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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So you're walking through the woods and come across a nice stack of Playboys. And you're getting ready to get down with yourself and mother nature herself in the woods. But the stack of playboys has already been stickied up by somebody. What are some tips to unstick that stack so you can reglue them yourself?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I dunno but make sure a spider doesn't bite your hand or your dick.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


touch yourswlf haha

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


BigBadSteve posted:

I dunno but make sure a spider doesn't bite your hand or your dick.

What? The swelling is half the fun!

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
We used to find nudey mags around our elementary school and it was like a cheeky little treasure hunt but I guess there must have been a pedophile jackin off in the woods all the time

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Playboys ain't got no porn in 'em anyways.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Learn to find reviews of stereo equipment arousing, I guess.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Goo gone

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
You can’t do it, OP. Cum is forever.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Go the other direction, get em stickier and make paper mache. Sculpt it into the shape of a titty. Now you're in pleasure town my man.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i would say if you had a stack of Club Internationals there it would be worth going through some effort but for playboy i say let'em crust

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
cum!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

goop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Realtalk: Cum all over the magazines, let the cum soak in a bit so it dissolves the old crusty stuff, and separate the pages while wet.

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3
Saliva is a pretty good solvent, you know what to do

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



wow

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I like a fine bush. Did Hef's magazine do it glory?

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
Just ask the mod nicely to remove the sticky. It's worked before.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you're walking through the woods and come across a nice stack of Playboys. And you're getting ready to get down with yourself and mother nature herself in the woods. But the stack of playboys has already been stickied up by somebody. What are some tips to unstick that stack so you can reglue them yourself?

real perverts don't store their porno in Maple or Evergreens. Porno in Oaks or nothing

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