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Wondering how to become a formula 1 driver. Been watching the netflix series.
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you need 
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Jan 27, 2022 01:20
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You start in formula 0 and work your way up
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Jan 27, 2022 01:21
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step one: just get in your car and start driving as fast as you can
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Jan 27, 2022 01:22
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You start by never posting again
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Jan 27, 2022 01:24
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Podracing slave child is always a plus on your resume, op
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Jan 27, 2022 01:25
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Real answer: Be born rich, like the son of an F1 team owner or Spanish royalty.
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Jan 27, 2022 01:27
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Gotta go fast
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Jan 27, 2022 01:28
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I actually do kart racing, which is how you're supposed to start, but the real answer is have a shitload of money lol
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Jan 27, 2022 01:29
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italian quid posted:I actually do kart racing, which is how you're supposed to start, but the real answer is have a shitload of money lol Wait. Aren’t other people supposed to give you money to death race for their amusement?
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Jan 27, 2022 01:32
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I think you are too old buddy
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Jan 27, 2022 01:32
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait. Aren’t other people supposed to give you money to death race for their amusement? lmao that hasn't been the case for a long rear end time. last I heard to professionally kart race in Europe you needed to bring well over $100k. again that's karts.
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Jan 27, 2022 01:39
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make car go
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Jan 27, 2022 01:40
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also if you're too old anyways go kart racing. its loving amazing watching rich 50 year olds piss away money pretending they're F1 drivers, having tantrums and starting fistfights while I dig their old tires out of the garbage bin
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Jan 27, 2022 01:42
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well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping.
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Jan 27, 2022 01:59
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Wendigee posted:well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping. don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick
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Jan 27, 2022 02:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_67JbvXLrmw
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Jan 27, 2022 02:26
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You gotta drive one of these babbies
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Jan 27, 2022 02:29
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Peggy Edson posted:don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick Wendigee posted:well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping. sigh.
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Jan 27, 2022 02:30
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The steering wheels are nintendo switches that detach
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Jan 27, 2022 02:30
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Peggy Edson posted:don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick I did forget thanks!
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Jan 27, 2022 02:32
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styls trill epic posted:sigh. One weird trick to stop people you don't want posting in your thread. Haters HATE this!
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Jan 27, 2022 02:33
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styls trill epic posted:sigh. Good look though
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Jan 27, 2022 04:02
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Be rich eurotrash OP No balds or fats either
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Jan 27, 2022 04:28
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the one stands for the amount of nuts you can have one ball thats all
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Jan 27, 2022 05:09
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If your dad is a billionaire he can just buy you an F-1 team. If he's a slightly less wealthy billionaire he can just be the team's primary sponsor in exchange for getting you a seat. If he's only a multimillionaire than hope you started kart racing at 6.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:20
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Get your billionaire father to buy a team. Worked for Lance Stroll.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:30
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My son really wanted to be a race car driver so I looked all this poo poo up then had to break it to him that no, I really don't have millions of dollars to do this. 
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Jan 27, 2022 05:42
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You gotta ask the gas station attendant if he can switch the pump to formula 1. Sometimes he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about and you have to slip him a $20 and wink.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:56
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I don't know but can you imagine how cool it would be if you were also an international art thief? Like your wildly successful racing career would only be a cover for a string of meticulously planned heists that leave the police baffled and net you millions.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:57
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:If your dad is a billionaire he can just buy you an F-1 team. If he's a slightly less wealthy billionaire he can just be the team's primary sponsor in exchange for getting you a seat. If he's only a multimillionaire than hope you started kart racing at 6. Spermanent Record posted:My son really wanted to be a race car driver so I looked all this poo poo up then had to break it to him that no, I really don't have millions of dollars to do this. And all this time I thought it was a skill-based sport for the world's most naturally gifted, best trained, most practiced drivers.
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Jan 27, 2022 06:00
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You have to find the secrect formula. It's kept hidden somewhere in the French catacombs.
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Jan 27, 2022 06:02
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Chinatown posted:you need
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Jan 27, 2022 07:49
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i've got your forum  right here
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Jan 27, 2022 07:52
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Step One: Cut a hole in the box box box.
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Jan 27, 2022 08:18
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the trick is to drop your resume off in person and give a firm handshake while maintaining eye contact. it's actually pretty simple because most people dont bother to apply but you still need to make a good first impression
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Jan 27, 2022 08:25
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Someone randomly gives you a 12 million dollar car and you just sort of wing it from there. If someone says you have to go qualify just skip that poo poo, you get to go the actual race anyways lol idiots.
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Jan 27, 2022 08:34
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