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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


They aint kidding about hot when you chew.

Oh its a hot one. 7 inches from the mid-day sun
haters punching the air on the run

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamn, are you sure you have enough cores? :thunkin:

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Goddamn, are you sure you have enough cores? :thunkin:

sixteen up and humming OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

drat that's a hot hairy beaver you got there

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Strange man moaning in the dead of night
Take these chewed picks and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to cry

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Be careful OP. One time I tried a really strong cinnamon toothpaste and it was so intense it made my tongue bleed. Just looking out for you OP.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Be careful OP. One time I tried a really strong cinnamon toothpaste and it was so intense it made my tongue bleed. Just looking out for you OP.

Thank you OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the air is my bitch and i will punch it as much as i like.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

smooth

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
love to go to the flavor forest and have a beaver shove his hot! wood in my mouth

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

wow

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Stronger flavored cinnamon beavers killed my parents. Thanks a lot for the reminder OP

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
i visited the dentist today

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have to tell you op you actually did open my clout chasing eyes to these today I didn't know they made flavored tooth picks just for chewin'
My late grandpa who had one in his mouth near constantly would have loved em.

What other flavors did you see?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Holy crap they got a root bear one with a drat BEAR on it.



e: Clove, licorice, spicy ginger? hot drat

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

I have to tell you op you actually did open my clout chasing eyes to these today I didn't know they made flavored tooth picks just for chewin'
My late grandpa who had one in his mouth near constantly would have loved em.

What other flavors did you see?

My uncle is like this as well. Mostly appears to be stronger minty/cinnamon type flavors OP

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

Holy crap they got a root bear one with a drat BEAR on it.



e: Clove, licorice, spicy ginger? hot drat

Give them a try OP. The only thing you have to lose is your prejudice.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery



AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





Plus if you leave them in the tube they make a great asspick.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Personal anecdote - I ran a Cinnamon Chewing Toothpick ring in grade school.


I loved these as a kid, when you used to be able to buy these in the little packages at the store a kerjillion years ago. My dad laughed at me and said that they're nothing but regular toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil from the grocery store, and I was like 'R E A L L Y?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW'

I used my own money to buy a giant box of toothpicks and a jar of cinnamon oil. Shoved all the toothpicks in, let them soak overnight, sold them to kids at school for a nickel a piece. I made a lot of money very quickly, like a hundred bux or some poo poo. I had other kids slanging dem sticks for me right away, but I wouldn't give up my secret recipe. Eventually the principal had to have a chat with me and my side hustle at school got banned :reject:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Aardvark! posted:

Plus if you leave them in the tube they make a great asspick.

You think you tap em first like a pack of smokes?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Vampire Panties posted:

Personal anecdote - I ran a Cinnamon Chewing Toothpick ring in grade school.


I loved these as a kid, when you used to be able to buy these in the little packages at the store a kerjillion years ago. My dad laughed at me and said that they're nothing but regular toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil from the grocery store, and I was like 'R E A L L Y?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW'

I used my own money to buy a giant box of toothpicks and a jar of cinnamon oil. Shoved all the toothpicks in, let them soak overnight, sold them to kids at school for a nickel a piece. I made a lot of money very quickly, like a hundred bux or some poo poo. I had other kids slanging dem sticks for me right away, but I wouldn't give up my secret recipe. Eventually the principal had to have a chat with me and my side hustle at school got banned :reject:

Very cool OP. I am interested in making my own picks as well

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





Very luxurious OP. If my side hustle takes off maybe I will pick up a pir.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

store it in my squirrel like cheek pouches like a normal human being??

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

It doesn't really wear down it splinters and gets bendy but stays attached to the pick

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Nice picks, OP. Pull up (toothpick equipped) and swagg on the haters!

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

buy 16 cores and what do you get. Another day older and deeper in debt

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

drat that's a hot hairy beaver you got there

I'm gonna need a cold shower after reading that

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
These things are really good

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
eating without eating much? no calories

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
punching dat air so hard rn

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Why do you prefer toothpicks?

(I love gum, because I can chew on something. Toothpicks don't let me do that.)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

For some reason my dad used to make his own when I was a kid. You just get food grade cinnamon oil, your local pharmacy will have it. Chuck some in glass container let the picks soak up the oil. We had peppermint oil too.

Bam cinnamon/peppermint toothpicks.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Wow congrats on buying a toothpick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Wendigee posted:

For some reason my dad used to make his own when I was a kid. You just get food grade cinnamon oil, your local pharmacy will have it. Chuck some in glass container let the picks soak up the oil. We had peppermint oil too.

Bam cinnamon/peppermint toothpicks.

yhought you said ban and i was like what the heck why???

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I think the pharmacy also sells or sold little glass bottles the oil came in sold separately so you could soak your 'pick in the oil and store it in the other bottle to keep it fresh

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





This is pretentious as gently caress, at least Le Epic Poster doesn't go that far.

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