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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/jan/26/out-of-control-spacex-rocket-on-track-to-collide-with-the-moonquote:Out-of-control SpaceX rocket on collision course with the moon Great job, nice try! Personally I'm looking forward to when my entire town is smashed by a giant grimes statue sometime in 2034
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:08 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:37 |
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elon musk is a stupid little wiener. I wish that loving dweeb was right here so I could tell him to his face "nice rocket bitch" and push him down
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:14 |
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Cubone posted:elon musk is a stupid little wiener. I wish that loving dweeb was right here so I could tell him to his face "nice rocket bitch" and push him down can i do that thing where i crouch behind him
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:47 |
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Well good, for far too long the pristine moon surface has mocked our busy planet!
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:52 |
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It'd be so funny if this guy died
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 09:53 |
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Isn't it going to maybe land near the Chinese base?
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:36 |
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Accidentally starting WW3 would be real funny.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:40 |
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He should go on the Joe Rogan podcast again to explain this the people need to know the facts
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:55 |
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This will anger the Moon People.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 11:58 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:This will anger the Moon People. they're called clangers, actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6CoIwcJ-E
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 12:23 |
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Weka posted:Isn't it going to maybe land near the Chinese base? It's actually planned to bomb the base. hth.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 12:24 |
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Elon, more like felon. He should be banished to Mars for his Moon littering and vandalism.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 13:31 |
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Cubone posted:elon musk is a stupid little wiener. I wish that loving dweeb was right here so I could tell him to his face "nice rocket bitch" and push him down
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 14:24 |
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" My eye !!! The doctor told me not to get rockets in it!"
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 14:26 |
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gently caress the moon
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 14:26 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress the moon Elon Musk is doing his best
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 14:27 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's actually planned to bomb the base. hth. It's unfortunate it's not a Russian base. They would polonium his dumb rear end so hard it would rule.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 14:38 |
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Is there still time to get Elon on board the rocket?
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:07 |
Hammerite posted:Elon Musk is doing his best his best at being a complete oval office amirite!!!
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:18 |
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I wish that moon was my balls
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:42 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I wish that moon was my balls that can be arranged
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:42 |
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When my balls hit youre eye like a big piece of pie thats amore
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:52 |
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since the dawn of time, man has always sought to destroy the moon
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:56 |
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https://youtu.be/qrP6PWL6qhI
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 15:59 |
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Cubone posted:elon musk is a stupid little wiener. I wish that loving dweeb was right here so I could tell him to his face "nice rocket bitch" and push him down on youtube you can watch a bunch of videos of ~~tHuNd3Rf0oT_~ owning him for about like 8 hours all together
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 16:35 |
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kntfkr posted:since the dawn of time, man has always sought to destroy the moon it does nothing for us but taunt us
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:08 |
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M-O-O-N, that spells 'Elon'!
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:15 |
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kntfkr posted:since the dawn of time, man has always sought to destroy the moon
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:15 |
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Why hasn’t Elon tweeted about this yet?!
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:28 |
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Not to offend but I think that littering on the moon should be a capital offense.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:33 |
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Send Elon to the moon to clean up his mess imo
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:35 |
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Aardvark! posted:Not to offend but I think that littering on the moon should be a capital offense. So all the stuff we left up there? Who gets blamed for that stuff directly?
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:39 |
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Nazis, they have a whole city there on the moon.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:41 |
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Big Beef City posted:So all the stuff we left up there? I would start with the astronauts and then work my way up. Like, Buzz Aldrin? That guy DEFinitely deserves the death penalty.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:44 |
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Aardvark! posted:I would start with the astronauts and then work my way up. Like, Buzz Aldrin? That guy DEFinitely deserves the death penalty. drat. You mess with the moon, and Aard doesn't play around. He loves the drat moon. Gonna marry the friggin moon and have sex w/it and have moon babies which is very gross and probably illegal as well. I dunno if your loving husband from yesterday is going to like these developments or accept your disgusting moon mistress and deformed space babies into your hovel.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:49 |
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Agent Escalus posted:Why hasn’t Elon tweeted about this yet?! He's too busy laughing and dancing like a monkey over hearing the news.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:50 |
Aardvark! posted:I would start with the astronauts and then work my way up. Like, Buzz Aldrin? That guy DEFinitely deserves the death penalty. Remember the time Buzz Aldrin punched a dude in the face for telling Aldrin to "pick up his moon trash"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKVdVqFZv0
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 17:57 |
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article posted:the so-called Lagrange point
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 18:01 |
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Aardvark! posted:Not to offend but I think that littering on the moon should be a capital offense. It is. That's why no one has visited the Moon twice; the moon people would execute them immediately.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 18:12 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:37 |
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Let’s blow up the moon.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 18:44 |