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Why do you get out of bed in the morning?
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got two kids i gotta get ready
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Jan 28, 2022 22:51
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Because my cat hassles me if I stay in bed too long after I wake up.
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Jan 28, 2022 22:51
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The alarm's at the other side of the room. Also, I gotta take a piss.
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Jan 28, 2022 22:52
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Don't know op but what gets me out of bed fast is hearing a wrong sound in my house. Your username would work too
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Jan 28, 2022 23:00
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This is my world! MY world!
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Jan 28, 2022 23:03
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Sid Vicious posted:got two kids i gotta get ready
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Jan 28, 2022 23:04
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Because I have to try to look high and low, search the sky and the sea below, so that I can try to seize the day, and make new friends along the way.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:04
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So I can have fun and make money
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Jan 28, 2022 23:04
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Mom said I have to.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:05
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fart
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Jan 28, 2022 23:09
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I don’t know if I do
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Jan 28, 2022 23:11
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YeahTubaMike posted:Because my cat hassles me if I stay in bed too long after I wake up. 
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Jan 28, 2022 23:11
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delusions, mr. anderson- vagaries of perception. temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose, and all of them as artificial as the matrix itself
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Jan 28, 2022 23:12
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I'm really bad at dying OP
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Jan 28, 2022 23:13
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gleebster posted:The alarm's at the other side of the room. Also, I gotta take a piss. Destroy alarm. Wear diaper to bed. Problem solved. I keep going on hoping today will be the day all my dreams come true and I can find happiness. Then I realize it won’t be today and go back to sleep.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:13
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Life hasn’t beaten all of my dreams out of me yet, op. Just most of them.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:17
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spite
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Jan 28, 2022 23:19
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Also joining in with the 'I have loving kids' gang.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:21
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I have to wake up and listen to the song Mutants from the Tiberian Sun soundtrack while I eat my own poo poo
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Jan 28, 2022 23:30
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I have no idea
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Jan 28, 2022 23:31
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I do it for my friends!!!!!!!!
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Jan 28, 2022 23:32
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Huh, I dunno, just habit I guess. I never really gave it any thought. I mean, I guess I don't really *need* to go on.. In fact, the more I think about it, it doesn't really seem worthwhile... New season of Ozark is pretty ok, I guess? Yeah, I'll probably finish that up first.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:34
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The other options aren't tenable.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:39
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I know, right?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Jan 28, 2022 23:40
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because i know that no matter what, one day the sweet release of death will be there to greet me
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Jan 28, 2022 23:43
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:because i know that no matter what, one day the sweet release of death will be there to greet me What if death isn’t the end? What if it keeps going?
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Jan 28, 2022 23:48
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Try to make the world a little better. Try to enjoy what you got.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:49
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Dunno
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Jan 28, 2022 23:50
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I have to go to work or I will get in trouble
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Jan 28, 2022 23:51
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Feels great, man!
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Jan 28, 2022 23:54
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Xenocides posted:What if death isn’t the end? What if it keeps going? gently caress I never thought about that
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Jan 28, 2022 23:56
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This and the why are you dumb thread seem kinda redundant tbh...
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Jan 29, 2022 00:03
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Food tastes good
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Jan 29, 2022 00:03
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Fear of un-death
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Jan 29, 2022 00:04
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Things to see Pud to pull
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Jan 29, 2022 00:04
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I also hear that if you hate getting out of bed and going to work you might turn into a giant insect.
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Jan 29, 2022 00:07
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Im a cat dad now.
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Jan 29, 2022 00:12
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Big Scary Owl posted:Why do you get out of bed in the morning? having to pee
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Jan 29, 2022 00:13
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to train and become stronger. one day i will challenge my sensei and become the strongest warrior in the land.
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