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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
this loving sucks

i was hoping there was a next day delivery clam and oyster distribution company called clamazon but nooooooooope

at least http://slamazon.com redirects to some idiot's 11 minute youtube video about how 1/22/22 is an interesting date or something but that's a waste too. nothing is getting slammed

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


clamazon warriors

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

not secure!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
There's always a risk with shellfish.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Were you going to gently caress the clam? Maybe virtually some how?

Was it some giant amazonian clam woman?

Clamazon?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Applewhite posted:

That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

:roflolmao:

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I think everyone at some point tried to buy domains you thought would sell for big spendo

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Applewhite posted:

That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

He hosed a dolphin, so cheers to him loving shellfish too

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP.

Maybe Elon Mollusk will develop a solution for you.

E: Or you could always go to prawnhub.com

jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 27, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.trusttheplanazon.com

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Wow OP, that’s clamazin’!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Big Beef City posted:

There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron.

None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch.

I think you already established that you hosed up clown show I was trying to help you out since apparently you have the internet skills of a dog

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


yeah I know I ain't ever seen that dog use the internet either

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
BEZOS YOU SON OF A BITCH! :argh: How much money did you spend to be that unfunny? :catbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Greg of Doom posted:

He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Yeah real classy Bezos. :jerkbag:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I should really get one of those frozen packs of mussels that you can find in the freezer section that come pre-sealed in either butter/garlic/herb, or tomato sauce and make those again soon.
They're surprisingly good, and you can often find them pretty friggin cheap. Super easy to cook up in just a couple minutes, get a baguette, some good olives, little nice cheese and make a simple salad and you got a meal for two for only a few bucks that feels nice and fancy. Good to pick at while you watch the news or something equally adult like and sophisticated.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

jazzyhattrick posted:

Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP.

Maybe Elon Mollusk will develop a solution for you.

E: Or you could always go to prawnhub.com

there was a weed delivery business that jumped the gun on legality near me called budhub with the same logo styling as prawnhub and i used them once, but not for delivery, and went to pick up and the whole operation was out of a camper van parked in a driveway on a residential street. they got complaints from neighbors and the pigs seized $400,000 in cash and I think they were only operational for half a year


RIP budhub

also, i wanna jerk off that girthy clam until something happens. something's gotta happen if you stroke it long enough. that would be cool if it came cocktail sauce

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:


also, i wanna jerk off that girthy clam until something happens. something's gotta happen if you stroke it long enough. that would be cool if it came cocktail sauce

If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jan 27, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
That clam is having the time of its life.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

its all nice on rice posted:

You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip.

But that could take all night! Instead why not order a professionally cleaned geoduck from clamazon.com

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

Nah, that one is just bulk pig hearts 🐷


Greg of Doom posted:

He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Steam? No, thats made by the other OTHER company headed by the bisexual billionaire wizard, Gabe Newell--bi-Valve. His beard isn't just for anchoring himself to rocks, ladies!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Big Beef City posted:

If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing.


Hell, same

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
amazingly spamazon.com is still open

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
This is nothing to get crabby about

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
get shucked, op

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://jewtube.com/

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

buyvulvas.com has a pretty good selection of clam.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

If God was real, making the geoducks would be his equivalent of drawing a penis on something.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

For shellfish? I really don't think so.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

http://relentless.com

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hosed up

not as hosed up as the blue water grill being dead

i really want oysters

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

NutFlix and Cramazon redirect to my porn site.

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