58 |
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Does it count if I shoot other people's farts out of there?
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 06:29 |
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I ate a bag of pistachios on a long drive once and kept farting these robust, sweet, hot farts up the side of my balls, like they were so strong they would flop my dick to one side of the other. I went to take a piss and I could smell my farty dick the second I pulled out my sweatpants elastic. It was overwhelming, I could feel the farts in the car, but the pants were keeping them in like a zipped up sleeping bag. The bathroom actually stank until the morning, over scented soaps and air freshener. Fuckin still love pistachios until this day tho.
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 06:47 |
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Zeluth posted:Seen blood in my semen. How droll. Come back when there's semen in your blood.
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 08:21 |
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Yup, after the post-surgery catheter was removed. Turns out they put a little air in the bladder to get the tube in. First time peeing was normal until the very end, and riiiiiip. Very strange to hear that noise coming out of that end. I think I also squealed in fright.
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 16:15 |
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After a vasectomy it's all you can do
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 17:31 |
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If your balls fart then you can potentially do a piss burp out of your rear end AND dick
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 17:32 |
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A CRAB IRL posted:If your balls fart then you can potentially do a piss burp out of your rear end AND dick That sounds completely reasonable.
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# ? Jan 30, 2022 20:49 |
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Farting out of a dick, that's nothing, when I rub my dick for a while it gets motion sickness and vomits custard.
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# ? Jan 31, 2022 15:27 |
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saw semen in my blood
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# ? Jan 31, 2022 15:43 |
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farts dont come from the dick..
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# ? Jan 31, 2022 15:46 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:farts dont come from the dick.. What the hell…?
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