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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10445731/Kobe-Bryant-daughter-Gianna-memorialized-two-year-anniversary-helicopter-crash.html


"The sculptor, Dan Medina, inscribed, 'Heroes come and go but legends are forever,' and honored the other seven victims with their names on a plaque, at the base of the statue."



"Medina lugged the sculpture to the crash site this morning, where it will only stay for the remainder of the day. However, he plans to continue to display it every anniversary of the tragedy"

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Which one would you frottage to completion with?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol jesus christ it looks nothing like Kobe

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
it's certainly a statue!

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Its the guy who made it's Dream Figure of himself and hes going to have a Youtube series call Achieving Kobe

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Glad to see Chuck Liddell got himself a hobby after the ufc

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
This strikes me as odd & distasteful.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike posted:

This strikes me as odd & distasteful.

Turn on your monitor

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LordArgh posted:

Turn on your monitor

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Kobe seems like a guy who died in 9/11 , I dont think i want to assume he's real to be honest.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

LordArgh posted:

Turn on your monitor

:master:

Greg of Doom posted:

Kobe seems like a guy who died in 9/11 , I dont think i want to assume he's real to be honest.

He seems more like a guy who died on 9/10, because his death always reminds me of pre-pandemic life

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

YeahTubaMike posted:

:master:

He seems more like a guy who died on 9/10, because his death always reminds me of pre-pandemic life

sick stuff alright

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish Kobe would have had the goddamn common courtesy to crash that helicopter directly into my fricken balls and rear end in a top hat like my sign and large arrow clearly indicated.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
If the morgue worker saw that statue first so when he had an open coffin his face was all long

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Kobe was a rapist and I do not mourn his death.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Hes a nobody who did nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmo3HFa2vjg

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Inzombiac posted:

Kobe was a rapist and I do not mourn his death.

Yeah you don't settle out of a rape charge if you're not guilty lol

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
You're only a Kobe fan if you're also some insane rear end in a top hat doing it for vengeance against your ex wife. You've been divorced for 10 years. She stopped watching sport because she never liked it to begin with, and Jeremy doesn't either.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

lol jesus christ it looks nothing like Kobe

It almost looks like the sculptor put his own face on the statue.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

Kobe was a rapist and I do not mourn his death.

This. I'm sure he was a great basketball player, but he was a garbage human being.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

pretty nice op. but my favorite kobe tribute comes from alt-right cartoonist ben garrison. he got the likeness slightly less wrong.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Filthy rich raper man dies

Gets statue in honor

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zzulu posted:

Filthy rich raper man dies

Gets statue in honor

https://youtu.be/HtVoFS_Df6U

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'd prefer a Lane Bryant statue.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Uh excuse me Mr. Sculptor, but you didn't get Kobe's consent

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Should have made it out of Colby cheese imo. :thunk:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Spot on to me

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Quite brave of the artist to engrave the names of all the rape victims

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
isn't that the head of a UFC guy? i remember having a UFC videogame demo on PS4 and you could pick one of two dudes and one of them had the same head as that sculptor

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

He looks EXTREMELY familiar to me too.
I don't think he's a fighter. But maybe involved in MMA/UFC or in Joe Rogans circle in some way? I KNOW I've seen that face before too.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Komby Byrone

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.



Bezos

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

kntfkr posted:

isn't that the head of a UFC guy? i remember having a UFC videogame demo on PS4 and you could pick one of two dudes and one of them had the same head as that sculptor

The guy in the photo with the statue really looks like Chuck “the iceman” Liddell.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Fixed the spoiler for you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Prof. Crocodile posted:

The guy in the photo with the statue really looks like Chuck “the iceman” Liddell.

Yes.
That's one of them.
There's another one too, I'm almost positive. Maybe he's just appeared recently or been in the news and I'm conflating it. But yeah, for sure.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

More like statu-tory rape, OP. Or I guess his was just a regular rape, but you get it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
People need to stop being so mean about kobe, that helicopter crashing was basically our 9/11 in LA

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Kobe... Or not Kobe.

That... is the rapist.

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