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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Suddenly you hear a loud noise behind you, someone laughing maniacally. You turn around and you see a clown standing behind you. The clown has a puffy white face with bloodshot eyes, a bright blue afro, a big bright red nose and dark red shitlips. The sour smell of shift wafts from the clown's mouth full of dirty yellow nicotine teeth looking like a narrow maze of needle-like rocks at the bottom of a seaside cliff. The clown wears a hideous green and orange vest with ugly pink and brown trousers with uncomfortably oversized black clownshoes. You also notice that the clown is holding a sword in one hand.

You reflexively sweep the leg and knock the clown down and quickly take the clown's sword. The clown looks up at you, stunned and scared.
"Little one, you would kill me? You would kill a god, little one?"
"What is your name?" you say.
"Tych," the clown answers.
"What do you want?"
"I want to help you."

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EorayMel posted:

Suddenly you hear a loud noise behind you, someone laughing maniacally. You turn around and you see a clown standing behind you. The clown has a puffy white face with bloodshot eyes, a bright blue afro, a big bright red nose and dark red shitlips. The sour smell of shift wafts from the clown's mouth full of dirty yellow nicotine teeth looking like a narrow maze of needle-like rocks at the bottom of a seaside cliff. The clown wears a hideous green and orange vest with ugly pink and brown trousers with uncomfortably oversized black clownshoes. You also notice that the clown is holding a sword in one hand.

You reflexively sweep the leg and knock the clown down and quickly take the clown's sword. The clown looks up at you, stunned and scared.
"Little one, you would kill me? You would kill a god, little one?"
"What is your name?" you say.
"Tych," the clown answers.
"What do you want?"
"I want to help you."

I feel like Tych tries just a little to come off as chill and good, but maybe that's just a facade and he isn't?



Nosfereefer

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> check inventory

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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Nosfereefer posted:

> check inventory

You look to your left and see another clown. This clown is holding a wrench.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm Puck! And I'm here to gently caress you up!
:ins:

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> definitely hit puck with the sword, stil undecided about tych



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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

biosterous posted:

> definitely hit puck with the sword, stil undecided about tych

You quickly rush forward and hit Puck with the sword. He screams and collapses to the ground. You smell foul smell poo poo stenches as a black viscous liquid pours from Puck's mouth. His bones crack and limbs start extending like a stick insect. He rears up and roars.

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> explain to puck that it's only reasonable that someone would hit him with a sword if he's going around with a wrench saying he's gonna gently caress people up, and he should acknowledge that this is all a consequence of his own actions and he shouldn't take it out on other people

> nod knowingly at tych, tych will probably back us up on this point



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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

biosterous posted:

> explain to puck that it's only reasonable that someone would hit him with a sword if he's going around with a wrench saying he's gonna gently caress people up, and he should acknowledge that this is all a consequence of his own actions and he shouldn't take it out on other people

> nod knowingly at tych, tych will probably back us up on this point

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" cries Puck, quickly running away.

"Thank you for saving me!" says Tych.

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fps_nug

horsing around no longer
>ask tych what he meant by helping us

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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

fps_nug posted:

>ask tych what he meant by helping us

Tych gets up and looks around. He looks scared but then he smiles at you.

"We have to move quickly. Follow me."

You go to a cabin in the woods. The windows are boarded up and the door is heavily scratched. Inside the cabin are three doors.

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