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The swapping was proposed at a later venue, not the toilets
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It's an insult to refuse them but a compliment to be asked.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:40
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i wish you and your wife luck finding a third (:
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Jan 27, 2022 05:49
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Who cares about thier looks, how are they inside the ring? you definitly don't wanna swap partners with a couple of jokers cant even fight, youd just end up in a tie.
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Jan 27, 2022 05:51
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Was this a straight swap, or a tag-team match?
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Jan 27, 2022 06:05
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Sounds like you met a roly-poly-amorous couple OP.
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Jan 27, 2022 06:17
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watch out, obese fighters can often dish out one hell of a punch.
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Jan 27, 2022 06:20
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Do a finisher off the ropes, op
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Jan 27, 2022 06:22
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would you be role playing it's the year 1997 or earlier pre weight classes or would you say you're all heavy weights
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Jan 27, 2022 06:27
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Vim Fuego posted:Was this a straight swap, or a tag-team match? Unclear. It felt disrespectful to ask for details during Anderson silva’s walkout music its_my_birthday posted:would you be role playing it's the year 1997 or earlier pre weight classes or would you say you're all heavy weights Our teams would be in different weight classes. Roughly 40% less than their weight class. My face ain’t busted either
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Unclear. It felt disrespectful to ask for details during Anderson silva’s walkout music if they have any respect for your potential professional career in this matter they should understand when you tell them you don't want to risk injury or permanent personal/professional damage by going out of your weight class
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Jan 27, 2022 06:42
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I mean my hands are SUPER tiny for my size…maybe they thought a dude with a small pecker wouldn’t make the first move??
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what...wait i feel like im misunderstanding
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Jan 27, 2022 06:55
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Usually yes, but I feel like in your case probably not OP.
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Jan 27, 2022 07:02
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I thought the thread said "at a KFC event".
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Jan 27, 2022 07:02
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OP, what if somebody yells out asking one of the cage fighter for a wifeswap and she instantly glances towards you with those big probing eyes and you just smile back at her coyly and shrug?
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Jan 27, 2022 07:08
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You and your wife fat and ugly too? That's an important detail you've omitted.
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Jan 27, 2022 07:09
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When I was still dating my wife, we went to a "club" in Morristown with her friend who is now a retired sugar baby in China and this dork came up to me and his pitch was basically "You are hanging out with two girls, could you please ask one of them to talk to me?" and I told him that neither of them speaks English and he was like "Oh, ok." It was weird.
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Jan 27, 2022 07:26
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vaginite posted:You and your wife fat and ugly too? That's an important detail you've omitted. They were at a UFC event and another couple felt they might be responsive to a wife swap. I think we can all draw our own conclusions.
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Jan 27, 2022 07:34
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it's definitely florida or sacramento right
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Jan 27, 2022 07:37
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Funky See Funky Do posted:They were at a UFC event and another couple felt they might be responsive to a wife swap. I think we can all draw our own conclusions. Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff.
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its_my_birthday posted:it's definitely florida or sacramento right Lol it was Oakland
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff. So which side gets the handicap?
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Jan 27, 2022 08:19
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Did you go through with it?
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Jan 27, 2022 08:38
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You're at an MMA match, it's not like you have dignity left to lose.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff. I don't think normal is a weight category? Is there a normal weight champion of the world belt?
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Arent you gay though or am i thinking of one of the two other posters that post too much that you're indistinguishable from
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Jan 27, 2022 12:56
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Just say you’re worried you’ll fall in love. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just say you’re worried you’ll fall in love. Close thread we have a winner!
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Jan 27, 2022 13:32
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loving ugly people really defines a depth of character. It shows that you have intelligence and read poetry and maybe have hobbies like home brewing. If you gently caress ugly people it practically means you are a savant.
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Jan 27, 2022 13:32
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Stockton Slap dat rear end
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loving ugly people is how they spread! You might wake up next day and realize you're ugly, and there's no going back
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Flowers for QAnon posted:not the toilets Not this time? This was the alternative to what?
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Jan 27, 2022 14:52
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You don't look at the mantelpiece while you're stoking the fire, OP.
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Jan 27, 2022 14:59
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Vagina - S1 - Tomb of Horrors Brousts - T1-4 - Temple of Elemental Evil
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No temple of erectile god that's for sure
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IM GOING IN FOR SEX...No...wait, Im getting a message for a object nearer than us... "This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone . . . Mayday, Mayday . . . we are under attack . . . main drive is gone . . . turret number one not responding Mayday . . . losing cabin pressure fast calling anyone . . . please help . . . This is Free Trader Beowulf . . . Mayday . . . "
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We’re all ugly on the inside OP
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Show me your ugly.
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Did your wife win her match or what?
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